Gandalf Googles

How to resurrect a dead meme

gimligoogles

Have a Balrog drag it into the pits of Moria

@pippingoogles let’s get into more trouble..

stealing from Farmer Maggot’s fields you say?

A shortcut to mushrooms. We won’t get caught. I’m interested in some hella carrot stew

Last time we took a short cut we nearly killed Frodo and Sam!

No we didn’t, they were fine. It turned out great! Let’s do it againnn

Ol’ Farmer Maggot won’t mind if a few of his carrots go missing I suppose..OMG LETS LIGHT FIREWORKS OFF NEAR HIS HOUSE

DUDE YES. But steal some carrots too. Maybe some lettuce? I’m on a diet.

Are ya now? Does your diet happen to be related to a certain Lady of Rohan?

I DON’T NEED TO IMPRESS NOBODY ELSE. Except Theoden. I desperately need to impress Theoden. Hey um, @gandalfgoogles, do ya happen to have any fireworks we could, um, use? No reason…ahahahahaha.

Meriadoc Brandybuck, I cannot endorse such mischievous acts. For free that is. There’ll be a charge.

What will the charge be? ((psst Pippin Farmer Maggot will probs have it it’s okay lezdothisss))

YES!!! Let’s do this shit! I promise I won’t blow anything up like last time… @gandalfgoogles

We’re very responsible @gandalfgoogles. Like we fought in the war. We practically saved Middle Earth single handedly. I’m the Esquire of Rohan. Theoden notice me.

Yeah! And I’m a guard of the Citadel!! And I saved @faramirgoogles so I would say Im quite responsible! @gandalfgoogles

You SEEE? We got this @gandalfgoogles. We don’t got this. WE GOT THIS!

Totally! It’s not like I have an issue with fire or anything of the sorts! @gandalfgoogles Lets go Merry! IM PUMPED

Haha you humour me, you can have what you wish. The price is that I must participate. I've not done anything of the sorts for a few hundred years. ;)

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@pippingoogles let’s get into more trouble..

stealing from Farmer Maggot’s fields you say?

A shortcut to mushrooms. We won’t get caught. I’m interested in some hella carrot stew

Last time we took a short cut we nearly killed Frodo and Sam!

No we didn’t, they were fine. It turned out great! Let’s do it againnn

Ol’ Farmer Maggot won’t mind if a few of his carrots go missing I suppose..OMG LETS LIGHT FIREWORKS OFF NEAR HIS HOUSE

DUDE YES. But steal some carrots too. Maybe some lettuce? I’m on a diet.

Are ya now? Does your diet happen to be related to a certain Lady of Rohan?

I DON’T NEED TO IMPRESS NOBODY ELSE. Except Theoden. I desperately need to impress Theoden. Hey um, @gandalfgoogles, do ya happen to have any fireworks we could, um, use? No reason…ahahahahaha.