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”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet
you search any character x reader AND MAJORITY OF THE CONTENT IS SMUT… like yeah i love a smut when im feeling it but i want gut wrenching, HEART ACHING, nauseating fluff. like its so fluffy that you’re like wtf this is actually kinda cringe but like it’s sooo good at the same time
Future With You
pairing- steve harrington x fem!reader,
warnings: SPOILERS FOR FINALE, set in the epilogue, reader is mentioned to be dustin's sister but it is not an essential plot point. the finale finally pulled me out of my writer’s block so i hope you enjoy!!
You examine your reflection in the mirror closely. The shower was still running in the small ensuite connected to the bedroom, steam from Steve’s shower slowly drifting in through the crack in the door. The two of you had gotten back from Steve’s championship game not too long ago and were now getting ready to go to The Party’s graduation. Well, not his championship game, but his team’s.
i keep seeing this reposted so i might as well post the og here
WHEN I SEARCH UP ANGST I DON'T WANT FLUFF OR SMUT. I WANT GUT WRENCHING ANGST YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
me looking at all the smut fanfics when i SPECIFICALLY asked for fluff.
YEARNING VERGIL YEARNING VERGIL YEARNING VERGIL
PEOPLE WITH NERO’S MOM OCS I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS ARE PEOPLE OF COLOR I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS ARE LGBTQ I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS ARE DEMONS I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS ARE ANGELS I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS ARE HUMANS I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS FIT THE LORE I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS DONT FIT THE LORE I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS HAVE A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH VERGIL I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHOS NERO’S MOMS OCS HAVE A BAD RELATIONSHIP WITH VERGIL I LOVE YOU
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NERO’S MOMS OCS I LOVE YOU
YOUR OC DOESNT HAVE TO FIT THE LORE
YOUR OC DOESNT HAVE TO BE CANONICALLY ACCURATE
YOUR OC DOESNT HAVE TO MAKE SENSE BC THEYRE AWESOME AND I LOVE THEM NO MATTER WHAT
plz post something omfg we are so starved
I’M ALIVE I PROMISE !! College is harder than anything I’ve done and it absolutely killed my motivation to write
This being said, I saw Tokio Hotel LIVE and got to speak with Gustav directly during the soundcheck! It awakened something in me and it’s fueling the need to come back!
- Meryl <3
One thing golden era Wattpad writers had going for them was that they knew the importance of a buildup. I'm of the opinion that the sexual tension is WAY more satisfying to read than the actual sex and quite frankly there is a serious lack of non smutty writing.
Like I really miss reading fics/ x readers that start from scratch. Meeting the characters, initial reactions getting to know them, the tension the jealousy the TENSION the freaking tension.
Looking and looking away when they get spotted, touches that feel like they linger but perhaps they didn't and they're both so hot for each other that they think it's wishful thinking. And I don't mean just sweet sunshine romances, darker works can have a buildup too but it seems like so much is just about getting to the smut instead of the psychological aspect.
Bring back the build up!!!!!!!
never forget your roots
fanfiction.net before they removed the NC-17 stories
going to fanfiction.net at all
going to adultfanfiction.net in the fallout of the great “purge”
figuring out that ain’t nobody actually monitoring NC-17 stories there anyway so just rate it “M”
“please R&R! concrit appreciated!”
warning: lemon
though it may be more on the limey side of lemon
“summary sux just read it”
replying to reviews in the author’s notes
author’s notes in which the characters talk to each other and the author
People used to comment on web comics.
People used to comment on fanfiction.
People used to comment on fanart.
People used to comment on OCs.
I hate "content" culture.
I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.
People used to be excited about the art that other people created.
People used to want to share that excitement with creators.
I hate this future.
Headcannons of being Tom’s teen daughter please! He had her when he was like 15-16 or something crazy like that so mom left cause she was like absolutely not. Please cure my daddy issues 😩🫶🏻
I'm genuinely sorry for this but I'm personally not comfortable writing about subjects like teen pregnancy and parenthood for personal reasons. This applies to all requests involving teen pregnancy/parenthood. My own uncomfort aside, I try to make my headcanons as accurate to the person as I can. Tom at 15-16 was barely starting his career, I'm sorry to break it to you but I don't think he would've given a kid the best upbriging as a teen rockstar, if anything his parents' would've been the ones to take care of the kid if it was left to Tom. I get this is fictional and for fun and games, everyone can romanticize as they wish, but I'd suggest asking a writer who can really fulfill the fantasy. ⋆˙⟡♡ Again I'm sorry I can't write your request, hope you take care and have a good day. ❤︎ - Meryl
⭑ ࣪˖ 2023 Bill Kaulitz NSFW Headcanons pt.3 ⭑ ࣪˖
Pt.1 • Pt.2 I’ve been starving you guys so while I catch up with requests I thought of giving you a little present for being so patient .︿.
I hope it can satisfy you aaahhhhhhh
• Set for 2023!Bill but overall can work for *almost* any era.
• This one’s a bit different, divided in sections.
• AFAB! READER
CONTENT & WARNINGS: Sub/dom dynamics, sex toys, semi-public sex, groping, voyeurism if you squint, biting, boudoir photography, sexting & nudes, drinking, reader has a tattoo, mirror sex, clothed sex, cunnilingus, scratching. I think that’s it.
Date night sex; Starting romantic
It’s needless to say that Bill is a total gentleman. When you guys come back from your date nights he will treat you like you’re the most luxurious piece in his collection.
Will kiss you around the house, guiding you to your bedroom and allowing you to get comfortable as he fetches some champagne and raspberries in the kitchen.
Bill would untie your high heels for you if your feet hurt.
This aside, he does like it when you keep them on during sex, he thinks they make your legs look so classy and sexy. Anyway.
Sharing a toast in bed, under the dim warm light of your bedroom before you blend into a deep, slow kiss.
Likes to eat you out while your pretty dress is still on too, that way he gets to see two of his favourite things all at once. You all dolled up and how you cum from his tongue alone.
Dragging his lips up til they meet yours and get your approval to move on.
He’s always super romantic after date nights, prioritizing pleasure and connection more than anything else. True lovemaking.
You guys have these moments when you will stare at each other and just smile. The world around you doesn’t exist and it’s just your bodies tangled under your satin sheets.
Prompt yourself up on your elbows and give Bill a teethy smile while he thrusts in you, it’ll make him melt quite literally.
I’ve said this before and will say it again, no matter how long you’ve been together, he is always just as excited to roam his hands over your body, to kiss you and whisper sweetly in your ear.
I want him. Is it too much to ask for?
Admiring you
Bill loves to pay attention to detail, which will definitively come in during the act.
It may scare you at first, thinking he’ll just see the things you’re insecure about. But he proves you so wrong.
Every bump, scar and roll is beautiful to him and all yours. He would kiss every inch of your skin if he wanted to.
The consequences of living with someone that owns a tattoo machine is probably ending with a tattoo on your bum, but see the positive side, now Bill gets to bite that cute heart he tattooed on your cheek everytime you lay on your stomach.
He likes seing the results after sex. The kiss marks you’ve left on him, the scratches he put on your hips, the reddened spots on his, et cetera.
Eye contact is so important during the act, with just a look he shares so many emotions with you.
He also loves just putting your foreheads together as he thrusts in, enjoying how close you are to him.
Mornings with Bill
When Bill’s feeling needy in the morning he likes to come behind you and wrap his arms around your waist as you prepare breakfast. He starts off innocently, with little kisses on your nape and nibbling at your earlobe. Til his tattooed hand wanders down and starts teasing you through your underwear. (Or directly, if you enjoy wandering free) Meanwhile, his free hand may stay still on your waist, or travel to your breasts and massage them, or even caress your hair.
His excuse is that there is nothing better to start the day than a morning orgasm.
Your poor kitchen counter has witnessed pure filth.
Having windows all around the house can be quite an inconvenience though. You guys accidentally scarred the gardener who just tried to do his job in peace.
You were both butt naked, Bill hammering into you, on leg on his shoulder and one wrapping around his hips as you hold yourself up with your elbows on the hard surface (ouch). Your poor gardener just wanted to trim the bushes by the kitchen and not get a free show.
Some mornings are quieter. Spent under your silk sheets sharing kisses and giggles as Bill’s tattooed hand grops your ass as you bounce up and down his cock.
You attacking his neck with nibbles and kisses. Sucking on it and leaving red and purple blemishes just like when you were teenagers in heat.
You might get interrupted by your dogs ngl.
When he takes the lead
I haven’t written much dom Bill so I’ll offer some:
He has said he enjoys a challenge so I can very much see him enjoying when you play hard to get. Be bratty. Tease him, work him up then act like you didn’t do anything, like you don’t need “it”.
Remember, no matter what he does to you, you can get your revenge later on. The dynamic is fun.
Bill won’t take you from behind often, but when he’s fed up with your bratty attitude he will slam your chest into the mattress and pound into you til you see stars and all you can hear is the pleasing sounds of his hips slamming against your ass, while he groans in pleasure.
Occasionally glancing at the little heart he marked on you forever, it makes him smile. It’s like he’s marked you as his, in a very Bill Kaulitz way.
Do it in front of a mirror, you won’t regret.
He looks like a god. Sweaty and thrusting harshly into you, chest and stomach contracting from the pleasure, his shortness of breath. How he bites his pierced bottom lip trying to hold back the lewd sounds he’s so embarrassed about.
Oh and when he cums. How he throws his head back, golden locks falling into place. How can a man be so stunning you wonder.
It’s a treat for him too, seeing your fucked out expression. You look so damn cute all flustered. Who knew the one to rearrange his guts and call him a good boy could look so cute.
Teary eyes, red cheeks and a beautiful face of pleasure. He will fuck you til your lips form a perfect O.
He likes to run his nails down your spine.
Just imagine how his long coffin nails feel when you’re so wrecked a feather light touch makes you quiver.
Toys
He very much enjoys pounding into you on your side while he holds your mighty lovense wand against your clit.
Speaking of lovense wands, gosh how he enjoys handcuffing you to the bed and trying new vibrators and dildos on you.
He’ll slowly kiss you, whisper sweet words into your ear as he ravages you with your new pretty pink rabbit vibrator.
Has you between his legs, boner pressed to your back as you come once and once again from your new sparkly glass dildo and his fingers pressed to your bud.
You know the lovense wand I mentioned, use it on him too. Tease his balls with it and slowly turn up the intensity as you move up his shaft.
Bill just looks so cute quivering under your control.
He’s usually the one in sex-toy cleaning duty.
Extras
Dating Bill Kaulitz means you have your own boudoir photographer.
You just look so sexy in your strappy lingerie, he wants to immortalize the moment.
Bill will keep some little polaroids in his wallet. It’s like his dirty little secret.
Sexting plays a big part of your relationship, as with work you’re both travelling constantly.
You like to tease him with bratty messages and photos while he’s working in Germany. He actually had to excuse himself from the set of The Voice once in order to deal with the “little problem” you gave him.
Having mutual masturbation calls, imagining you’re with him.
Gosh imagine that reunion sex when you’re away for a long time.
Imagine waking up next to him every morning..
Hear me out- being on the balcony at night with Bill Kaulitz (2023) in matching silk robes, drinking wine in those fancy wine cups in one hand and holding each others hands in the other while gossiping about drama that you both heard
I don’t know my brain is making up scenarios right now
IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR AH
hii PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT A FIFTH MEMBER OF TOKIO HOTEL AND TOM
ps. YOURE AMAZING😭
✧˖°. Loving Tom Kaulitz as Tokio Hotel’s 5th member ˖°. ✧
AN: Love this request!! You didn’t specify if you wanted something in particular so I decided to develop on how you guys got together after years of conflicted feelings, it starts with headcanons and ends in a little drabble :) I hope you enjoy!!
⟡ As for general dating headcanons, I’ve been considering writing a post for each member following my little TH 5th member series, so you can imagine how it’d be to date your favourite guy (or all of them) ⟡
Warnings: none really, reader implied as bi but it’s very subtle.
~ Happy Reading
Alright Alright. First of all we need to set the record straight. No matter for how long you guys had known each other and had mutual crushes it would take a WHILE before you got together.
As the fifth member of Tokio Hotel, you guys probably met when you were young kids but you didn’t click instantly, your personalities clashed but there were two things that united you two; music and raising hell in your little village.
You would take your bikes and ride out into the mountains of Loitsche to drink and smoke a pack, maybe light a small fire because you were young and didn’t care about consequences.
Hanging with your friends at your hideout and subconsciously ending up coddled up on the couch for warmth when the night got cold.
Tom pretended to hate it when you wore his hats and it did genuinely annoy him from time to time, but what can he say, they looked good on you.
You took it upon yourself to burst his bubble whenever he got any crazy and unreasonable idea.
You would always bicker and tease one another.
You were that pair of kids that people said would end up together but you guys gagged and denied.
Me with him?? Not in a hundred years, I’d rather walk on lava.
Tom would always say you were ugly and not his type, while deep down he knew you were the most beautiful in town. He simply refused to admit it, and would continue calling you his ugly piglet.
On your side, you probably insisted that his don juan act was cringe and that he would never get a girlfriend.
As time went on and your band flew into stardom, Tom and you had to learn how to properly work together.
You learned how to be gentler to one another during those endless nights of rehearsing your new songs.
You never really cared about physical closeness with him, but one time when he came behind you and helped you with your guitar tabs you suddenly felt nervous around him for the first time. The way his arms wrapped around you and his hands guided your fingers.
You were left wondering after that.
As members of the hottest band in Germany, you inevitably were surrounded by people ready to tear their clothes off and worship you.
We know real well that Tom fell into temptation, but did you?
If you did, it wasn’t rare for you two to discuss your recent hook-ups whenever you got a moment to yourselves in the tour bus or during rehearsals.
You’d chat about how good the head you got last night was or how you somehow ended up in a threesome.
Something switched in Tom’s brain during that time, no matter how many girls he “fell in love with for a night” no one could compare to how happy you made him.
Around you he could be himself. The Tom that’s scared of the future, the sweet boy that enjoys video games and laying around doing nothing, the Tom that craved physical touch but never knew how to ask, the boy that always had your back, who always kept a protective eye on you, even when you couldn’t see it.
As for you, your feelings were conflicting.
You knew Tom was not one for relationships and it was a bad idea to fall for him, but how could you not when he was the one that would always listen to your doubts and wishes, the one that never changed his attitude around you when you became famous, the boy that swore he was though but he needed your reassurance before going on stage.
Unlike he did for the girls that he took in his hotel rooms around the world, Tom never judged you only based off your looks. In fact, he never really cared before. He did find you beautiful (even though he called you his ugly piglet) but your person had always jumped right at him.
When he realized how much happier he was around you is that he started to note how beautifully your hair flew in the wind when you played on stage. How your hips moved to the rhythm of your songs. How your eyes lit up when you were served your favourite food or how you’d bite your lip when you concentrated.
It was all so new to him, he even despised the feeling of being so hooked on one person.
You guys probably took refuge in your occasional hook ups with groupies (that you would then flaunt to each other and the band) but it never felt as right. The physical pleasure didn’t fulfill that desire to know one another even better and break down your barriers.
Everyone around you could see it except you two.
Your staff probably put their bets on the table.
This constant pining went on for ages. Literally.
You were now far onto your third tour, 1000 Hotels around the world and Tom and you still seemed as oblivious to your fat crushes.
You began to show more physical affection. Such as Tom’s arm around your shoulders when you sat on the bus tour couch, occasionally tapping your thigh when he laughed, resting your arm on his shoulder when sitting next to each other or resting your head on him to drift off during long drives.
Nights when Tom would drop by your room with a bottle of vodka and chips to have your own little party because he couldn’t leave the hotel.
A certain morning you woke up tangled in Tom’s limbs and instantly freaked out checking if you still had clothes on.
Tom got way more possessive over you. His excuse was that the band grew and more people were all over you, but he just wanted you to himself.
This routine of pining but denying dragged on til one cold night you gathered the courage to try something new.
“Do I have your consent to try something I’ve been wanting to for a while now?” You asked looking down and fidgeting, picking at your cuticles to distract yourself from Tom’s gaze. “Should I be scared? Give me a reason to trust you” he said jokingly. You were sitting close for your thighs to rub yet far enough for you to have to shift in your place to reduce the gap between your faces. “Close your eyes” You didn’t know where you got the courage to say that but it did earn you a playful eyebrow raise from the boy you’d been hiding your feelings from for the past couple years. He knew where this was going, he was smart enough to read through your obvious lines yet he was still feeling that thrill. Your gentle hand grasped his cheek in a feather light touch, barely even there while you rested the other on his thigh. You had to take in another deep breath and cancel every thought that ran through your head at that very moment like it was a life or death situation. In a swift movement you locked your lips on his, not as smoothly as you would’ve wanted but good enough to satisfy your impulse. Panic set in when Tom remained still for the fraction of a second. Shit, what if you fucked it up. Few seconds more of stillness and you had to pull back reluctantly. You wanted to tell him he could open his eyes now, that it was okay and, that’d you’d leave but nerves got the best of you and you could only sit around looking at the carpeted floor nervously. Well fuck, you really messed it up this time. Idiot. An “I’m sorry” escaped your lips in a whisper, too focused on the matted carpet to see how Tom’s eyelids flustered open and his lips, that yours were previously on, formed into a small smile. “If you always kiss like that no wonder girls scurry away from you once they got what they want.” You didn’t know if a gasp or a scoff left your throat at that moment, was he being serious? “What, don’t act all shy after you just kissed me like that” You didn’t know what to say, it’s like your bones were suddenly paralyzed and you could only stare at his face. “I’m messing with you dumbass, cut the long face” On a move you weren’t awaiting Tom pulled you by your arm, getting you closer to his chest, and nearly losing balance, to lock your lips once more. This time differently. With hunger and eagerness. Sneaky hands rubbed up and down your back, coming to a rest on your hips as your lips moved firmly on each other. You did want more, but the surprise of his tongue grazing your lips had you pull back an instance. “Since when is the y/n so innocent, or are you playing good for me?” He tickled the soft skin of your hips, going up to your waist, who knew when his hands managed to sneak under your shirt. Your gaze lifted up and met his “This, us. What is it”. You didn’t know what was so funny to earn a chuckle from him. “Don’t know, but I don’t mind”
- AAaaAHHH this is not proof read yet I hope it’s not too terrible !!
Enjoy your night/day pookies!!!
- Meryl <3
⭑ ࣪˖ 2023 Bill Kaulitz NSFW Headcanons pt.2 ˖ ࣪⭑
Second part to *this* post
AN: I promised a part 2 so here you go!! I made this very quickly as I was excited to post it but I promise that the quality is at the same level or even better than the first !! ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ Next up I’ll mostly be focusing on the third part of my growing up with Devilish/TH series as well as some requests!
BY THE WAY: Would anyone be interested if I made a taglist?
~ Enjoy now ~
Alright, we left this at Oral.
@ilovebill-and-gustav made a really good point about Bill’s acrylics on this post that I SO agree with!! (Go check out her blog btw! Her writing is so good!! Always a breath of fresh air.)
So. As he often has acrylics on, he prioritizes oral. Which is honestly such a treat!
Bill will quite literally make out with your pussy. Never goes straight to the clit or tongue-fucking. He likes to take his sweet time.
Starts off by kissing down your navel, tracing it down with the tip of his tongue, moving onto your inner thighs and around it, he’ll give you a good flat tongue lick before starting.
He likes sucking on your lips and teasing your entrance, getting you as riled up as he can before attacking your clit. He loves how such a small body part can bring you so much pleasure.
His tongue piercing might be gone but his head game is just as good without it.
He gets so into it, moans into you because the simple act of pleasuring you arouses him so much.
Might grind into the mattress if he’s very needy that day.
Eating you out for breakfast is one of his favourite things to do.
I don’t know if you’ve seen his house but, his bedroom is completely surrounded by windows so imagine the dim orange light at sunrise illuminating your cozy bedroom and reflecting on Bill’s blonde locks as he’s giving you head.
I talked about his liking for hair pulling on the first part but, in this scenario you should play with/caress his pretty hair instead.
This is hot-
Be as loud as you need, wrap your legs around his head, he loves it all. Will stretch an arm up to fondle your chest and drag it down to hold you down by the waist as his thumb caresses it in circles. His other arm will be wrapped around your thigh, or fingering you if his nails are short, or sometimes masturbating.
Also likes to hold your hand, interwining your fingers while he devours your vulva. (I hate this word sm for no reason)
He won’t be wasting a single drop of you. Cum on his face and he will lick it all up.
Kisses your swollen clit once he’s done because you were just so good for him.
Bill prefers giving but will never say no to a good blowjob.
He can get so loud. Something I very much headcanon is that no matter how many years pass he can’t control himself with you. He’s just so in love and needs you so bad.
Surprisingly he’s more dominant when he’s giving you head.
When you blow him he gets pretty submissive.
Will start begging if you’ve been teasing him for too long.
Repeats his pleads in a soft and breathy voice.
His moans are heavenly.
Will grab your hair and push you down only if you allow him to touch you, he’s your good boy after all.
No really, praise him it gets him going.
He may be your slut but he at least wants to know he’s doing good at it.
And oh he’s big. But we all know it.
He enjoys when you swallow but loves to cum on your breats even more.
Speaking of breasts, he loves, loves, to fondle them while you jerk him off. Pulls at your nipples, squeezes them in his hand, caresses them.
Will suck on them if his face is close enough. Then lick up your sternum til he reaches your collarbones and neck.
No matter how old he gets, he still thinks hickies are cute as hell and will shamelessly mark you.
Back to his nails, you will inevitably end up with scratches.
Sometimes on your hips from when he guides your pace as you ride him, sometimes down your back after you’ve pegged him into the sunset, sometimes both-
He accidentally scratched your face once and immediately stopped everything to hold you in his arms and kiss all over your cheeks as he apologized :(
He loves to have you sitting on his lap during his insta and tiktok lives because it gives him easy access to tease you.
Naughty fucker.
But don’t forget you can also work him up ;) grinding on him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders and caressing down his ear and neck.
You guys have made up some shitty excuse to quit the live and fuck more than once.
Mutual masturbation!! Especially on lazy sundays, before you get ready for your dinner date.
Or on sunny thursday afternoons before your weekly dinner at Nobu. (Source: Kaulitz Hills)
You’ll be coddled up in bed, sloppily kissing as you work on yourselves, occasionally helping out the other.
Bill likes to play with your clit as you fuck yourself with a dildo and he jacks off.
And trying new vibrators on you, preferably tied up, seing how many vibration levels you can take.
If he can’t finger you while you give him a handjob he’ll have a wand pressed to your clit.
You’ve definitely 69’ed a couple times in your relationship.
You can’t tell me that Bill doesn’t love oral.
He enjoys sensory deprivation. Mostly blindfolds on either of you. He absolutely loves the idea of being at your partner’s mercy, unaware of what they’ll do next.
With Bill it’s simple, the more he grows accostumed to a relationship, the more open to kinks he gets.
So if you’re long-term, you would experiment so many kinks, toys, locations, et cetera with him.
Take your time to communicate with him about what you enjoy, Bill LOVES communication. (As anyone should omg)
He enjoys getting wild and rough too, some choking here and there is always a good way to spice it up.
He definitely enjoys spanking, especially on himself.
There’s something when he sees your handprint or whip marks on his bum.
Get ready to be dicked down for an hour straight as round two.
Dim lights, silk sheets and a nice playlist muffled by the sound of Bill’s hips hitting against your pelvis.
After night outs, Bill will leave your high heels on when he strips you down. He thinks they’re so sexy and make your legs look heavenly.
Run your heel down his chest and stomach when you’re on your back in bed, and watch how hard he gets.
Bill is also so babygirl, he loves when you pick him up or when you have him sit on your lap.
Run your hands up his thighs when you make out it makes him weak.
Grab his ass
Lift him onto the kitchen counter and get between his legs.
He loves to run his hands under your shirt and bra when you do this.
His kitchen is just so perfect in every way, including (especially) for fucking.
He’s taken you many times on his kitchen island as you wait for your cookies to bake.
Thank GOD your house is on a hill and your neighbors can’t see through your many, many, many windows.
But you’ve been walked in on by Tom and Devon (Devon is a close friend of the twins as well as 1/2 to Tom’s dj project « Wedding Cake » if you didn’t know »
Anywhere in your house is a good sex spot honestly.
Living room by the stone fireplace? Oh yes. Outside in your beautiful terrace? Risky and spicy. The studio? Fuck yes. The round swing chair in the living room? Sounds like a challenge, let’s do it.
Imagine fogging up the glass of his little vocal recording room at his home-studio. Sits you on the stool and has your legs wide open. One on his shoulder, one pressed up against the wall as he pounds into you. Tilting your head up by your chin and holding eye-contact.
He recorded the audio once and saved it for himself. So when you’re away from one-another on work trips he’s got something to get off on.
Speaking of getting off, he also has some scandalous polaroids of you two going at it. He thinks it’s so much more romantic than filming a sex tape.
One’s a photo of you trying on some new lingerie, moving onto one of him pounding into you as he squeezes your breast, you on your side with your glistening pussy waiting for him, a faceless photo of you two standing as you give him a handjob, your hand wrapped firmly around his dick as you pound him with your favorite strap, and many many more. He keeps them like relics.
Oh and just to show you how romantic this guy is. He may be in Berlin filming a show while you’re still in LA and he will literally send you letters expressing how needy for you he is.
On another note:
Bill will deadass stop if your pets walk in. He could not care less when tom, the guys or a friend walks in but you guys’s pets??? No. He refuses to scar them for life.
He loves to switch positions and try new angles, some of his favorites are the pretzel, every type of missionary, spooning, any variation of cowgirl, lotus and more.
He loves intimate positions where he can see your pretty face. If there’s something Bill loves to do when having sex with you is kissing you.
In his podcast he’s mentioned that he considers kissing as such a romantic act, that he prefers not to kiss in a casual sex scenario. So now that he has you, feel special for how much he loves to make out with you.
Has you cockwarm him during slow and steamy makeout sessions.
Sometimes he’s a little shit and will get you all worked up just to pull out and go on with his day normally. Not even mentionning sex as he leaves you there all hot and bothered.
SHOWERING TOGETHER.
It can start all sweetly, washing each other and singing some old Devilish songs til someone decides to fuck for fun.
Shower sex is never as good as it seems but you guys still have a fun time. You laugh a lot, it’s your most careless sex.
Trying not to slip.
King of aftercare.
After you go down from your highs he will always brush your hair back, kiss you and tell you he loves you.
After some sweet moments it’s time to clean yourselves off.
If you have enough energy to shower it’ll be so sweet. Holding each other under the water. Washing each other’s hairs and backs. Kissing any marks you’ve left.
If you’re too tired Bill will always help out by wiping you down with a warm cloth. Giving you some sweet little pecks while he does it and sharing smiles and jokes.
Plz do the same for him, he would feel so loved.
Cleaning you guys’s toys is always a bonding experience. You may have some comments on how much you creamed it or how Bill thinks he should use it next time.
If you ever happen to tighten your strap too hard and it leaves marks Bill will take the time to trace and kiss them one by one. He’s fascinated that you put so much into making him feel good.
Loves to order some junk food and watch some bad reality TV after as you cuddle. Sharing a well deserved glass of wine, with funky facemasks on and matching satin pajamas.
Sometimes you give yourselves mani-pedis if you’re still energized.
Once you’re ready to go to bed he’s so sweet.
He will trace down your back and around your tattoos (if you have any) with his nails softly, telling you how well you did and how much he loves you.
Loves to fall asleep holding you, having your weight on his chest helps to calm him down.
I’m so in love with him it’s criminal
Ah!! I enjoyed writing these so much! ִ ࣪𖤐 I genuinely think 2023 Bill is such a gem of a man, reader is reeaaall lucky to have him (lmao) ~~~
I hope this pleased you!! Take care, drink water, eat well and live every second ₊˚⊹♡
- Meryl