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polyphemus makes mac&cheese

#odysseus #the odyssey #homer #nobody #polyphemus #mac and cheese #and nobody can stop me

going to the eye doctor at pompeii:

me: yeah I can read all those letters just fine

optometrist: but if you close your eyes

#terrible puns #bad puns #puns #bastille #pompeii #eye doctor #optometry #how am I gonna be an optometrist about this

surprisingly little correlation between Roko's modern life and his basilisk.

foone

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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You've heard of Puppet Master. Now get ready for: Muppet Pastor.

anyone else really into smart-sexy-middle-aged-man-named-Gregory-core

#my new aesthetic #gregory house #gregory edgeworth #ace attorney #house md

If trees were sentient they would probably engage in treeligious wars.

After all, sakura are Shintoist, contrary to poplar beliefs.

#they get into disatreements #the cedars have been known to engage in treehad #and yet others are clorophyllantropists #puns #bad puns #terrible puns #trees

gotta be one of my favourite evolution chains

#pokémon #pokemon #pokemon memes #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #jrr tolkien #lotr memes

every YuGiOh deck be like "Super Max Elite Soldier of the Outer Darkness World (released 2046) allows me to search my deck for 2 Supreme Ultimate Chaos Dragon Aura Terror Beast monsters when I put a card on the bottom of my deck which would be inconsistent but Timtom Billyjohn (released 2001) allows me to banish two monsters from my GY to put a monster from my GY onto the bottom of my deck" and then they ban Timtom Billyjohn

#yugioh #ygo #card games #modern yugioh #yugioh tcg #tcg

why they got the same drip?

#Another Code #another code recollection #dave strider #ashley mizuki robbins #homestuck #Ngl I kinda ship it

whats up with "the short end of the stick"? bro it's a stick. it's the same length no matter which side you grab. what sort of Non-Euclidian trees are you growing.

#idioms #english #phrases #im an idiomt #i know i could just google this but id rather live in ignorance #or worse believe whatever tumblr tells me

did you hear about the collaboration between Bon Jovi and Laura Ingalls Wilder? it's called Livin' on a Prairie

#bon jovi #laura ingalls wilder #little house on the prairie #living on a prayer #puns #bad puns #terrible puns

typographically, youtubers and vtubers were the same until the mid 17th century, only differentiated by their position in a word

#typography #linguistics #alphabet #U #V #vtuber #youtube #terrible puns #wordplay

people with synthesia be like "seventeen is my favourite colour of the alphabet"

ASMR is so weird. you'd think more noise would make anxiety worse but no sicence found a way to pump good vibes directly into your brain.

why don't communists call themselves exorcists. sounds way cooler and still gets the point across that they don't want any possessions.

#Communism #Exorcism

i want a production of Macbeth where it proceeds as normal until the scene with Lady Macbeth having her hallucinations and then the CEO of a dish soap company comes out and hands her a bottle of dish soap and says "Try Mr. Sparkles!" and suddenly she is able to wash herself clean and it was all a massive dish soap ad

#shakespeare #macbeth #lady macbeth #dish soap #dawn #advertising

octopus just means eight-footed. spiders are octopodes. scorpions are octopodes. quadruplets are octopodes.

#Octopus #Octopodes #octopuses #octopi #Spiders #Scorpions #arachnids #two tables are an octopus

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