#yap time

[hawkeyesgaywave]

imo

[allmightyscroll-art]

If it's any consolation, you'll be hailed as a hero.

[weirdglassthing]

Don’t give a mouse a cookie but it’s don’t give an artist a canon detail about a character anyways torbeks favorite movie!!

Sorry for inactivity but I’ve got some FIRE things coming up 🫡

[trashcatgallade]

One of the most effortlessly stunning Griffith panels I think. Incredibly injured yet still serving insane levels of cunt

[dazzlingjaeyun]

never ask a bitch with a hand kink (me) about her biases wv posts

[lexiord-art]

A new YCH is here just in time for the holidays! Make sure to get it as soon as you can, as it'll only be open for a week from now. This time we've got 4️⃣ slots open!!

Check my k0-fi here y'all!

[edgars-thing-for-cowboys]

Ranking audio dramas on if I'd survive them and how well

WOE.BEGONE - I would fucking kill at woe.begone just you wait until i get access to time travel and you’ll see "but what about the torment nexus??" i love the torment nexus next question. Also this might be the thing that finally turns me into a furry but I.dont care

Welcome To Night Vale - yeah ngl i'd probably fall into a casm and die but there is a slight chance i get to live and own like a haunted antique store or something yay

Archive 81 - i would simply not be employed. Tough i probably would get involved with the eldritch horrors in the end anyway but i think i coud take them they're like made of music or something if i remember correctly i would love to have an awesome eldritch wife that's made of cello music and if a81 has taught me anything it's thet lesbians always persevere

Ethics Town - easy I got all the morality and ethics figured out so that's no problem just pull the lever and kill the one guy easy. I'm not entirely confident on the organ harvesting front but I'll make something up as i go along

Malevolent - I would be so good at being arthur lester are you kidding I am basically already blind #glasses i am bleeding out all the time #chronicnosebleeds and i hate it when people tell me what to do #autism now i only have to play the piano and kill my daughter easy

Hello From The Hallowoods - I am #ready for the apocalypse i have an axe i have a shotgun (idk if it even works but whatever) i have an awesome dog who will protect me from gay zombies maybe I'll even score a dead undead but also dead deer god if nikignik don't want him

Mabel - that's just an average lesbian situationship been there done that easy

I am in Eskew - i would have so much fun i mean i already have mental illness and live in europe amd have mommy issues this is basically my everyday life

Red Valley - i would end up as one of the exploded sludge corpses if i went into a cryopod but i don't have enough money for one so i'd just become a terrorist yippeeeee

Camp Here & There - I hate children sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy (unless they are chill and don't scream then it's fine)

Old Gods Of Appalachia - they have so many evil dangerous but sexy women and well. Let's just say my hubris will be my downfall. But it would have been worth it

Alice Isn't Dead - I LOVE DRIVING AND I AM SCARED OF PEOPLE #SOCIALANXIETY

The Godfrey Audio Guide - I love museums so much and i really hope the audio guide will save me from dying horribly to an art exhibit but i won't lie to you i am going into that aquarium exhibit i am becoming a human fish goodbye world

The Mistholme Museum Of Mystery Morbidity and Mortality - entirely depends on whether or not i am considered nonbinary

The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere Ohio - i would simply not be in Ohio

The Departament of Variance of Somewhere Ohio - i would simply not be in Ohio

The Amelia Project - the entire premise is that people fake their death and Don't Die. I want them to set me up in a little cottage in the mountains with ducks and chickens please

Parkdale Haunt - i would fuck the fire cultists (gone wrong)

Woodbine - i would fuck the vampires (gone right?? Please???)

Someone Dies In This Elevator - yeah no. I got no chance

The Sheridan Tapes - all the problems are solved with the power of nightmare polyamory, lesbians and hating cops. Yeah i think i got this one just fine

Tales of the Echowood - I would fuck the star people (gone right)

The white vault - the entire premise is "everyone fucing dies in the arctic" so yeah...

Nowhere on air - i would go outside and get eaten By the Evil Fog but omgggg it would be so worth it the end of the world is so pretty

Redacted - i would get silly with it. I wanna shoot things with guns!!! Have a nightmare yaoi situationship on the side. Dream life really

Ghost Wax - I knowwwww the mortality rate is super high or whatever but the horrors love me i am gods favourite princess and the pontential of dying horribly is worth it for like. Having actual magic and getting to interview corpses