Fool of A TOOK

Peregrin Took googles things. (follows from @beesmydude)

[merrygoogles]

How to get @pippingoogles to rp w you

[pippingoogles]

You fOoL

[merrygoogles]

Who you calling fool, you frickin TOOK?

[pippingoogles]

You! You fOol of a Brandybuck!

[merrygoogles]

How to get @pippingoogles to rp w you

[pippingoogles]

You fOoL

[ewoksarecute-deactivated2024072]

make me choose: anonymous asked: merry as an esquire of rohan or pippin as a guard of the citadel?

[merrygoogles]

hECK YEAH PIP @pippingoogles

[pippingoogles]

YEET @merr

[gimligoogles]

So remember that time @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles totally kicked @boromirgoogles‘s ass? Good times.

[pippingoogles]

hell yeeee, we kicked some Gondor booty that day @merrygoogles

[merrygoogles]

Do you think @pippingoogles and @thetwinsgoogle want to smoke some pipeweed?

[pippingoogles]

Of course, what kind of question is that??

[tolkienpressure]

Tolkien Pressure 169/200

[gimligoogles]

So if I can adopt Merry and Pippin as my brothers, does that mean I can adopt @eowyngoogles as my sister?

[eowyngoogles]

ABSOLUTELY!!! @merrygoogles @pippingoogles You guys are my brothers now!

[merrygoogles]

Hmmm… We will need to run a thorough background check before our official statement of brother hood can be extended @pippingoogles

[eowyngoogles]

But but but @merrygoogles

[pippingoogles]

Oh c’mon Merry! You know @eowyngoogles better than I, and I think she could be a great addition! @merrygoogles

[gimligoogles]

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

[pippingoogles]

Oh yes! We’d love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

[gimligoogles]

Haha! Yes!

[pippingoogles]

Though….I’ve never grown a beard before…I don’t think Merry and I even can!

[gimligoogles]

*grins* Well that didn’t stop Bilbo, now did it? Hobbits make very good honorary dwarves I think.

[pippingoogles]

Do they now? Besides the hair on our feet, I think Merry and I can most certainly fit in!  @merrygoogles

[merrygoogles]

I’ll try to grow a mustache…

[pippingoogles]

I don’t think you can Merry. 

[gimligoogles]

So if I can adopt Merry and Pippin as my brothers, does that mean I can adopt @eowyngoogles as my sister?

[eowyngoogles]

ABSOLUTELY!!! @merrygoogles @pippingoogles You guys are my brothers now!

[pippingoogles]

I have no objection to that! I already have three sister and I’d think you’d get along great! @eowyngoogles

[gimligoogles]

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

[pippingoogles]

Oh yes! We’d love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

[gimligoogles]

Haha! Yes!

[pippingoogles]

Though….I’ve never grown a beard before…I don’t think Merry and I even can!

[gimligoogles]

*grins* Well that didn’t stop Bilbo, now did it? Hobbits make very good honorary dwarves I think.

[pippingoogles]

Do they now? Besides the hair on our feet, I think Merry and I can most certainly fit in!  @merrygoogles

[eowyngoogles]

@aragorngoogles

DONT TELL ME WHO I LOVE AND DONT LOVE, JERK

[aragorngoogles]

I was just trying to help, love.

[eowyngoogles]

Yeah, well, it didn’t.

“It is but a shadow of a thought that you love.”

Or some junk like that…like seriously? How long did it take you to come up with that?

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Kick his ass, Eowyn. 

[eowyngoogles]

I’d be happy to oblige *cracks knuckles* You’re in for it now @aragorngoogles

[aragorngoogles]

I don’t know if that’s going to work. Did I heal you for nothing?

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

Go for his legs, Eowyn.

[eowyngoogles]

drAW YOUR SWORD STIRDER!!! I FEAR NO MAN

[glorfindelgooglesdeactivated]

GO GET HIM.

[eowyngoogles]

BATTLE SCREECHHHHHHHHHH

[elrondgoogles]

@aragorngoogles

COULD EVERYONE PLEASE CALM DOWN

[aragorngoogles]

That’s what I’ve been saying, @elrondgoogles

[eowyngoogles]

@elrondgoogles HE STARTED IT

[aragorngoogles]

I definitely did not.

[pippingoogles]

Do I need to call for @merrygoogles to kick some Strider butt for you Lady Eowyn? @eowyngoogles 

[gimligoogles]

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

[pippingoogles]

Oh yes! We’d love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

[gimligoogles]

Haha! Yes!

[pippingoogles]

Though....I’ve never grown a beard before...I don’t think Merry and I even can!

[gimligoogles]

How to adopt @merrygoogles and @pippingoogles as my little brothers?

[pippingoogles]

Oh yes! We'd love to be your honorary brothers! @merrygoogles @gimligoogles

[merrygoogles]

*moans* longbottom leaf….

[pippingoogles]

Ah..the best thing anyone had ever discovered

[merrygoogles]

Blaze and praise…hey, where are @thetwinsgoogle ??

[pippingoogles]

Dunno, my friend but I do hope we’ll be seeing them soon @thetwinsgoogle

[merrygoogles]

How to find your elven friends

[pippingoogles]

Where are yall

[merrygoogles]

*moans* longbottom leaf….

[pippingoogles]

Ah..the best thing anyone had ever discovered

[merrygoogles]

Blaze and praise…hey, where are @thetwinsgoogle ??

[pippingoogles]

Dunno, my friend but I do hope we’ll be seeing them soon @thetwinsgoogle

[merrygoogles]

*moans* longbottom leaf….

[pippingoogles]

Ah..the best thing anyone had ever discovered

[merrygoogles]

@pippingoogles let’s get into more trouble..

[pippingoogles]

stealing from Farmer Maggot’s fields you say? 

[merrygoogles]

A shortcut to mushrooms. We won’t get caught. I’m interested in some hella carrot stew

[pippingoogles]

Last time we took a short cut we nearly killed Frodo and Sam!

[merrygoogles]

No we didn’t, they were fine. It turned out great! Let’s do it againnn

[pippingoogles]

Ol’ Farmer Maggot won’t mind if a few of his carrots go missing I suppose..OMG LETS LIGHT FIREWORKS OFF NEAR HIS HOUSE 

[merrygoogles]

DUDE YES. But steal some carrots too. Maybe some lettuce? I’m on a diet. 

[pippingoogles]

Are ya now? Does your diet happen to be related to a certain Lady of Rohan?

[merrygoogles]

I DON’T NEED TO IMPRESS NOBODY ELSE. Except Theoden. I desperately need to impress Theoden.  Hey um, @gandalfgoogles, do ya happen to have any fireworks we could, um, use? No reason…ahahahahaha.

[gandalfgoogles]

Meriadoc Brandybuck, I cannot endorse such mischievous acts. For free that is. There’ll be a charge.

[merrygoogles]

What will the charge be? ((psst Pippin Farmer Maggot will probs have it it’s okay lezdothisss))

[pippingoogles]

YES!!! Let’s do this shit! I promise I won’t blow anything up like last time… @gandalfgoogles

[merrygoogles]

We’re very responsible @gandalfgoogles. Like we fought in the war. We practically saved Middle Earth single handedly. I’m the Esquire of Rohan. Theoden notice me.

[pippingoogles]

Yeah! And I’m a guard of the Citadel!! And I saved @faramirgoogles so I would say Im quite responsible! @gandalfgoogles

[merrygoogles]

You SEEE? We got this @gandalfgoogles. We don’t got this. WE GOT THIS!

[pippingoogles]

Totally! It’s not like I have an issue with fire or anything of the sorts! @gandalfgoogles   Lets go Merry! IM PUMPED 

[merrygoogles]

This calls for a drinking song.

[pippingoogles]

YOU CAN DRINK YOUR FANCY ALES….!

[merrygoogles]

YOU CAN DRINK ‘EM BY THE FLAGON

[pippingoogles]

BUT THE ONLY BREW FOR THE BRAVE AND TRUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[merrygoogles]

COMES FROM THE GREEN DRAGON…WOOH!

[pippingoogles]

YEET *chugs ale* 

[merrygoogles]

hastag win

[pippingoogles]

Ah good times! Do ya remember all that pipeweed Merry? It was like heaven on earth