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Foreskin haver

[dogpuppy]

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[akashicrecord]

I had to get back on tumblr just in case someone was talking about sex without my permission.

[akashicrecord]

I'm your Sexy Woke Step-Grandma and I'm about to call out that dick for problematic behavior

[theehorsepusssy]

[grimeclown]

Me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

[sunshine-tattoo]

homie is this an xmen porno

[grimeclown]

I see how you could get confused but that's actually me when a member of my Cougar Squad returns to my lair with more salacious dirt on one of my many enemies

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

That ace moment when you see an xmen porno Cougar Squad gif and all you can think is "ooh those special effects are pretty cool, I wonder how they did that?"

[grimeclown]

I did it with my powers.

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

You should use your powers to get a helmet that fits better

[farmvilletricksandcheats]

[bruzum]

[songsofwaterandnight]

No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

[quaculaarchive]

[chrissyjoshys]

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[sandmandaddy69]

[stringsofconcrete]

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

me at the office when my second cup of coffee finally kicks in 

[musubeans]

saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

[tattedpetticoats]

[mysticdragon3md3]

[elluextl]

Her name is Olayemi Olurin and you can find the video here where she goes into what virtue mirroring is around 8 minutes in.

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[absolutewifey]

Do You Wipe Your Ass Every Time You Poop

Yes. 100% of the time. Provided there is toilet paper available.

No. Not 100% of the time. If toilet paper is available I sometimes choose not to

Remaining time: 4 hours 4 minutes

I just learned something I find absolutely disgusting about my boyfriend and I am fucking nauseous about it but need to get him peer reviewed before I completely loose my mind because I am so afraid of over reacting.

[godpup]

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

[ivy-michaels]

GIRL, DUMP HIM

[loth-caatgirl]

GIRL KILL HIM

[iwilleatyourenglish]

girl do not be guilt tripped by a man mudbutting through god's green earth

[milf--adjacent]

Girl put him in the wood chipper

[serioustrannyfaggotwithatail]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

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