Without a believer

One that's beautiful as you are sweet With just a hint of pain For the feeling that I get when you are gone I want to write you a song

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: Nah, if you were excellent, I'd actually like you. I meant the whole Fake thing. I know, I know, it seems hard to believe that anyone could be NATURALLY awesome, but I promise you people that aren't you can manage it. Exhibit ME! Or anyone else in the drama club, really.

Leander: What fake thing? Yeah no. I meant how you're strangely homely and stumpy for a mortal with such a large ego. But it's nice you think otherwise of yourself and your fellow club members despite the obvious truth. Faith in humanity restored or whatever.

[leanderambrosius]

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Chucky: You know, your whole Persona. And I'm taking that as confirmation. NOT GONNA LIE, I'M A LITTLE EXCITED TO BE HEXED? IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!

Leander: Simply being excellent is a thing to make me worthy of mortal scorn? Fascinating. I'm sure it must've happened before. How else do you explain your face, voice and body?

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: All I'm getting is that I'm impressing you and unfortunately for me, you're like the only person in Auradon that I do not care about impressing because of your whole, well, thing. In other news, DID YOU CURSE ME JUST NOW? Because QUIT IT if you did!

Leander: What whole thing? I'll neither confirm nor deny nor quit it if I did.

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: LMAO I just watched the movies, like most everyone else in the world, but thanks! And hey, I am TOO a singer! I get why you'd forget, because my acting is even better than my voice and kind of almost overshadows it, but I can carry a tune better than you can carry on a conversation. Aww, you do care! Although you just gave me a GREAT idea involving paintballs once school's back in session!

Leander: Okay? Congratulations loser. Oh really you are? I thought that squawking you do was supposed to distract everyone from how horrid your acting was. I didn't know you actually fancied yourself good at both. But congrats man, you unlocked a previously undiscovered level of delusion. Congrats! 🙄

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: It seems like you know plenty to me! I had no idea you were a secret Shrek head. What I'm mostly curious about is how you know anything about incels.

Leander: The shrek head is clearly the one who knows all about his sex life and progeny. I only know that shrek contains a shocking number of the most vocally interesting male solos, but you're clearly not a singer so I'm sure that's not something that would ever occur to you. I looked them up to make sure you wouldn't shoot up the school or something. Obviously.

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: Another word for non stupid? No, please, go ahead and explain that to me, smarty-pants. And aflksjf I don't know whether to just take the compliment and run with it or actually bust out laughing that you called Shrek an incel. Bro was not an incel. He fucked the first chance he got! That's how he got triplets!

Leander: If you think I know anything about Shrek other than the musical and the fact that Build A Wall is certainly an incel anthem, I certainly have no reason to speak to you further.

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: Any non stupid person thinks that! But eh, I was probably getting ahead of myself anyway. It's not like you'd score the lead no matter what.

Leander: You know they have another word for that, right? And you're right, a role as meaty as shrek probably requires more realism than talent and you're much more believable as an ugly duckling or an incel swamp dweller than I'd ever be.

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: OOOH that WOULD be perfect! He's totally the one who steals the show, and the one who smells better.

Leander: I'm sure you think that.

[leanderambrosius]

TEXT 😜 LUCKY

Chucky: Here's hoping we do Honk! this year so you can finally be the lead in a play 😊 oh, or Shrek

Leander: Uh huh. At least if we do Shrek you'll finally get to do the role you were born to play, an ass.

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: I'd feel ambivalent with a slight edge towards proud like any sane person would. Why?

Leander: Proud????

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: Why not? It doesn't hurt you in any way for me to have a healthy and fulfilling sex life and subsequent magical baby. In fact, it only benefits you if Hemi and I manage to create the next Ambrosius sorcerer without you. Then that burden doesn't solely fall on you.

Leander: I for sure want you to have the next Ambrosius sorcerer but I don’t need to hear anything about you making it! How would you feel if Dad told you about him constantly nutting in someone to make another magical kid?

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: I never realized you were such a prude. Haven't you had sex before, or did I make that up because I give you too much credit?

Leander: I’m NOT a prude! OR A VIRGIN! I just don’t want to have to think about you doing anything! OR ABOUT HEMI’S GODLY LOAD!!!

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: No.

Leander: Yes!

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: And? What of it?

Leander: I should be allowed to block you for a day!

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: For "making" you see a conversation with me?

Leander: You know what you said!

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: Are you actively asking for a worse punishment?

Leander: No! But I should be allowed to punish you for making me see that!

[leanderambrosius]

Text 👁👄👁 BIG N LIL AMBROS

Gani: Don't push me, Leander. If you block me, you'll find that your phone magically DISAPPEARS altogether, and for much longer than 24 hours

Leander: I can get a new phone or locate my original one on my own, Ganieda!