Nintendo and Coffee

1993, he/him.

[pukicho]

Here's my little white son named Craigg

[pukicho]

I feed my white son clear broth

[pukicho]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[gamtosthegreat]

I rigged the fruit lottery and won a melon dollars.

[thejohnsu]

She can play the scales on the bass.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if you are ever offered a bite of one of these do not take it because you will live the rest of your life unsatisfied by sensory pleasures

[homeofhousechickens]

Honestly ambrosia

[thechumster]

[gamtosthegreat]

I like how there is nothing in the tweet that states Miette is a cat.

[dianalucifera]

The face that shows up when you start Wario Land 3 scared me so much as a kid. I think I might finally be old enough to play Wario Land 3.

[gamtosthegreat]

Uhhh what

What face?

[wouldtheyfuck]

Would they fuck?

Yes

Maybe

No

Voting ended onSep 7, 2025

[gamtosthegreat]

Why the fuck was this poll so tense

[nintendometro]

perfect! ‘Wario Land 3’ Game Boy Color Support us on Patreon

[smallmariofindings]

In the PC and Mac version of Mario is Missing, one of the locations visited by Luigi is the Guinness Brewery in Dublin, which uses this image as its background.

This is baffling since Guinness is famously a dark stout beer (nearly black in color), while the image depicts a regular light beer, in a way failing to correctly depict the one thing it was meant to be depicting.

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[acquired-stardust]

The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX Gameboy Color 1998

[gamtosthegreat]

NUT

[muzinabu]

[kit-williams]

So which yokai is it?

[gamtosthegreat]

I'm way late to this post but to me it reads as alcohol causing brain damage.

[sleepbroken]

YOU, call this a fantasy, I call it real

[gamtosthegreat]

The notes full of cumbrained goonslimes while I'm looking at this insane gif with the absolute horror of knowing Michael Scott is going to be on-screen any moment now and suck all sexual energy out of the room.

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[notoriousmasc]

[xinqi-newstart]

when I was younger, we used to sharpen our skills on the debate team by refuting each other again and again in drills, trying to best each other rhetorically.

this instinct to “sharpen” has haunted me since. the thing is, you can’t sharpen a blade with somebody that isn’t expecting it. that’s called cutting instead.

young debater, beware. do not love the craft of the tongue more than you love the weave and fabric of your friends, your family, your people.

[gamtosthegreat]

There is something about the desire to debate and play devil's advocate that feels... perverse.

I now recognize the expressions of people fed up with my attempts to start a debate and they look an awful lot like the ones of people clarifying they're not romantically interested.

[the-quasar-hero]

Earth patch notes #27946.76

Every single religion, past and present are real as well as their afterlife systems

To keep things fair and fun, every player has been randomly rolled into a religious belief where their new morality system will judge their actions. This brings up the new quest “New assigned seating!”

1800 new beetles have been added

[gamtosthegreat]

Read that last line as Beatles and the loudest fucking "All You Need Is Love" started playing in my head

[nonetoon]

Burger Angel they will cook you a burger 🍔

[gamtosthegreat]

Please save me burger angel...