Ash 🌸

a short, mentally fucked up gal who is trying to get by, lover of many fandoms. Say hi!

[ruinedchildhood]

https://vine.co/v/hWK3xqUuxOu

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early to bed early to rise

burger king meal with burger king fries

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[exceptionals]

if there’s something hard in ur pants who u gonna call

[exceptionals]

[isnt]

follow @isnt​ for more memes

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Pro tip:  Open-carry a Zweihander for self defense

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Some crime-doer is gonna try to do crime on you and then they see this shit:

[syntax-forest]

I like that specifying ‘open-carry’ implies that one could concealed-carry that sword somehow.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

You can conceal anything if you’re brave enough

[pumpkin-spice-spam]

You can conceal it… in your enemies

[sciencevevo]

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

[newusernamepending]

Exodus 25:23-30

[sciencevevo]

well ill be darned

[silver-tongues-blog]

the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter

[kaijuno]

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

[ladyshinga]

Friend: “Have you seen [TV Show/Movie]?”

What I say: “I’ve seen bits and pieces of it, yeah!”

What I mean: “I’ve seen gifs”

[cupiscent]

“I’m familiar with the premise.”

[chaoticlivi]

“I know That One Scene everybody’s losing their shit about, yeah.”

[cookievampiress]

[alexi52]

Well I'm fucking sueing everyone now

[laughconfetti]

I've been avoiding eye contact with trainers for years. tell THEM that

[onlytwitterpics]

[fuks]

[broad-city]

[recommend]

Real estate agent posts 25 of the worst home design finds by her fellow agents (x)

[catchymemes]

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

Must be an important raccoon.

[africanaquarian]

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

[tastefullyoffensive]

Golden Deceiver (via arrev / kayjay25)

[youlovetoseeit]

Dead