Emails
Ah, a 4 second man, why is that not surprising?
~Darcy
You’re not nice
-Riley
And you aren’t? I had to handle mom and dad’s funeral alone. I was 19. and then I get called that you’re stealing the Declaration of Independence? I really don’t want to have this conversation. Oh, I think that’s the alcohol talking. Oh well.
~Darcy
I’m sorry, ok? I explained this before. And don’t drive or anything, go lie down. And make sure someone’s looking after you. Or something. Quit emailing me while drunk.
-Riley
Of course Darcy has someone looking after her. I would ask that you refrain from sending her any more messages as we will be taking off shortly and in her inebriated state she is more upset then she wishes to be. I will have her sleep the alcohol off, so hopefully she will be able to speak to you coherently when we arrive in DC. I will be watching you the whole trip.
Natasha
Great, I haven't even met you and you despise me. Did Darcy tell you any other enlightening tidbits about me?
-Riley










