well at least i tried

lets obtain this grain

[despazito]

the birth of scooby doo vs the birth of scrappy doo

[yahenni]

When you have chronic migraines & your friend has carpal tunnel

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[sopherzzzz]

“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fettuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness of the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp… I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim to zero, I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else–and i will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

Lemony Snicket The Beatrice Letters

[fathermulcahyofficial]

[milf-zone]

[changeduser00000000000]

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

[swmngpools]

[i-am-grell]

Cell Block Tango: *Plays*

My thoughts for the next 7 minutes:

[christopherbarnard]

Tyra in a fat suit

or

Tyra pretending to be homeless 

[iameverysparklywoman]

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

who will post the pic

[frist-dumblr]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

really good pic but not the one i was thinking of

[frist-dumblr]

[visual-infinity]

[faglick]

[faglick]

[finalfantasyvii]

Here’s your fukcing endgame spoilers

[4444555666777888999]

8 years old. College reading level. The weight of the world on my shoulders.

[vrson]

20 years old. illiterate. the weight of the universe has given me chronic back pain

[kalyug]

[stevebabescemi]

[honeyglazedbabe]

SCREAMING

[vvdotcom]

[ironpour]

[farmvilletricksandcheats]

[memewhore]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

big bear titties. big bear titties.