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League of Legends Wiki: Ashe
Writing a League of Legends Wiki would surely be a daunting task. You’d have to provide descriptions for more than 100 champions, along with their numberous abilities; you’d have to cover the hundreds of items available; and you’d basically have to come up with tons and tons of information about all kinds of stuff. In the end, you’d end up with a product that’s already available somewhere else (a regular League of Legends Wiki).
That’s why we’re not going to do it.
Ladies and gents, prepare to explore the vast world of League of Legends in an entirely new (and brave) way! We’ll be taking a look at champions and other things LoL… one step at a time! But that’s not all, apart from (By the way, the fact that you’re still reading this shows that we’re doing a pretty good job at keeping you interested thus far.) the usual tips and tricks for the various champions, we’ll also give our best to make these short walks to Summoner’s Rift and back an absolutely worthwhile experience for you, since we value your time and… well, let’s just say we know that you’d prefer playing League of Legends to many other things, including reading a potentially flawed League of Legends Wiki. That’s why we’ll try to keep it all somewhat lighthearted by putting the focus on the lol in LoL.
We can’t think of a better way to kick off our League of Legends Wiki than taking a nice, in-depth look at one of our absolute favorite LoL champions – Queen Ashe – The Frost Archer, or simply Ashe. What’s more, we’ve actually managed to have a few minutes of face-time with the beloved champion for a quick interview that you can find below, where you’ll be able to to learn about the latest developments at Summoner’s Rift straight from the horse’s mouth (or rather, straight from Ashe’s mouth).
Before we go on, though, we’d like to warn the pro player wannabes that this League of Legends Wiki is actually designed for those of us who simply want to have a laugh, so the tactics revealed in the lines below may or may not work for you. Depends on how mad and good you are.
Well, depends on who’s asking. If you happen to be among the many Freljord ruler wannabes, then she’s Queen Ashe, the rightful ruler of those frosty lands of conflict and lurking evil. If, however, you are an incoming tank champion that she has failed to notice from afar, then she’s just a humble peasant from the nearby village that doesn’t want any trouble. Never mind the ancient frost bow on her back.
Ashe is also one of the biggest Robin Hood fans, as evidenced by the fact that she’s a skilled archer, as well as her overall styling. She specializes in killing enemies off using deadly arrows that are not only painful, but freezing as well. Our favorite ability of Ashe is her ultimate (shocker!), the Enchanted Crystal Arrow, which can hit an enemy with a devastating power, all the way from the far end of map. Thanks to its stunning effect, it’s also very useful if you need to stop an enemy champion from running away (we told you there’ll be something useful in here). Another very useful, yet somewhat overlooked, Ashe ability is the Hawkshot, which lets Ashe shoot a hawk as an arrow, revealing the dangers that lie ahead. If’s also very useful if you want to quickly check who’s hiding in the bushes.
GamerDino interviews Ashe
And now it’s time for our exclusive interview with Queen Ashe. I’ve sent our own John Blaszowski, who’s our corespondent from Summoner’s Rift. Here’s how his conversation with Ashe went!
GamerDino: Hey Ashe, thanks for sitting down with us for this interview. You must have a busy schedule, with all these League of Legends tournaments and all…
Ashe: First, it’s Queen Ashe, and yes, my schedule is quite busy these days, but that’s OK. After all, the pay is good and I enjoy striking enemies down from afar. Besides, someone has to unite the Freljord, as the tribes living there…
GamerDino: … Ah, the Freljord, yes, that’s all very interesting, but we’re sure that our readers would love to learn more about you and your personal life, if that’s OK with you. So why don’t we start with your favorite food? What does Queen Ashe feast on between those exhausting sessions at Summoner’s Rift?
Ashe: I usually don’t have much free time between matches so I quickly gobble a chicken sandwich (or two) down, just to make sure that I’ll be able to pull the bowstring hard enough.
GamerDino: How hard is hard enough?
Ashe: If I can shoot an arrow that can pierce Fiddlesticks’ head and come out of the other side of his skull, then it’s enough.
GamerDino: Sweet. But why a chicken sandwich? Why don’t you have some pizza or a chocolate bar?
Ashe: Would you like how I look if I crammed myself with pizza or chocolate all day?
GamerDino: Well, um, it really depends on…
Ashe: Let me break one thing to you, mister – if you want to survive in this business, you have to make sure that you can not only frag champions, but you also look good while doing it.
GamerDino: No doubt. We can’t deny that almost all female champions we’ve encountered in League of Legends are quite attractive.
Ashe: Who’s the most attractive one you’ve encountered?
GamerDino: Now, that’s a tough questions…
Ashe: So, you’re saying that I’m not the most beautiful female champion in LoL?
GamerDino: We haven’t said such a thing!
Ashe: But you don’t seem to disagree either…
GamerDino: You know what, let’s change the topic reaaally quickly now and talk about the type of men that you like!
Ashe: I like GamerDino, though it doesn’t seem to like me…
GamerDino: Look princess, why don’t you just stop whining? It’s not our fault that men are afraid to come near you…
Ashe: Do you want me to teach you how to shoot with a bow?
Ashe: Great! Stand right over there and I’ll show you how it’s done…
Unfortunately, we haven’t heard of John ever since he went to that interview, but we sure hope that he’s alright. After all, there’ll be many more interviews to be done, as our League of Legends Wiki must go on!