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[caffstrink]

I think about eating a fidough a lot

[surprisebitch]

life imitates art

[asleepinawell]

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

bwaaaaa

-the tumpet

[sentient-tent]

[homodotus]

[normal-horoscopes]

IF YOU GET RAPTURED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM COME WITH YOU?

[normal-horoscopes]

IF YOU GET BAPTIZED DOES YOUR TAPEWORM ALSO GET BAPTISED?

[normal-horoscopes]

CAN TAPEWORMS SIN?

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS THE AGE OF INNOCENCE IN TAPEWORM YEARS

[showing0resultsforsanity]

Do you... Have..? A tapeworm..?

[normal-horoscopes]

DEFINE "HAVE"

[hug-bees]

Evolution of the artist

[bunjywunjy]

got any cursed facts about falcons?? 🥺👉👈

compared to hawks, falcons have shorter and weaker talons and shorter beaks! this, combined with a lighter overall build, means that falconkind is really badly unsuited to do the hawk/eagle/owl thing where they just plunge out of the sky and stab a rabbit to death with their feet.

so what they do instead is fly really high in the air, keeping an eye out for unwary birds they could get the drop on, and then they DROP. and as they drop, they curl their talon into a fist, which they use to strike their unwary prey at speeds well in excess of a hundred miles per hour. (this either stuns or outright kills the unlucky target) 

and this method works so well that they can even take down birds much larger than themselves, like ducks!

so basically,

FALCON

PUNCH

[bunjywunjy]

now why don’t we give that a slo-mo action replay?

GET WRECKED.

[r4cs0]

Holy fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[angellyuna]

DMC series

[pomesthetic]

Hi long time no post

Redraw from a previous post! (2017)

[freelancefailure]

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

[pomesthetic]

Hi long time no post

Redraw from a previous post! (2017)

[speeps-highway]

Okay here’s all the pictures I have of the NPC I turned into Tom Cruise

[artofpiju]

First day of class

[coughloop]

[pomesthetic]

fe3h felix doodle ft casual dima :0