a sip of my secret potion

ganieda ambrosius call me gani. i'm twenty-three, a bartender in auradon city, and the eldest daughter of merlin. cat mom to a naughty baby named alanna who gets lost daily. style chameleon who loves going from prep to goth to skater and everything in between. sports a new hair color every week which may or may not be magicked. i know we're not allowed to use it but it's in my blood and it's literally the only thing i love so i guess i better not get caught, huh? dating the hottest demigod around.

[ganiambrosius]

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Khalid: think i could make myself a lair without looking suspicious of using magic? 😂

Gani: I think you could've if you didn't make a post about it :-P

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Leander: Proud????

Gani: Yes, 100%. Any steps taken towards ensuring our family's legacy and power are worth being proud of. Do you disagree?

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Leander: I for sure want you to have the next Ambrosius sorcerer but I don’t need to hear anything about you making it! How would you feel if Dad told you about him constantly nutting in someone to make another magical kid?

Gani: I'd feel ambivalent with a slight edge towards proud like any sane person would. Why?

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Khalid: get it??

Khalid: because the guy's pants were floating over the city he couldn't get back down unless he took his pants off! 😂😂

Gani: I get it and it's almost funny. 6/10, not bad!

Gani: I don't get why he didn't just keep his pants on though. Don't most mortals want to fly?

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@irene-nattura​:

I’m not apologizing because I ALSO said that I love whoever they’re with already and this is just a stupid game that I’m not going argue over! It was purposely chaotic , random pickings for people. but if you want an apology so bad, i’m sorry you got offended over a meaningless game?

I ALSO said that I don’t care what else you said; your excuses for being a dipshit don’t interest me. And we’re not arguing, child, because there’s nothing to argue about. Objectively, you said something wrong and disrespectful and that’s that. I didn’t ask for an apology, I asked for you take it back, so nope, no dice! Even if I had asked for an apology, your “apology” is as lame and weak and inauthentic as you are so it wouldn’t have worked either. But that’s fine! Some pigheaded people refuse to learn a lesson unless they’re forced to, so have fun being forced to. I’m sure it’ll be a scream.

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who do you ship the other arendellians with?

GET READY FOR A SHIT SHOW!!! (but also know i love who you’re happy with now. this is just a game so keep your tits calm pls)

@haverlyarendelle and @emmett-thunderstrike

@hannaharendelle and Eddie and @hemimanawa

@icemasterbents and @quincydavis

@madisonmattias and @rosalienxthale

@mateomattias and Jackie

@heidinattura and @oaklynnoaken you’re welcome

Oliver and @madisonmattias

@oaklynnoaken and @cassieadale or @beauodie

@oakleyoaken and @novafitzherbert and Emery 

@gunnarwestergaard and Uma or @wynnbellwether

honesty hour!

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irene-nattura​:

oh my godmother! i literally said not to take this seriously. you know this is fake, right? like me just saying hemi and hannah go together isn’t going to magically make them in love. 

"Oh my godmother”, I literally don’t care about any of the shit you said except for the part about my Hemi, when you shipped him with someone who’s never been smart enough to appreciate him and who he has less than zero interest in. That was foolish on your part for so many reasons and unlike you, I’m not stupid; I know that you have no power in general, much less any that could possibly jeopardize my love life. That’s not the issue. The issue is that I’m not a pushover who’ll allow people to disrespect her relationship the way you did. If it’s “fake” like you say, then you should’ve had no problem taking it back, and yet you didn’t, even when offered a chance. What a pity for you. 

[irene-nattura]

who do you ship the other arendellians with?

GET READY FOR A SHIT SHOW!!! (but also know i love who you’re happy with now. this is just a game so keep your tits calm pls)

@haverlyarendelle and @emmett-thunderstrike

@hannaharendelle and Eddie and @hemimanawa

@icemasterbents and @quincydavis

@madisonmattias and @rosalienxthale

@mateomattias and Jackie

@heidinattura and @oaklynnoaken you’re welcome

Oliver and @madisonmattias

@oaklynnoaken and @cassieadale or @beauodie

@oakleyoaken and @novafitzherbert and Emery 

@gunnarwestergaard and Uma or @wynnbellwether

honesty hour!

[ganiambrosius]

You have exactly one day to take back the stupid move of shipping Hemi with anybody who isn’t me, his incredible girlfriend. Your time starts now and believe me, it’s in your best interest not to fail.

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Leander: I’m NOT a prude! OR A VIRGIN! I just don’t want to have to think about you doing anything! OR ABOUT HEMI’S GODLY LOAD!!!

Gani: Why not? It doesn't hurt you in any way for me to have a healthy and fulfilling sex life and subsequent magical baby. In fact, it only benefits you if Hemi and I manage to create the next Ambrosius sorcerer without you. Then that burden doesn't solely fall on you.

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Leander: Yes!

Gani: I never realized you were such a prude. Haven't you had sex before, or did I make that up because I give you too much credit?

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Leander: I should be allowed to block you for a day!

Gani: No.

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Leander: You know what you said!

Gani: And? What of it?

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Leander: No! But I should be allowed to punish you for making me see that!

Gani: For "making" you see a conversation with me?

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Leander: I can get a new phone or locate my original one on my own, Ganieda!

Gani: Are you actively asking for a worse punishment?

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Leander: ...I'm going to have to block you on all social medias and my phone for at least 24 hours.

Gani: Don't push me, Leander. If you block me, you'll find that your phone magically DISAPPEARS altogether, and for much longer than 24 hours.

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Leander: dhdjsjsj I take back asking!!!!!! We for sure are friends in addition to family but Gani I do not! Not! Not! need to know about your upcoming plans to get stuffed like a jelly donut! As far as i’m concerned, just tell me when the baby shower will be and I’ll bring little sandwiches and presents!

Gani: Hey! When Hemi inevitably releases his godly load inside of my magic cauldron, that will be cause for celebration, NOT for disgust! I appreciate you being appropriately excited for the baby shower though. It's sure to be quite the event! I plan on having it in the woods.

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Leander: We can? What? Wait are YOU breeding with Hemi?

Gani: Of course. We're family but aren't we also friends? I do have an active sex life with my beloved, gorgeous demi-god boyfriend, but as for the breeding aspect, not quite yet. I'm sure we'll start in no time at all though.

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Leander: Cool cool cool cool cool cool! Good to know! I’m not BREEDING with anyone, tyvm Gani! I was just wondering!

Gani: Okay, good. Because if you weren't "just wondering" and were out there breeding without telling me about it, I'd be kind of hurt. We can tell each other that kind of stuff, you know.