Games of Fate

Chronicles of epic nerd adventures in the world of [Victubia]. We upload ALL of our recent sessions on [Youtube]!

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in no particular order, here are some tokens i drew for the games of fate roll20 dnd campaigns that haven’t been shown and, unfortunately, some of these characters will not be played.  it’s bittersweet, but i loved the journey.

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Session Upload Update

Hey guys, we have some unfortunate news: GoF is disbanding.  

This means we will no longer be playing game or recording sessions.  But! We have quite the handful already recorded and ready for upload on our youtube.  These will be, for the most part, uploaded without editing or summaries, but they will be uploaded. 

We all appreciate you following our journey throughout our campaigns, new and old.  Maybe, one day in the future, our paths will cross again.

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The Darker Grey: Arc1 Ses8

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Mission/Session Eight

Oh look, it’s my fucking turn again to spin the tale of our daily life in the big bad Greyhounds. Such a fucking waste of time but whatever…HERE WE GO YOU DICKBAGS!

Alright, since we are going by chronological order, I wasn’t exactly there for this situation. Our good moron Percy explaining what wonderful thing he got himself into. Apparently while we were out dealing with Mike, our dearly departed dip shit of a leader that now lies riddled with bullets…Good riddance. 

But yeah back to the thing that happened. Percy wakes up chained to some bed in some normal ass looking room. Sure that’s nothing new for him but yeah. The young library wench that we took the money from places a curse on him that he can’t steal anymore, throwing sawdust all over him and shit. Magic is fucking weird and stupid but yeah. She says he will be cursed until he pays her back completely. Her motive other than that was that she found out we blinded that old bag Mag who ran that mystic shop. Old bitch would have died soon anyway, what’s wrong with being blind for the rest of her short years? People are soo fucking whiny. So yeah only the library bitch is the only one that can take the curse off. 

Percy, of course agrees to do this, not known for manning up to anything. Apparently she claps and his dumb ass wakes up in front of the QBF covered in dew and shit.

So this is when the rest of this group including the awesome mother fucker writing this piece of shit report is sitting in the usual spot. There’s a crying woman, Itniss’ gf or whatever but nobody bothers to ask what is up. Like we would give a shit anyway. Itniss is comforting her though. How cute. I’m not rolling my eyes. 

Sincere, that little wimpy shit comes up to us and with his usual little weak ass self. He asks Hazel who I just ragged about losing her eye that Rolan, his dead friend was supposed to be in some tournament and asks her to take his position in the fight because she’s strong and since his dead bf died, he would have to fight and we all know that wouldn’t end well. Useless twat. She says ‘we’ll see’. Apparently the tournament is this afternoon so she doesn’t have much time to decide.

Percy then asks the million dollar question about her missing eye then she redirects it to me. I’m not going to tell some absent doucher what happened so I withheld the info. Percy has no idea where he went apparently and neither do we. I just assumed he ran away like a little bitch as always. 

Percy then explains the events that happened, already explained above. I aint writing it again, for the love of fuck. So the genius I am says we should just force them to take off the curse. My gun is good for this sort of thing. I remember her being a little mouse so shouldn’t be a problem. Percy says they need the money and I we agree as long as we get it back. We can always kill the bitch and take it. No big deal.

I’m feeling proud still having come from the successful night of killing that useless prick Mike so I had to brag cause hell yeah! Fuck that guy! 

Then the front door blasts open and Boss lady comes stomping in with her samurai wannabe ass partner (one of those ooh so amazing Alpha’s). They are arguing about some stupid shit and rules and yada yada I don’t know what the fuck they are on about. They push past my druggie I brought on board and Toshiro uses his token ‘bitch tits’ line. Articulate.  They go upstairs, talking about compromise. Idfk.

Yunam is just about to leave when Rajeet comes up to our table or as I like to call him, boss number three. He stops Yunam and nudges his head back to the table. Boss 3 tries to give us a mission but we talk about sorting the curse out first. He calls it a personal problem and gives us some mission about getting in the good graces of the Mayor of the mines, his royal sootness! Apparently now we can’t be found responsible for killing any officials or some shit. I was losing interest. Details, details. 

Our mission for the night is to go to some scrap metal factory that turns shit to weapons, located out in the boonies. We are simply to fuck the place up so it doesn’t work anymore. Simple shit, nothing more. I ask questions and he gets bitchy, bringing up my dead father that I shot through the fucking chest with a shot gun. Wouldn’t mind doing the same to this Boss 3. Stupid prick. 

We go to get Yunam to help with the whole curse shit. We got upstairs, me and Percy. Little boy is napping…of course. We hear noises from a room, rage induced voices. Hopefully not Boss 1 and 2 having angry sex or some shit. We get closer and hear them arguing that this is a partnership even as Anakah is becoming true alpha, Grey dog. 

Anakah is sticking up for our group saying we are worthy of being Beta’s but Toshiro disagrees the dumb ass hat. Toshiro goes on about it taking others years to become Beta’s and we have only been there for a few days. Anakah sticks by her decision but then Toshiro says it’s just cause she likes us. Then it’s a pissing contest between them about being jealous and shit. 

Percy finally knocks and Toshiro answers and grunts like a caveman with less brains. I of course greet him with ‘What’s up bitch?’ We ask to speak to Anakah, the he slams the door and she opens it again. Percy asks for the money needed for the lifting of the curse. She says as long as we will return it. Like we would let them keep it. I ask for my spear, the one she said she would have given back to me. So get this, she fucking tells me to ask Boss 3. FUCKING REALLY?! Go fucking figure! She’s way too busy dealing with the bloodhounds and shit to keep her word to me. 

Apparently while we were coming back down, Sincere bugs Hazel again about the tournament. She agrees for half the prize after she finishes her drink. Guess she can only see half the situation. Whatever.

I ask about one eye going with us to take the curse off Percy. She says nah, probably still upset about losing the eye. Boo fucking hoo! No need for her anyway. Then I go up to Boss 3 Rajeetbag. Apparently the stupid fuck sold it. I’m this close to pistol whipping his stupid fucking face but yeah can’t do that! How un grey houndly! He asks Sincere about the spear. Sincere is scared of boss 3 apparently. They agree to go to the marketplace after the tournament. I demand the little wimp Sincere to get it back and he starts fucking crying. As much as I love being feared, this is fucking pathetic. 

We come to an agreement and Rajeet gives me the money to get the spear back. They go to the tournament while we go to the library. We arrive at the library and I stand outside while Percy goes in to deal with this cause me showing up would not make it easy. Plus I don’t give a shit. I’m to listen out and make sure Percy doesn’t get dragged out. The usual. 

Percy goes and talks to Petunia and tries to get the curse off, they try it once and Percy attempts to steal and fails miserable, looking much like the fool he is. He goes back and she wants to try again but apparently he’s sick of it and tries to use blue spirit magic to take it and fails. What a loser. 

By this point I go around the back and climb this chimney closed off for their renovation, though it’s rough to climb I make it to the window cause I’m Nazeem and look in to see this shit going on. 

At this point he has failed the blue spirit thing and she screams while throwing books. The other library bitch comes up and asks what’s going on. Percy notices me and just as a book hits his stupid fucking face, he says I’m the one who stole the money and I jump in to end this stupid bullshit, pulling my trusty gun out. I demand they both get to the back and to take the stupid curse off. If she fails I will kill her. 

Apparently it works, dumbass testing his returning stealing skills on me, taking my compass without me knowing. We demand the money back, threateningly, the only way to handle anything. Percy takes the book. I scare the shit out of them and they give me the key to the money and we get it back. Mission success. I threaten them again along with their families for good measure so they don’t try some shit like this again. 

With that finished, we return to the QBF and give the money back then head to the tournament which is held in some stable. People are fighting in this make shift ring, the usual lumbering, big moron type. There is some fancy person in a purple dress with blonde hair. She looks important. 

But yeah two guys are fighting, one very fat and the other muscular when Percy and I show up right when the fat ass of the two knees the other so hard there is some loud ass crunch. The muscular dude goes down. A little boy takes ten fucking minutes to pull the muscular dude away. 

Hazel is told to take to the ring. Rules are simple enough, don’t step out of the circle. Hazel has to fight fat ass now. Reward is money and some nice gloves. 

I decide to threaten Sincere, saying if Hazel loses imma kill him with my arm around him. I keep it there. He trembles but then stiffens saying he believes in Hazel. Uhuh. We shall see. 

The two in the ring circle one another, not doing a damn fucking thing. I thought this was supposed to be a damn fight! Hazel finally provokes the big fucker and he charges at her but she ducks out of the way with ease and he slides out of the circle and bonks his stupid head in the wall. And it’s over. I want my money back. This wasn’t a fight at all. How anticlimactic. I tell Sincere he gets to live another day as pointless that is for him. 

The little boy lifts her arm and says she wins and calls her fury. Cyclops would have been a better fighter name. Libby, the purple lady not lady brings Hazel the trophy and gloves. 

Sincere holds onto the trophy and money with a stupid smile on his face like he did it himself. This fucking idiot is a greyhound. 

Next up is to get my fucking spear back. Hazel asks Sincere about half her cut when we are leaving. I help her out by making Sincere give her more than half, the more he was trying to keep for himself. Kids these days. Sincere cries per the norm and I tell him to shut the fuck up. Parenting 101. 

We leave and arrive at some outside market. Looks like a run down cheap ass place. My spear better be fucking here. I go ask the weapon tent owner about the spear and once again I’m told it’s not where it should be, that she sold it to Libby, purple person. 

Yunam apparently bought some gloves and sold his stolen tomatoes for money. Percy goes and buys a fucking crab at a fish stand. A fucking crab named Fred apparently! Seriously, this is fucking stupid. Hazel buys greaves too before we all leave. 

We make it back to the stable/fight club. Nobody seems to be there. Percy goes into another area and finds Libby and we ask about the spear. At first we can’t find it in the storage room and then Hazel in her old cop ways even with one eye missing notices footsteps leading from the storage room. I’m soo fucking livid at this point considering we STILL HAVEN’T FOUND THE FUCKING SPEAR! I fucking hate this fucking cat and mouse BULLSHIT! 

Hazel follows the footprints and they find two guys hiding behind one of the horses. They see us and one says he can explain everything. Then he tries to run and Hazel clotheslines him and Percy captures him. Other guy hiding asks if they want the spear. Of fucking course I do! For fuck sakes this is such a pain. Everyone is such a fucking moron!

He asks them to let them go. I scare him into giving the spear over which he does willingly all the while nearly pissing his pants no doubt along with his money. I ask for the other guys money too and get it. They ask if we are going to arrest us cause they know Hazel was a cop or some shit. Then we find out they were the ones in the bank robbing it on the same day as us for the spear. Funny how life works out huh? 

Hazel then lets them go, giving them a lesson not to steal again or they have to deal with her. Before they go however, we ask who they were getting the spear for and why. They proclaim themselves the STICKY PAWS and we let them go…seriously what a stupid fucking name. 

They are about to leave with the spear when Libby asks for her money back cause she bought the spear back fair and square. We come to an agreement that Sincere give her back the trophy and it’s square. He gives a sob story about how his friend Rolan was the fighter and his best friend, beating all the big guys and wants the trophy to remember him by. Must have been his bf or some shit. I wasn’t falling for it, just seemed like utter horse shit to me. Memories are there to remember someone by, no need for a trophy. 

Sincere tries to say he will pay Libby back some other way cause he’s a Greyhound. Libby does not fall for it and asks for the trophy and after standing there crying SOME MORE, he hands it off to her. 

Libby tells Hazel that she is welcome to come back and fight cause she has talent unlike Sincerely gets his ass kicked. Yeah of course. I bet if he was on the other side of her, Hazel wouldn’t have won that fight. 

I tell Sincere not to worry we will get him another trophy then walk away laughing maniacally. I’m quite proud of that one. Sincere then says what happened to Yunam. Of course he’s not here anymore. He hopes the boy doesn’t get attacked by the sweepers again-the mask freaks. He says they attack a certain type of people. But Yunam is a kid and that’s all we know about him so who the fuck knows why they attacked him. 

Hazel finds Yunam’s footprints where he had sneaked away from us probably for some inane reason. We follow Cyclops. Percy uses the line I used on Libby when she found me trying to steal the trophy back  in just a dead pan voice. After getting the spear back I was in a good enough mood to accept his stupid ass compliment. 

We follow Hazel who follows the footprints back to the QBF…SHOCKER! Yunam is apparently napping and only woken by Toshiro who tells him its time for his writing lesson. 

Percy gives his crab friend, Fred to Crazy Cooke and he loses his shit and goes to prepare it. Hazel goes to check on Yunam and I get bothered by my druggie that I got to join about drugs. I ask for money and he just goes on about drugs. Literally….this goes on for too long….

I’m fucking tired of writing this bullshit so imma stop here. I’ll leave whoever’s next to write the rest of this crap. I hope you find this report useful! Hah, just kidding! I don’t give a flying fuck! Have an awful day!

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Session Eight is up now woopwoop

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The Darker Grey: Arc1 Ses7

[Watch P1 Here] [Watch P2 Here]

Report for Mission 4 (Shutdown of Pita Bread): By Offi Hazel DeWitt

Considering the events that have transpired mere hours ago, I’m not too thrilled of being in charge of the report tonight. However, Anakah thinks it will be good practice, and everyone else is either too tired, or missing to do it. So, here it goes.

We arrived to the Pita Pan, in time for the dinner crowd, giving us enough distraction to give out the poison and leave without much notice. Of course, there’s instantly a pissing contest between Nazeem and Michelangelo (when isn’t wasn’t there one). It’s during this that we realize that Percy has disappeared (who can blame him), and Nazeem makes yet another snarky comment about our teammate before hassling me about my ‘date’. We went in to be seated, and not long after, Liam arrived. Nazeem, being the asshat he is, decided to announce this to EVERYONE in the restaurant, using my actual name. (Not like I’m trying to hide my identity from someone who’s mother got blinded by me, not at all so THANK YOU NAZEEM IF I GET SHOT AT AGAIN.) We make our way up to the second floor of the Pita Pan and find our tables, Liam and me at one, the rest at another.  Poor Yunam.

I essentially left the others to go through the mission, and I was on standby incase something were to occur. All the while, I let Liam talk my ear off, trying to act casual, as though having arrived with a group of shady looking characters and giving out false names isn’t strange. There’s more confrontation between Nazeem and Michelangelo from what I can tell; whether it’s about the mission or something petty, I don’t really know, or care at this point. Yunam visits our table at one point, asking about a pair of boots. (Where did he get those?)

While in the middle of a conversation, however, Michelangelo tried to talk to me, something about sneaking into the kitchen. I told him I ‘wasn’t leaving’, hoping he would get the jist. His response is to make advances on me. Disgusting. As if I would ever stoop so low as to entertain such a horrendous idea with a pig like him. Sorry, I’m getting sidetracked. Other than those few interactions, not much occurred. During dinner, which wasn’t half-bad, Michelangelo went off somewhere, and Yunam eventually went to sit at our table. Liam left after leaving me with the bill, who the hell does that, and the rest of us, Michelangelo included, soon followed.

It was during the walk back to the Quick Brown Fox that the fight happened. I guess Nazeem finally made Michelangelo snap, and he decided to shoot him. In our defense, Yunam and I tried to defuse it, (Yunam with his darts, and I with my spells) but Micky (I’m just going to shorten it, I don’t care) was having none of it. He instigated the fight against us. I’ll give it to him, Nazeem fought with everything he had, despite the bullet holes. But he wasn’t mauled by a fucking wolf before being shot in the eye when I could’ve been--

The only one that made it out relatively unharmed was Yunam, who eventually ended the fight somehow, I was too drained to focus well. There’s some yelling, and the next thing I know, there’s an overwhelming pain coursing through my head, and everything is blurred.

I’m not sure how we made it back to the Quick Brown Fox, but we did. I think Nazeem and Yunam carried/dragged me here. Upon arrival, I received medical aid by Anakah, Sincere, and one of the other Alphas, Toshiro. The latter even brought me some blankets.  For a brief moment, I believed these folks Nazeem explains what happened to the two Alphas, more so to Anakah. They were surprised to hear about the wolf shifter. While I was taking a short-lived nap by the fire, Nazeem was informed that we still had other opponents to worry about, and that Anakah was named the next True Alpha. I guess congratulations are in order. Nazeem asked Anakah about a name (I was told about that later on), and she apparently gave him a vague answer before going off to find Yunam. I guess she didn’t get much, because she came back shortly. While everyone was talking, I finally got up from my rest and went to go eat something. For some reason, Toshiro joined me moments after i sat down at the bar, asking what I would need for my eye. He suggested an eyepatch, so I went with that. Itniss brought me some cranberries to eat (they were supposedly meant for Yunam, sorry about that), while Nazeem finally received some aid from Anakah. There was a bit of small talk after that (Anakah shared my view on the bill ordeal), but I eventually had to ask something that’s been nagging me since we returned: why did they help me? They all had their answers, which are now words I need to ponder on. I may be reading too much into it. That’s probably the case.

End of report.

On another page, addressed to Anakah: From what I’ve been told, Nazeem tricked Micky to do all the work in the restaurant. Because of it, Micky threatened to report us. Nazeem taunted him, and that’s when the fight broke out. Let’s face it, Nazeem was ready to take him out way before the mission was assigned. So there you go, you have a dead alpha. Hope it was worth what you put me us through.

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The Darker Grey: Arc1 Ses7

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The Darker Grey: Arc1 Ses6

[Watch P1 Here]   [Watch P2 Here]   [Watch P3 Here]

This is Yunam reporting. I was given a typewriter!

We were supposed to get our mission in the morning, as usual.  But!  This morning Anakah asked us to follow her up.  Before that, Sincere was being sad and Guillermo was asking about things and Percy was refusing to eat anything.  Because he was poisoned last time.  And then stabbed.  Then drank his own blood.

Anyway, Michelangelo shows up and stares at us without talking.  Relatable.  Then he leaves after Percy waves at him.  Also relatable.

Oh and Guillermo also wanted to go upstairs, but Nazeem said shut up.

We went up and then we went more up and into a “secret” attic.  Anakah kicked the wall and the attic opened.  Michelangelo was in the room with two other people.  One of them was sitting on the table and another had swords.  They were all wearing the alpha uniform, but they did not act very alpha.  This is just my opinion though.

Anyway, they discussed the Mayor and the police and territories.  Also Anakah said the sitting man is Rajeet and the sword man is Toshiro.  Then Rajeet reported that the Mayor wanted us to either shut down Pita Pan or give him total control over the Syd mines.  Anakah did not like this and started a monologue/lecture about trust and communication.  So we were tasked to shut down Pita Pan (a restaurant the Mayor didn’t like… probably).  But we didn’t know how.  So we did a lot of thinking. Then I pointed to a lot of things so people could understand me.  Then we discussed poisoning the restaurant to ruin its reputation.  

Toshiro tried to teach me how to write because he thinks that was important, but I didn’t want to learn.  It’s too much work.

Then they discussed politics and I zoned out.  Someone else can summarize that, but people said mean things and fighting with words happened (like always).  Nothing new, really.  Oh, and the True Alpha is dying or something.  And we got uniforms, so I think we became Omegas.

Then we split up!  Hazel talked to Anakah about yesterday (it was something about Hazel losing her cool). And Nazeem talked to Percy about getting Michelangelo to go on the poison mission with us.  I think someone decided we needed to assassinate him. Then Hun came downstairs and touched Nazeem.  It was weird. Then Toshiro stormed down the stairs and yelled, “Out of the way, bitch tits,” at everyone in his way.  Then finally, Michelangelo came downstairs and pissed off Nazeem, who then shot at the alpha.  But he missed.  So he shot again.  He hit Toshiro, but that wasn’t who he was aiming for… so he technically missed.

Then Percy hit the back of Nazeem’s head with his crowbar and pretended Nazeem was acting up because of drugs.

Then I gave Toshiro a band-aid, but he pushed me and called me bitch tits.  I don’t like him anymore.

After Nazeem was brought up and then woke up, there was more arguing.  It happens a lot.

Then Hun came into the room and said Anakah was trying to have us killed because Michelangelo is too strong.  But no one likes Hun, so no one believed her.  Hazel even choked her.

Then Michelangelo came into the room and said we fucked up and needed his supervision.  He made Hazel mad though, so she slammed the door on him.

And then Anakah came in. So many people.  Then she said she could make an excuse so Nazeem could go on the mission, but then he was upset.  Probably because he was hit in the head with a crowbar.  So he said he was thinking of retiring.  Then she said he needed to make his decision then and there, so he left and was followed by Percy, who convinced Nazeem to stay. Everyone was very dramatic this day.

Anyway, they start discussing killing Michelangelo again and Anakah said we needed weapons.  So we went into town to buy some.

Anyway x2, we finally left the Quick Brown Fox and made it to the town square.  Maggie’s Mystics was now Shaggy’s Mystics.  Probably because Hazel blinded the lady and Percy took her weird egg.  But everyone ignored this place and beelined for the weapons shop, and then bought and traded weapons.  I really just wanted new boots.  But it was what it was, so I waited outside.

They came out and apparently Nazeem used all his money so he went into an alley to sell drugs for more money.

Then we went to Shaggy’s Mystics!  But the boots there were too expensive… But my jester friend gave me a pair after I left! It was a convenient coincidence. I gave him some potatoes as thanks. Oh, and the others bought things, too. But I didn’t pay attention.

But then Hazel got mad at a man for making potions with a frog, so she flirted with him.  He fell weak to her flirts and gave her the frog. But this was a bad idea because the frog jumped into things after it was freed and then magic happened with the frog and the potions and then there was a frog monster.  It was large, so I stayed outside after I got a peek at it.  Percy also left.  

Nazeem shot at the frog monster and then left Hazel to deal with it.  Hazel tried to avoid killing the monster and kicked it unconscious. Liam, the man who was trying to turn the frog into a potion, thanked Hazel for saving his life by inviting her out for a date at Pita Pan.

After all that, we went back to the Quick Brown Fox because we needed poison so we could poison Pita Pan. I tried to figure out what my new boots were good for by showing the team, and Anakah, but everyone just gave me thumbs ups.  No one told me what my boots did.  It was disappointing.  Well, Anakah was drunk… so that made sense.  I gave her cranberries.  Pity cranberries.

Anyway, Nazeem talked to Michelangelo who talked to Sincere who gave Michelangelo the poison we needed. It was very nice that we did not have to buy poison with our Omega Promotion money.  

Then we left to go on the mission, for real!  It went–well, I will let the next person report on that.

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Session Six is up now, whoopwhoop

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Here, have an old sketch of Anakah. Because reasons. 

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What it says on the tin. Enjoy ^_^

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We did it. We updated. It happened.

The session had some audio issues, but we still found a way to get you the jist of what happened, along with some of the fun bits.

Podcast on the way for today as well ^_^

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Hey tumblr!! We're making a comeback with our uploads soon and are planning a podcast as a means to apologize for our unannounced hiatus (life just got very busy, very fast, very suddenly) and we would love it if you could send us some questions to answer (:

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Do our sessions confuse you?

Well! This guy explains how fatecore works p darn well, and with visuals included!  (if it doesn’t automatically start at 1:00, you can skip the intro to 1:00 to see his explanation of the system)

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New Session Summaries Page!

We’ve updated our session summaries to include all session summaries from both our old and current campaigns.  This way everything is in one link.  However, we’ve also added a filtering system so you can easily find summaries based off of which arc it occurred in.  Of course, session publicity dates and links to session videos are also included (minus arc 1).  Here’s a low res gif on now to use the new page! (theme was designed for computer use, not mobile, sorry)

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The Darker Grey: Arc1 Ses4

[Watch P1 Here] | [Watch P2 Here] | [Watch P3 Here]

Games of Fate Session Four Report: Percy

Report for mission 3 (Continued): By Percy. (since apparently Naz was too tired to finish it?)

Alright, so after getting into the bank, failing horribly, and then beating up some bank security, we finally got to where we needed to be and Nazeem found the fancy spear that we were sent to get. Great. Good for him. Then, all of the sudden, we hear this thumping from the ceiling and two random guys break through and fall from the vents. Looks like that they were after the same spear that we had just gotten, oh boy. While they went to find the spear, not knowing that we already had it, we decided to leave. After some struggles of moving bodies that were in the elevator’s way(blood is slippery, okay?) Hazel somehow manages to kick a body across the room and through the wall, onto the street below. What the fuck. Pretty sure she’s on steroids or something, just saying. From the hole in the wall we could hear sirens on their way. And by sirens, I definitely mean some annoying sounding guy saying “wee-woo wee-woo” repeatedly. So we got into the elevator and left.

We did, of course, go back to the third floor to get Yunam, but he was already gone. Typical Yunam. As he later attempted to explain to me, apparently he was already outside, and in fact, witnessed the body fly through the wall. And before returning to the first floor, Hazel borrowed Nazeem’s bandana to cover her face, because just our luck, she recognized the “wee-woo” guy’s voice. Apparently his name is Florence.

When we got to the first floor, we could see from the elevator that Yunam was outside with some police and a juggler. One of the police folks stole his rat apparently. Man, you can’t just steal a boy’s rat, y’know? Jeez. After getting his rat, Yunam just left. Gotta love that teamwork. Speaking of teamwork, Hazel, Nazeem and I used that time to actually make a sort of plan(for once). Despite formerly wanting to try to hide her identity, Hazel figures she can actually use her past career as a cop as an advantage in this situation. The head cop(?), Samira, totally believed her. It was a bit weird though when Nazeem tried to say something about us being random bystanders who decided to get involved because we didn’t think Hazel could handle herself (as if). Nazeem is a weird liar. But then I told Samira that I was Hazel’s cousin, which totally saved it. We also convinced her that I was a green spirit mage, so Hazel didn’t need any of their healers. And then we left! Just like that. Amazing.

Naturally, we can’t get back to the Quick Brown Fox peacefully. Instead, while in a narrow dim alleyway(typical) Yunam figures out that we’re being followed! So we prepare for the worst. Some people emerge from one side of the alley, and then a few more on the other side. We were surrounded.

Some guy (who seemed vaguely important) was angry about us taking the spear I think and wanted to fight Nazeem, while Hazel and I were left to fight the dude’s goons. Boss dude immediately came over and just decked Nazeem, knocking him to the ground. Then two goons tried attacking me. It was a painful experience. By the looks of it, Hazel was having even worse luck than me. She was getting slashed at left and right. I managed to blow the guys away with some wind magic, so things were going alright for me. I saw Yunam try to run away, but he ended up getting pinned by some goon. Apparently he was able to stab the guy with a poison dart though. Good for him. Then I was able to get out my crowbar and make a few swings. While the rest of us were trying to get rid of the goons, Nazeem was dealing with the big bad boss dude, who was somehow able to wrestle the spear away from him and almost stab him with it. Before he had a chance to though, Nazeem pulled out his shotgun and made a hole through his stomach. Never bring a spear to a gunfight, I suppose. All of the sudden, people just start leaving? Yunam somehow wiggled his way out of the fight and began to run, being chased by some guy.. And then some other man who just watched his boss get shot in the chest was out of there. Hazel nearly got hit with an axe but dodged it, kicking the guy so hard that he fell on his own axe, which was his end. This one girl was still trying to stab me, but it was easy to dodge, and then a crowbar swing to the neck finished her. Finally, the only one left was the one who was chasing Yunam, and Nazeem finished him off easily with his pistol.

From the bodies, we mostly found just weapons and some money. Yunam found a note saying something about someone working for the Grays. I don’t know, it was vague. Nazeem has the note I think. We began to get rid of the bodies, putting them in a nearby dumpster, but Hazel remained by one of the corpses, kicking and stomping on it angrily. I guess Nazeem convinced her to stop so we could go back to the QBF, so I set the corpses on fire for good measure and we headed back.

So when we get back, there’s a small polar bear? I don’t understand. My chair was broken and there was a bunch of blood on the floor too. And then this guy was sitting in Nazeem’s chair, so Nazeem threatened him with his shotgun and the guy left, I guess. I just went up and took a shower, because I had enough of this ridiculousness for one day. Apparently while I was in the shower, the mean guy got mad at the polar bear and kicked it? Hazel decked the chair-thief/polar-bear-owner and the man and bear left, so that worked out well I guess. Sincere didn’t really like that but it’s okay because Hazel gives no fucks. I guess not much else happened while I was gone, Hun tried snooping around asking Nazeem questions but he just went and took a shower, and then she just bothered the already-pissed Hazel for a while.

When Nazeem and I returned from our showers, I had a chair again, and all the blood was cleaned up, so he and I ordered some tomato soup and cider. Yunam came and sat with us and then Hun came over and tried to get chatty, even pulling Yunam aside to talk for a bit. It didn’t last very long, as one would expect. We got our food, Yunam tried and failed to order some cranberries, and that’s when good ol’ Anakah finally came on down.

I know you’re probably reading this, but I just wanted to make sure that this situation was recorded. So after we discussed a bit about our mission, Nazeem gives Anakah the spear, fun stuff, lecturing, and then, horrible nausea. Suddenly Nazeem speaks up, saying something about poison, and goes to the kitchen to go be angry at people. Naturally, he isn’t affected by the poison at all. Nice. Just me. Anakah proceeded to drag me onto the floor and attempt to force me to throw up.Totally how I wanted my night to go after a long tiring mission. Apparently during the horrible pain that was coming over me, Nazeem was interrogating the cooks.

As if my suffering wasn’t bad enough, Anakah said something about needing an antidote or something to slow the poison and Nazeem just comes over and injects me with some drug bullshit to slow it down. And then Hazel, who was drunk as hell, comes over and decides that they need to use a spell that includes stabbing me. Great. I was dying and y’all thought the solution is to fucking stab me. And they do it! They fucking stab me in the stomach! It fucking hurt! And the dagger didn’t leave a mark, because weird-ass traditional magic bullshit. Bullshit that didn’t even do anything. Then, of course, Yunam figures out that they have to have me bleed into the fucking soup, so they cut my wrist open and do so. And apparently some sort of incantation is required, as we figure out, after cutting my fucking wrist open, and Yunam can’t talk, so isn’t that helpful! After a few minutes we finally figure out that we can have Yunam point to letters to spell out the incantation. Which obviously takes a while. From a class at VMA, I vaguely remembered the first part, so it went a bit quicker. And then, finally, Hazel says the incantation, during which I have to drink my fucking bloody soup, and it’s all over.

It took Anakah trying to make me throw up, Nazeem drugging me, Hazel having me stabbed in the stomach, and Yunam having my wrist cut open and making me drink tomato soup with my blood in it, but I survived! Was it worth having to go through all that bullshit? Probably not! From there I went to bed. I don’t know what everyone else did afterwards, but I also don’t give a fuck and it probably isn’t relevant. End of report.

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A bit later than usual, but Session 4 has arrived! :D  

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The Darker Grey: Arc1 Ses3

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Games of Fate Session Three Report: Nazeem

Report for mission 3: By Nazeem. (This is so fucking stupid and a waste of time.)

So Anakah has started this ooh so brilliant idea of us writing reports for our missions after our two successful missions. Yeah and I drew the lucky straw in getting the first one. Great. Wonderful. Fuck it. Whatever. We are to be as true to how we felt in the moment so prepare for some good old bias. But hey it’s me so it’s usually rightful bias. Let’s get this shit show on the road.

We all come back to the Quick Brown Fox Tavern Thursday and are sitting at our normal table. Tired as fuck and really just waiting to get started. We all sit there silently, the others still waking up obviously. We wait fifteen minutes and the big lug next to me…Percy or whatever falls asleep in his chair. I get sick of this bullshit and head back upstairs cause why am I wasting time when I could just go back to sleep.

Hazel goes up to the huge woman Itniss and asks her where she is. So I stop and listen. Of course Anakah was supposed to be back thirty minutes ago. I use this moment to be my usual snarky, great self and say ‘punctuality isn’t one of their rules here.’

Itniss says we should be worried about her but I don’t care. Anakah looks like she could take care of herself. Or at least one would think. As if on cue, our gracious and timely leader bursts through the front door, sporting a lovely bleeding head wound. She looks pissed but isn’t she always? She is marching past when Hazel grabs her arm. I assume this will lead to another punch in the face for Hazel. Nope. And now she offers Anakah first aid in which she refuses.

I try to ask her what happened but she doesn’t tell me so I make a remark about her trailing blood. She shrugs us off and tells us to sit down. Great. Finally, mission time, instead of wasting the day away. Like I’d hang with these morons on my off time. They are as interesting as paper. Yunam isn’t sitting with us but with the group of shifters we saved last time and Sincere…the pissbaby. Anakah gets him to join us. That kid is so fucking strange.

Anakah tries to brief us on the mission. TRIES but she stumbles and groans like a beaten drunk. This is so fucking annoying. Through her babbling and noises, we discern that we are off to some bank to get an item she can’t fucking spit out. She has trouble. This is almost comical. It’s a weapon of some sort, locked away on the second floor. Storage box 257. We finally figure out she means a spear…..a stick with pointy end. I swear. We have 24 hours to complete this. Good thing we have been wasting time already. It’s whatever. I’m just ready to go get it done.

We arrive at the huge ass bank. None of us talk to each other cause seriously what intelligence could you glean from this rag tag group of morons? We look for windows and looking inside, it just looks like some normal bank. Hazel goes around looking for weaknesses or whatever. Suddenly she knows everything about this place. I mean the entire layout. Maybe she isn’t that dumb. Eh. She tells us the people in the bank use keys to get around and that there is a steam powered elevator in the back. Apparently this place is heavily guarded. GO FIGURE. It’s a fucking bank and the biggest one I’ve seen to be honest. All lock boxes are on the second and third floors with the latter being the most guarded and difficult to deal with traps and the like. Best not to touch anything. *Heavy Sigh* (Fuck you Percy).

Hazel states the obvious of getting a key and going up the elevator. Maybe we can jump someone that comes out she says. Then she brings up the ventilation system and how small it is. Of course we only have one tiny who could deal with such a thing so we all look to our token brat. I ask him to take this prestigious honor since Hazel hesitates in doing so. It had nothing to do with the fact that I wanted to see what this kid could even do. I mean I still don’t fucking get it. Why the hell is he here? Hazel finishes off the request with a please. What is with the polite bullshit? We are going to meet up in the back of the building waiting for the kid.

Yunam runs off to do his thing. Whatever that squirt can do. I get curious to see how the brat gets in and follow after but he stops suddenly, frowns and shakes his head. Really? Secret brat. After some awkward silence I get tired of looking at the little shit’s face and go talk with Hazel in the back.

Hazel goes off on the spiel about security on the floors and how we can’t be sure of where the spear is with Anakah being less than on the top of her game with a likely concussion or some shit. Hazel asks how we take care of the guards. I of course say we should take them out quietly even though it’s not my style. Wish we could just shoot the motherfucker up less time wasted. But the after math would be just as bullshit so fuck it. We can pistol whip the morons and hide the bodies as we go along. But none of this shit matters until we get inside which is up to the success of Yunam. Getting sick of talking this guessing shit I just go quiet.

Noticing Percy just standing there silently for some fucking reason. I decide to ask what his thoughts are. Might as fucking well see if he has a brain at all? I highly doubt it. Percy questions if we ever burglarized. Hazel gives him a look cause of her old profession. I only sell drugs. So neither of us have. Percy then goes on saying it’s easy if you aren’t a dumbass about it then he makes a snide comment about me not keeping quiet. Piece of shit. Hazel then suggests Percy take the lead in this considering his background of being a penny thief. Guess even the most useless have their perks. Percy says that’s the best idea she had all day. What a twat. He’s about as egocentric as I am. But I don’t see him backing it up like I can. But hey, at least the tall brat is fucking useful for once, though it remains to be seen. Hazel gives Percy that funny looking bitch face. It was a very subtle difference from her normal expression. 

Percy says we just have to wait. Unless he knows another way in. Of course he didn’t. Useless. The tall one does say we should stick close once inside. We will see about that.

Then the conversation returns to the, oh so hilarious face crotch thing and Hazel laughs. See how they laugh with a bullet through their stupid fucking faces. Fruit and vegetable boy shows up finally! About damn time. Talking with these idiots was beginning to drain fluid out my ears. But hey the kid has the key. Shocking really. Maybe he’s more useful than he looks. Eh, we will see. What now? Percy doesn’t know. Oh, master thief! Seems we are stuck going through the front. Joy.

Of course the braindead guards look at us through the door giving us stupid looks. I feel stupid. This bank operates so stupidly. I wave money at them to get inside cause isn’t that what a fucking bank is for?! 

Percy uses some speaker system on the outside that Hazel had pointed out. Percy fools the idiots into believing we are going to make a deposit like normal people. He mentions that some of it could go into their pockets. Like hell I’m giving them my money I thought. But hey it works and we get in after some elaborate secret door stuff. How things are changing.

Inside, the bank is a main hall with two branching rooms with lines of tellers inside. It’s pretty fancy. The guards remind us for the money. I hesitate like fuck this shit first but you know what I don’t have time to give a fuck. I give him some money I can make back easily selling my shit.

The other guard asks what about him and fuck that. I’m not giving out any more money. The other fucks can give them some. But hey his friend bribes him with chili which shuts him up. I swear the amount of morons in this country.

Elevator is in the back but it just looks like a simple fucking wall. Thanks to Hazel we at least know it’s there. If it’s not we are going to have a problem. Seeing as we are the center of attention at the moment. I remember Yunam’s little rat thing. Maybe if he lets it loose it can grab their attention long enough for us to get by. Rats running around, nobody likes that. I nudge him and whisper it. Does he do what I think? NO! Of fucking course not! He puts the rat on the ground and starts making it dance while holding its hands. Is he fucking with me? Are you fucking serious. I can’t help but fight myself from face palming at this utter stupidity. What are we a bunch of fucking clowns? More likely than not when thinking about it.

Everyone is watching now so I shake my head cause damn… All the tellers can see them through the glass of the doors. There is no way I can sneak past now with all these fucking eyes. I seriously wanted to just shoot them all but I didn’t. I kind of wish I did thinking about it now. There were so many fucking windows in this place! 

At the back both Percy and Hazel seem to be doing something strange at the exact same time. Hazel innocently drops her lantern and then all fucking hell breaks loose! Suddenly the windows crack on all sides and a fucking hurricane blows through, blasting jagged glass everywhere in a hail. Both fucking idiots were using magic of some sort to cause this shit! I try to dodge the rain!

The little shit has no problem dodging this shit, curling up in a ball, protecting his rat friend. He gets a couple of tiny scuffs. Hazel gets fucked up with cuts all over her arms and it’s all in her hair. Not having a good time but I’d considered that karma for the stupid shit that just occurred. I only have a few cuts but it’s superficial. Still I’m fucking livid. Percy’s big dumb ass has the glass floating around him with his magic. I’d love to just throw glass in his eyes. Yunam scurries toward the elevators and we all rush in after that disorienting mess. The guards turn to us and try to stop us but the doors shut.

Once we are inside the elevator I am so done with this bullshit I can’t help but sulk and mock them for their planning. Percy goes off on Hazel with what she did. Hazel spits that she was trying to crack the glass with some spell not knowing he would use wind magic at the same time. There is banging on the door but seeing a huge red button on this panel, I hit it and the elevator freezes, locking down and the lights inside flicker. Percy whines about her idea like it was the stupidest thing. I think they are both complete and utter idiots at this point.

Percy begins to bang his head on the wall. I quite enjoyed that. Not like he can do much damage to his brain or anything. Yunam being the weird shit he is sits legs crossed in the corner and eats a fucking tomato. Seriously?! What the hell is wrong with him?! How did I get stuck with them?! Why did I choose this?! But of course he was doing this. Of course.

Hazel is taking glass out of her hair. I can’t help but ask if we can go through the rest of this mission without making anymore stupid fuck ups. Percy argues that I didn’t have any clever ideas. And I challenged him on his definition of clever with his little display seconds ago. He blames Hazel. Communication zero. I can’t help but get annoyed with these people and their fucking stupid magic. Why does such stupid shit exist?

Hazel fights, saying they don’t have telepathy. Whatever. Excuses. Probably more likely than them talking about things though.

I hit the button again tired of being in this tight space with them and the doors open up. Fuck. I take out my gun cause fuck this. Might as well kill these guards now that the stealthy aspect is fucked. Hazel runs to press the button. Percy is sitting down with his head in his hands. I end up shooting Hazel in the arm as she goes for the button. She literally got in the way. She did that! But I couldn’t help but feel a prick of pleasure from it after their fuck up.

I shove her out of the way and then Percy somehow uses wind magic and sends a guard flying against a wall while the other who apparently is made of stone remains standing. Just as the guard still standing prepares to attack the doors shut again and he hits them. Percy presses his hand on the doors with a very pathetic look as if he was hoping to just go out the front and leave. Would probably have been for the best. 

Percy throws Hazel a roll of bandages dejectedly. She bandages herself up as the banging continues. Yunam had got around us and pressed the dark green button. With a ding, the front doors open again. AGAIN! Is there just one floor?! The guard is thrown off and falls into the elevator with his giant swing, falling on his hands and knees. Hazel’s foot flies and kicks the guy the fuck out, a splurge of blood squirting out his nose as he fell back. It was pretty epic. Hazel then patches herself up. Yunam presses a blue button now and we finally move!

We reach another floor with a table at the end of a short corridor. That’s all that was here. Sitting on the table were three weird, slightly glowing orbs on it. I just walk out into the room cause fuck this shit. It was so obvious they were magical in some way. There’s no way I would fuck with them. Who fucking knows what those damn things could do. Then the unex…..you know what at this point it’s fucking EXPECTED!

The dip shit dumb ass fucking moron Percy walks up and touches the yellow one!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t help but keep a straight face. I. hate. These. People.

Hazel yells for us to get back and of course I go toward the elevator. The orbs are wobbling now then they flatten like ooze. The other orbs do the same and they pour onto the floor, the liquid increasing. The doors to the elevator shut leaving us locked in with the shit rising to our ankles! I can’t help but remind Percy that he fucked us as the kid does the smart thing and stands on the table. Feeling the ooze, it had the consistency of soap. I just stand there with a hand on my face.

Hazel asks for the key and I point to Percy calling him Mr. Touchy. Percy who apparently lay in the goop throws his hand up out of it with the key in hand. She snatches it and puts it in an invisible slit in the wall. I have no clue how she saw it. The walls on both sides happened to be doors that slide open and the goop reformed back into the orbs onto the table where Yunam was. I pull the kid from the table gently so he doesn’t accidentally hitting them again. I ask her to open the elevator so they can get back on. So tired of this shit. Percy follows, staring into place.

Hazel wants to check the floor. I’d have pretty much given up on this. But we get out and start searching. Yunam puts a tomato in the empty space between the other orbs. I don’t know. I have no clue. Don’t ask. We investigate the door to the right which has these huge lock boxes on either side. They are marked with number plates 307, 308, 309. The locks are special dials. Hazel goes off to 309 while I take the key from her and takes it and goes to the other side to see if the deposit box we actually needed was.

I heard later that while we were out, Yunam was trying to pick locks but they don’t open. Hazel finds one that’s been open plenty of times and finds an elegant necklace in it. She takes it.

I go to the left side the deposit boxes on this side are 301 and up to 306. Nope. Not what we need. We were on the third floor. I just go back to the elevator with Percy following for some reason. He’s been following me a good bit at this point. Who fucking knows why? He’s special. I don’t care.

Yunam comes running out and takes his tomato back. So his actions were pointless…as usual. Hazel checks the other side where I was seconds before. 

I don’t have any patience left and push the light green button, not waiting for Hazel or Yunam to get in. I’m ready to get this mission over with. But you know what? The alarm blares! Literally…this is what happened! Its ear piercing and now the whole building is going off. Great. Wonderful. Just what I wanted. I hate everything. I’m even starting to hate myself. Percy looks at me expressionless. Yeah I get it!

I want to shoot the panel now but then I just punch the yellow button as hard as I can. Hazel jumps in just in time but Yunam does not. He just stands there and waves at us. Bye. He’d get out. Or not. Who cares? We make it to another floor with the alarm still going off. The floor we stopped on has us meeting a welcoming party of five guards with weapons in hand. The room was filled with countless deposit boxes, much more thin. I look at my ‘comrades’ and ask if they are going to get in my way or can I shoot them?

Hazel says be my guest. Smart decision. I aim at the guy closest to me but my irritation threw me off and end up hitting one in the back. I at least killed that one. Good enough.

Percy pulls out a crowbar out from under his poncho and bashes the head of the one near him. He could have used that to pry the elevator doors open on the third floor! I swear this group is the worst. The man gets bonked hard but still stands.

They try to counter Percy but he uses blue spirits to stop him with the axe coming just close enough to his hair. Another guard goes to whack Hazel. She throws the oil from her lantern on him, dousing him. He still attacks. She’s not fast enough to make use of the tactic. Whatever she was thinking. I shove the attacker and he cuts her but it’s not as bad as it would have been.

At least I helped her. I think we are even now on me shooting her earlier. Reminder. That was totally her fucking fault! Don’t try to blame me for that shit.

Hazel kicks them with her strong legs. Her obvious weapon of choice now. Percy hits the guy on the other side on the head, killing him.

Two guards go after Percy. They attack but he bobs and weaves, dodging all pretty expertly. I sort of wished they had hit him at least once. But hey, we can’t always get what we want.

Hazel kicks yet again and I get behind one and shoot them point blank but they move slightly and I shoot a nice chunk of his neck off. But he doesn’t die. He doesn’t fucking die.

Percy then kicks him in the nuts and that did it. Getting kicked in the nuts > getting shot in the neck.

The final guy standing tries to whack Hazel who fails at dodging. She sucks with that. I distract him by yelling at him. I called him a dip shit and he turns to me just in time for Percy’s crowbar to cave his face in from a spinning swing. It was gruesome and satisfying. I praised Percy inwardly. Something I never thought possible.

Hazel shoots the unconscious guy in the head while I go counting the many deposit boxes in the room to find the one we need. Percy follows (AGAIN). The deposit box 257 needs a key so I just start clubbing the lock with my gun until it breaks open. There’s the spear inside. A very fancy spear. One I know well.

Alright. You know this is long enough. Let one of the other fuck ups finish the rest. I seriously need some time away from these fucking morons. Fuck em. Percy can finish this shit considering he likes to follow so fucking much.

End of report.