gamma does stupid things

[robertreich]

This story from @guardian_us was mind blowing to me. What are your thoughts?

[sunshineram]

nails!

[imjunebitch]

i heart my aroace bf :3

[imjunebitch]

ive seen ppl b like "ok so aroace people can have relationships fine but what about the POOR allo person in that relationship" and as the allo person in this relationship yo I'm chillin its fantastic. its no less loving a relationship than ones I've had with allo ppl. in fact its way more loving than those just cuz its a great relationship. I love him and he loves me and I don't want anyone or anything else

[imjunebitch]

you are right though our relationship isn't normal. but that's bc yours is worse than ours and were cooler

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[jadwigaspeaks]

The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less

[jadwigaspeaks]

A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric

[leonhrt]

This is the funniest wiki personal info section I've ever seen

[byjove]

*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didn’t know that because she is a dumb bitch. I’m sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruel…..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. He’s definitely self-taught in every universe because he’s the most powerful wizard ever AND he’d have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they haven’t escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the king’s dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like “What the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?”

[pigswithwings]

.are you a cisgender computer

no computer has ever been cisgender. get it straight

[pigswithwings]

.are you a cisgender computer

no computer has ever been cisgender. get it straight

[pigswithwings]

.are you a cisgender computer

no computer has ever been cisgender. get it straight

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[sigmaleph]

“I was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my company’s name. That was it,” Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. “The two are not supposed to be related, except that’s my daughter and my company.”

For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. “I got people calling and complaining, like, ‘Are you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?’ ” says King. “I couldn’t believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.”

(source)

on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how “just grab their attention with anything, doesn’t have to be related” would be an appealing advertising strategy.

on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium “couldn’t believe” that people would associate their business with, uh, death.

[fionn-o-nassus]

the “tumblr ad” school of advertisement

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Genius marketing tbh

[slipstreamborne]

Kuleshov effect in action.

[gamma02]

It just occurred to me. I could post my mods here. I don't know why it just occurred to me.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[touhouweed]

[gamma02]

[touhouweed]

[gamma02]

HEY OH MY GOD IT"S MY MOD LETS FUCKING GO

[touhouweed]

[sillywormz]

we say holy moly because the moley (mole; animal) makes the holey (soil cavity)