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phan confirmed during gay history month #blessed

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Fleetwood Mac wrote Rhiannon about Comfrey and Daisuke send tweet

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Ally asking if comfrey made the brass heart of the pirate’s bosun but no one asking if she made the daisuke and ghost dog cowboy and dog automata

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Listen all I’m saying is we could find another word for all the mechanical shit other than ‘clockwork’

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older gentleman just gave me a lecture on how when I decide it’s time to find a wife I need to buy myself a pair of loud colorful socks and sit around with my legs crossed to show my ankles and women will flock to me

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These are the same performance

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Let’s be heavy with mama

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Never thought I’d compare Aziraphale to Edward Cullen but you know that thing he does where he breaks up with Bella “for her own good” because the situation he’s in is too dangerous? Yeah…

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Mentioned that Good Omens 2 came out recently and someone was like “omg yeah I watched the whole thing!”

…how do I say I watched it four times in 2 weeks?

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Thinking about the bookshop being used by Aziraphale as a metaphor for Crowley (something something yellow eyes yellow room). Thinking about the Metatron passing the bookshop (Crowley) to Muriel and saying it’s in good hands.

Thinking about Aziraphale saying my bookshop (Crowley).

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How come when Crowley’s driving on a long, straight stretch he goes slow enough that other cars can pass him, yet on turny roads he feels the need to swerve all over the place?

Perhaps he expects the sudden turning to cause a certain someone to slide closer….

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Okay but actually Bildad the Shuhite was one of the worst Crowley looks (something about the sunglasses with That Beard) but I think that’s what makes it so attractive

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Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

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I think we as a fandom need to talk more about how Aziraphale and Crowley started as one character and were later split in two. That’s obviously not part of their canon now, but you can still see it there. Two sides of the same coin or perhaps a better analogy… shades of grey.

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I’m a simple man. I see a glimpse of Michael or David and my thumb likes of its own accord

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One of the most common good/evil color indications on screen is blue/red (Aziraphale’s shirt is blue/Crowley’s hair is red)…

So anyway, the combined miracle plume is purple.

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Who was going to tell me Crowley wears gold nail polish in heaven?????