the real jake english

[ Ah golly jeezers what the actual dickens is happening! ] im gamer im a minor i like touhou and element cattos and homestuck and msm and deltarune and pokemon and so on so on so on my fav chars are reimu, rhysmuth, pentumbra, john egbert, primarina, meowscarada and lotsa more im a guy whos cool to be around with

[gamer45theguy]

Good day! If it's not too much trouble, I'd like to know if you have an invitation code for the toyhouse. I've scoured half the internet and can't find it anywhere....

No sorry :(

[gamer45theguy]

hey look its Blup and Rahula! i love my ocs

[chalicewonder]

I must admit..

I LOVE BREADWINNERS!!! Not the humor BUT THE CHARACTERS

[gamer45theguy]

who are YOU?? (the sequel)

[gamer45theguy]

i wonder what i should post

[gamer45theguy]

Bro forgot about Caesium Methyl Fluorotrioxide (Cs(CH3OOOF)) all because of I1 found an obscure chemical group responsible for the metal-MFO groups it makes

im not a scienc nord ok

i use pubchem and i use the keyword ‘cesium’ for 6k of those caesium compounds how was i supposed to know

[caesiumswhatsitorwhatever]

Oh well hello! Im caesium, its nice to see you checking up on my blog.

I occasionally make jokes that I think are objectively funny. I’m best friends with Barium, hell, I even hang out with him, he’s such a great pal to me!

…ok aand other stuff.. yeah….. hm, you’re basically an asshole if you show WATER to my face, stresses me out. I WILL guarantee to lash back at you if you use any stupid nicknames or.. just being ‘not a good vibe’.

And I’m also the fifty fifth element on the Purriodic Table. Yeah. Also if you wish to do so, then ask me (mostly) anything!! Uhhmm… yeah, that’s all.

// and now for the ooc me: helllooooo im gamer aka @gamer45theguy i run this blog! i am caesium’s number one fan and also the one who wrote caesium’s fully fleshed out personality on the wiki you see right now! ok

[lil-14ms]

CRYSTAL ISLET TOMORROW

FINALLY

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[propranksterpropaganda]

Back when I revived my love of The Electric Company, I came up with a play on words and decided that my @ on any and all social medias I had was going to be “pro-Prankster propaganda”!

@my-name-is-moss @manisanythingnottaken @makaversecolon3 @whocaresifwearecrazy @estuary-scholar @mistythemofth @spacedustthethisuser @negative1humans @awes0m3sauxe @tmpnerdofficial And anyone else!

[makaversecolon3]

Hi. So, very back in the past, like back when I had my Miraculous obsession, I was known as FenneRouge(21), which was a portmanteau of Fennekin and Rena Rouge.

Anyway, in 2023, a little bird told me that once I finish eighth grade, my School Scratch account would be deleted. So, with quick thinking, I invented the new identity, Maka_Love_2009.

Scratch was my only social up until July of 2025, when I decided tumblr, so I named myself MakaVerse, and yeah. :>

@majestydeerakuma, @lavenderroomie, @skymikaela, @addiethedragoncat, @calypsothedigeridoodle, @aloyartz8new, @thatblukirby, @rawrxd061

[thatblukirby]

the lore behind "thatblukirby" was from a fandom username. the lore behind that fandom username was that i had an oc i made around when i started playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land the reasoning behind my blog being EschColi was due to my Comic Studio username. i based it on the playable character in a game i was working on at the time (E. coli from Immunity) the whole reasoning behind "yep1" is basically that i kept losing roblox accounts because i would get randomly logged out without remembering the password. "Yepyeahlolp" was one i made because i didn't have any ideas on what to name mine. "Yepyeahlolp1" was an alt account @chalicewonder @gamer45theguy

[gamer45theguy]

so for my user you only have to just consider the gamer45 part because the gamer45theguy as a whole is from HERE (tumblr), really.

but for gamer45, oh boy ill tell ya somethin!

back when i was a boyo boy at.. around 2021, around quarantine times, i was an avid person in the Ace Attorney Hope Despair Force online community (well damn!!), usually the guest/first time names give you “web182” or “web72” or web[insertnumberhere]” you get it! and me, being the wee ol lad thought “Hm, maybe I could be unique!” and i always replaced the names with “gamer45”..mostly variations of the numbers, but mostly gamer45! and thats all ever since. theres also another user i go by called “FNFBoy602’ but thats a different story for a different time!!

@rhythmbunny256 , @mr-media2k , and any other of my tumblr moots that i definitely forgot to mention!!

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[matt-murderock-deactivated20210]

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

[cattoelements]

Todays Catto of the day: Caesium!

Caesium is a shy and soft, yet caring catto, who has selective mutism and would whisper quietly most of the time. They have a tendency to stare at things for long periods of time. The only people she talks with are Barium, Thallium, and anyone trustworthy enough to her. They’re shown to be emotionally sensitive, and would share and vent their feelings to Barium. She tends to get overstimulated when drenched in water.

Oh, yeah, she’s in a romantic relationship with Barium!! Awesome!

(Catto made by gamer45)

[gamer45theguy]

IM gamer45 CHECK this out IT IS AWESOME

[gamer45theguy]

Spontaneous quadatomic hydrogen cation (H4_+)

Catto submission for no reason :P

Gosh i cant believe this is happening to me. Am..am i ACTUALLY getting messages now?? Oh my flying doozy kabob im suddenly now interested to do science bullcrap?? Thats quite sublime! Really though i will make it whenever i feel like it.

[gamer45theguy]

Hi! Im doing mighty swell as youd expect me to be. Anywho heres some doodles of mines!!,

[sugar-and-spite]

Notes on Puns!

(Notice: I made this during my attempts to roleplay Feferi. However, it can be applied to any roleplay/writing character that uses puns, not just Homestuck!)

NOTES ON PUNS:

A lot of times, a “pun” is just choosing a more x-related word or phrase.

Examples:

(fish-themed) How are you doing? -> How are you faring? (like seafaring)

(cat-themed) It’s horrible! -> It’s a catastrophe!

Of course, the same can be done by changing a word.

Examples:

(fish-themed) How are you doing? -> Water you up to?

(cat-themed) It’s horrible! -> It’s pawful!

Don’t try too hard to make puns! It seems forced and sounds kind of stupid.

Example:

(cat-themed) Favorite -> Furavorite <== :33 < oh nooooooooo!

In conjunction with the above, make puns sound natural. Don’t add unnecessary syllables unless it was done in canon or you haven’t used a pun in a while.

Examples:

(cat-themed) Favorite -> Fafurite

(fish-themed) Apparently -> Appierently

(fish-themed) Know -> Minnow (canon in Homestuck [I think?]) (I personally don’t use this one very often, except for “you know?” or similar phrases, or when I haven’t worked in a pun in a while. Puns are more fun when they’re subtle.)

And finally, if the spelling looks weird on a pun, say it aloud before you send it. If it’s hard to read phonetically, you may want to change it. If it reads fine, then go for it!

Thanks for reading~ :33 I hope this helped!

-QS

[springleotp]

hello !! im not sure if anyone else has asked before . . . but do u have any tech graphics ? computerkin, things like that ?

Webcore/tehnology themed graphics 🌐 . °⠀.ᐟ

!!! F2u, credits not needed but appreciated ^_^

[baahphomette]

Just a sketch of a nightbear redesign I did in call with friends, I dislike/think a lot of the triple and above ethereals could have been done a bit better, so I came up with a lore reason in ISOMI for them to look different, I’ll just say it later in a more complete post. also, some other things made/done in said call attached below! Fun times were had as you can tell

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[gay-leaf]

I have a very weird irrational random fear which is dogs. If you have one unleashed around me and it goes even a bit too close when you aren’t looking I will literally scream and shake/shiver (I can’t control my reaction either). I am a dog obsessed person’s worst nightmare

I also have a fear of bugs and spiders, heights, loud noises, whales, and failure

tags people evilly (no pressure to participate tho :))

@halogen-insertlastparthere @ajolteonnamedsparky @mintyfresh2763 @vessel-of-enphoso + open tags

[host-objectified-gay]

Needles bc one time when I was a baby they made 6 people hold me down (for no reason too??) so I got needle trauma 😭🙏 can't even smell rubbing alcohol anymore

@jacknjellyfish @thebardsystem (do all of u have different fears?) @muffinyume @boosferluvr67 @he-did-it-to-me-twice @fancymaelstromvoyage and everyone else!

[jnjf]

bugs 🫩 although this is mostly against the ones that can fly, because if they wanted to get me they'd be fast as FUCK

@nonbinarydiseaseexpert @cup1d1an-l0v3r @lightnang and anayone else

[spacedustthethisuser]

My fear of the darkness came back after the Alien Romulus version of the 20th century intro played on my hotel's tv.

Mom didn't change it until after a few minutes. I got weird paranoia when I went back to my dad's house.

I liked GotG 2 tho that was cool to see before the trauma (even if I didn't watch much of either... Lol)

@propranksterpropaganda @mistythemofth @crescendollzzz @firedragonjax @alecrysalia @a-paper-fan15

Uuh and anyone else I guess idk that's all I could think of -_-,

[propranksterpropaganda]

I used to be really scared of optical illusions, and I’d practically hold my breath if I went through a Ripley’s Believe It or Not.

Now, I’ve moved past that, but I’m still scared of losing too much time to…anything, really

@whocaresifwearecrazy @coloredscribbli @makaversecolon3

[whocaresifwearecrazy]

I am scared of both the dark and heights

@booloocrew-blog @thewackydot @aloyartz8new

[aloyartz8new]

I'm afraid of rollercoasters...

and losing my interests/hyperfixations...

>3<

@makaversecolon3 @whocaresifwearecrazy @thatblukirby @addiethedragoncat

[thatblukirby]

i'm afraid of being the sewers. I fear laugh track sfx @technum-99 @gamer45theguy @chalicewonder

[gamer45theguy]

im lowkenuinely afraid of getting helium inside me i just want my voice to be my voiccee you dont need heliumm,, criijeee

@chalicewonder @rhythmbunny256 @bondiebluebun