☆ emmett

she / her • 18 • silly times guaranteed

[ganymediocre]

jovie / emmett • queer • audhd • anxiety

PSA: PRACTICALLY INACTIVE

theater kid, pinterest fanatic, clown enthusiast, child of hades (cabin 13), avatar of the stranger, d1 belter, slytherin, team bucky, noodle & sushi craver, married to thomas cresswell & spencer reid (real), english class enjoyer, pro bedrotter, watcher of decades-old tv shows, mentally a hozier muse, nyc girlie, questing for band tees, old money grunge vibes, alani drinker, silly jester, wolf cut lover, sheetz >> wawa, ur favorite artist's favorite artist <3

interest list:

shows: criminal minds, arcane, bridgerton, house md, bungou stray dogs, hellaverse, + more!

movies: top gun, fantastic mr fox, monty python, dead poets society, marvel, + more!

musicals: falsettos, great comet, hadestown, hamilton, newsies, legally blonde, great gatsby, + more!

misc.: music (too many specifics to name!), art, books, mouthwashing, genshin, the magnus archives, the marauders, + more!

spotify ♤

[ganymediocre]

everyone acting like robby’s just saying his goodbyes and making his final rounds “he’s going around telling everyone he’s gonna kill himself haha” when he’s basically begging everyone to notice and help him lolololol. like even abbot isn’t being half as assertive with the situation as robby needs tbh

[ganymediocre]

YOU think judblanc should watch conclave because it's about religion and queerness which they would resonate with but i ☝ think they should watch conclave because it's fundamentally about gossip and there is nothing a priest/detective combo could bond over more than gossip we are not the same

[cinnamaow]

no i can’t flirt but i can drink your redbull and make you memorize law terms

[the-stars-in-heaven]

i’m gonna- *remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health*

… buy an axe in central london

[ganymediocre]

ive been craving angsty hurt no comfort x reader fanfics where the characters i love most tell me that im fucked up beyond repair and not worth loving foooor a couple of days now. this occurs ever four weeks or so for some reason? i dunno. anyways im attending a function tomorrow and im gonna wear all white i think

[ganymediocre]

heartbreaking: the completely nonsensical ooc fic you're reading is just enrapturing enough that you can't quite put it down so instead you're carefully scrolling through, occasionally shoving your head into your hands out of secondhand embarrassment or whispering exclamations such as "he would not fucking say that" "im gonna scream" or "where's hr.." before continuing the chapter

[vjola]

feeling scared senseless (it’s sunday evening)

[ganymediocre]

IM ON A REAL SHORT LEASH BUT I LIKE IT TIGHT 🗣️ YKNOW IM SUCH A SWEET GIRL BUT I CAN REALLY BITE 🔥

[ganymediocre]

psa: im in love with cole escola

[ganymediocre]

i fear oklahoma! —> wizard of oz —> r&h cinderella —> guys and dolls is the most awful show progression that an modern-toned alto could experience (i’m experiencing it)

[stratfordsympathizer]

i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

[ganymediocre]

also its insane how many tma “memes” are just… things that casually happen in the show. brutal pipe murder? real. bug sex guy? real. jon eats the sun? real. guy eats a computer? real. jon gets moisturized by a clown? real. martin is terrorized by worms? real. joshua gillespie? realest ever. we don’t even talk about some of the slightly more insane things that happen (ie mag 110) because they’re just kind of irrelevant

[hikaaa-bi]

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

[ganymediocre]

it’s kind of funny how jmart develops over the seasons. like im only on s3 but even i have a good reading of it. s1 jon lowk hates martin & martin’s scared of jon. s2 jon is afraid for martin & martin is afraid for jon. s3 jon wants to protect martin (by pushing him away) and martin’s got the biggest crush on jon (thank you basira and melanie for clocking him). genuinely how did anyone listening to the early seasons as they came out think they were platonic bros

anyway happy pride month to all the magnus archives characters ever

[ganymediocre]

Hi there,

I’m holding on to hope, one day at a time—and today, I’m asking for your support. My family is living through a reality no one should have to face, and I’m doing my best to keep our voices heard.

📌 Please take a second to check out my pinned post.

🔄 Sharing it can help it reach someone who might be able to help.

🤍 If you’re able to give even a little, your generosity could ease a heavy burden.

Your support, your time, your care—it all matters more than you know.

With love and deep appreciation,

@helpjehadddd

!!

[gucciangel101]

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE