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@gamertoxicity
(( I've been sick for the past few days and have had no energy to be around... Hope everyone's been well though, I should be able to replay tomorrow ! ))
just team skull things
back flipping off the chandelier onto a mattress
having a rap battle over the last slice of cold pizza
the grunts are in a constant competition to see who can find guzma the tiniest cutiefly
most of the bottles in guzmas room are there for the aesthetic also cuz maybe he likes to smash things now and then
when he gets drunk he screams abt losing to 11 yr olds
guzmas bed is so fuckin big because either golispod or some grunts crawl in if/when they have nightmares
they all dye their hair w/each other and the bathroom after is an absolute mess and they play rock paper scissors to see who has to clean it. no one does and the sink and tub is stained pink and blue
one time guzma got dye in his eye and tried to play it off like he meant to do it
on a completely separate occasion he got bleach in his eye
plumeria does all the hair cutting
this is bcuz guzma used to do it and the grunt beanie was made a part of the uniform to hide the bad haircut shame
guzma actually doesnt do anything to get his hair tht fluffy, it just is and no one knows why
a group meme is blurry pictures of guzma captioned with “#cryptidsighting”
Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.
(For example, a stormtrooper mask:
“A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)
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things overheard at school starters!
“i will stab you with a spoon.” “that’s a fork, you scrublord.” “pudding is NOT a fruit or vegetable!” “i don’t need skin.” “my muscles have arms.” “i’ll murder him, you can bring snacks in your soccer mom van.” “NEITHER IS CHEESE!” “stop playing the dumb game about worms and cannibalism.” “i can’t afford asthma, i guess i’ll settle for swine flu instead.” “what is this weeb shit?” “this was before i realized i was a flaming homosexual.” “if you call me a potato one more time i’m going to murder someone..” “i’ll shove pancakes down your throat until you beg me to stop, and then, i will make you chug the syrup!” “i want the christmas tree to win the fight, though…” “the sky is turquoise!” “you’re a tiny raptor.” “i can’t wait to hear the delicious sounds of a well-played triangle!”
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The worst thing is that they aren’t even nightmares they’re memories.
hotarunohono-archived:
You can't fight me you're miniature.
“I’ll kick you in the knees you ass!”
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Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition
You can’t fight me, you’re miniature.
Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat.
Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse.
I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already.
I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you.
I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.
You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you.
I don’t do fashion, I am fashion.
Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology.
I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.
Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess.
I think, therefore I’m single.
Life’s too short to bullshit.
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
When in doubt, freak ‘em out.
I’d rather die my way than live yours.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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“Yea… so do I, when I don’t know the place very well,” The red head took a tentative sip of her drink and grimaced, “Yeah, nope, this isn’t for me at all.” She bit her lip and wondered if it would be rude to throw the drink out, or offer it to someone.
“O-Oh, no, you’re not bothering me ! I, uh, do you like tea? Cuz if anything you can have this one to try it out… because I might just get something else instead..”
“ I think I like tea… “ Yoshiya answered very confidently. He hadn’t really branched out in the tea department very much. Which was strange, since he certainly knew a lot about teas and how to brew them. Though, taking someone’s drink second hand…
“ I wouldn’t mind trading, regardless! I could buy you a replacement? And um… “ He glanced around the cafe. Specifically, he was trying to mentally re-orientate himself with the area outside. “ I wish I knew this city better, or I’d offer to show you around. I’m just visiting myself… “
"You don't have to do that, I was joking about trading," Cherise smiled sheepishly, "I keep trying to joke with strangers and it doesn't get me anywhere haha.." The girl fidgeted in her spot, and as she realized she was still standing in the way, quickly stepped back to let him through. "I might just ask for hot cocoa or something instead of piggybacking off of someone else's choice.. but after you!"
The red head blinked at him, "We both sorta have the word tourist written all over our faces, huh? I've only just been here a few days myself in all honesty.. I only know the way here and my hotel room."
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So aside from these trials... What else is there to do in Alola? Curious about how different the trials are in comparison to gym battles but eh