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[cummy--eyelids]

Lotsa creepycute baby doll head planters available on my etsy shop! Check em out here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/PastelAlienShop

[fatjovan-deactivated20131125]

[xlec]

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

[wangdude2006]

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

[xlec]

[xlec]

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

I have tears in my eyes

[angelclark]

Historic Black and White Pictures Restored in Color

Women Delivering Ice, 1918

Times Square, 1947

Portrait Used to Design the Penny. President Lincoln Meets General McClellan – Antietam, Maryland ca September 1862

Marilyn Monroe, 1957

Newspaper boy Ned Parfett sells copies of the evening paper bearing news of Titanic’s sinking the night before. (April 16, 1912)

Easter Eggs for Hitler, c 1944-1945 

Sergeant George Camblair practicing with a gas mask in a smokescreen – Fort Belvoir, Virginia, 1942

Helen Keller meeting Charlie Chaplin in 1919

Painting WWII Propaganda Posters, Port Washington, New York – 8 July 1942

Construction of the Golden Gate Bridge ca 1935

[foolishly-high]

This is awesome.

[reeferkitten]

Not something I’d typically reblog but I like.

[sushinfood]

This is bloody fantastic.

[unsteadygalaxy]

Honestly seeing old photos in color makes the past so much more tangible.

[block]

Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen

[radioactivemongoose]

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

[cawfeeann]

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

[digit-like-a-bigot-spigot-deact]

mood

[expensive-pussys-blog]

The problem is I don’t know if my boyfriend loves me and that isn’t something I should have to fucking guess

[esdanielbarreto]

Fire spirals   Instagram

[needsmoreexplosions]

Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox

[stlinskim]

[ink-pedia]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate when people say “hot water heater” it’s just a water heater. If it were a “hot water heater” that would imply it was heating hot water which would be pointless. (Plumber here)

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[fyeahriverdale]

[111333222444]

Charlotte Free in ‘Don’t Be Cruel’ by Donna Trope for Purple Fashion #22

[yroxis-original]

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

[leightum]

Traveling back to 2011

[oswinstark]

“So you’re from the future” “The year 2016″ “So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!” “Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”

[bonjour-manger-bitte]

I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now

[thotograph]

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they