This story from @guardian_us was mind blowing to me. What are your thoughts?
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This story from @guardian_us was mind blowing to me. What are your thoughts?
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ive seen ppl b like "ok so aroace people can have relationships fine but what about the POOR allo person in that relationship" and as the allo person in this relationship yo I'm chillin its fantastic. its no less loving a relationship than ones I've had with allo ppl. in fact its way more loving than those just cuz its a great relationship. I love him and he loves me and I don't want anyone or anything else
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The fact that antisemites are using the word "noticing" and "noticing patterns" as dogwhistles is annoying because I do actually notice a lot of stuff, patterns included, and one of the most obvious patterns I've noticed to date is that all antisemitic rhetoric makes no sense if you think critically about it for 5 seconds. Often less
A TERF liked this post so I just want to clarify that another pattern I've noticed is the massive overlap between anti-trans rhetoric and antisemitic rhetoric
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*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didnāt know that because she is a dumb bitch. Iām sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruelā¦..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. Heās definitely self-taught in every universe because heās the most powerful wizard ever AND heād have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they havenāt escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the kingās dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like āWhat the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?ā
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Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got peopleās attention ⦠and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just⦠so muchā¦
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this is somehow incredibly effective tbh
Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on
āI was just trying to get people to stop for a second and see the picture, and then my companyās name. That was it,ā Oliver King tells the Riverfront Times. āThe two are not supposed to be related, except thatās my daughter and my company.ā
For some inexplicable reason, not everyone understood that distinction. āI got people calling and complaining, like, āAre you going to kill her? Is she going to kill someone?ā ā says King. āI couldnāt believe that went somewhere in their minds that they thought that was what I was trying to say.ā
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on the one hand, i guess ads for cremation services must be a tricky thing to keep on theme without being too depressing/morbid/etc, so I can see how ājust grab their attention with anything, doesnāt have to be relatedā would be an appealing advertising strategy.
on the other, i am fascinated by how someone who runs a crematorium ācouldnāt believeā that people would associate their business with, uh, death.
the ātumblr adā school of advertisement
Genius marketing tbh
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