Comedown Machine

i tried to believe in fate for a second try

[childsacrifice]

my attachment to early strokes julian is like when an evil old man hates his wife but keeps looking at pictures of her when she was 23 and going you used to be so beautiful honey what happened

[fishnoodles]

unfortunately i did think The Strokes' Going Shopping MV was very cute and fit the song. I'm susceptible like that. On the nose political vids that are cute are my weakness (Threat of Joy MV says hi). AND they dance. oh my god they danced.

[fishnoodles]

The Strokes new Spotify artist image

[evzachballmoments2006]

oh ok i guess his name is jules

[pandora-for-cindy]

Why are sundays so depressing

[garagerockdyke]

12:51 live for the first time in years and i wasnt present i dont even careeeee

[garagerockdyke]

its just hard to imagine nick having his dick out in the same room as another man let alone niko

[rorytunes]

Julian casablancas just keeps posting

[garagerockdyke]

julian looking kinda buff lately …My biggest wish is to watch him bench press i think.

[julesthinker]

i love this picture sm

[gilgagilga]

julian casablancas skulling a shot drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette

[thereallastshadowpuppet]

julian casablancas is the first divorced man ever to be a teenage girl because what do you mean "i want new friends but they don't want me"??? that's very girlhood of you julian

[alexturner2005]

after the strokes’ chicago show i wrote down as many of julian’s quips as i could remember. here they are for anyone interested! (they’re not word for word, though i was able to fill in a couple things i missed later using people’s videos and comments)

before ode to the mets: “🎶oh oh oh ozempic🎶…i don’t know why i’m looking at fab. you skinny bitch! who wrote that song? what did they get paid for it? i don’t know why i’m asking fab. a million dollars? no one’s ever gonna remember the original. that song is done for.”

after ode to the mets: *whispers* “thank you.”*retching sounds into the mic*

“chicago….chihuahua” (pronounced chi-wow-wow)

“i know a lot of people from chicago.” *crowd cheers* “i didn’t say whether they’re good or bad.”

“nancy pelosi was at our hotel, is she from here? no. just here for something to do with obama? fucking sith fucking lord. pelosi. obama’s on the fence. in his anakin era.”

“how are you doing in the back? i see you back there! that’s a lie, i can’t see you. i feel you back there! i’ve sat in seats like that for pearl jam. couldn’t hear shit. i hope they’re better these days with…what’s it called….speaker technology”

*albert throws a pick at fab* *fab opens his mouth and points to it* *albert throws another pick at him and he tries to catch it in his mouth* julian: “was that a pick? that was like a wiffleball! that’s a choking hazard!” fab: *hits his chest in a ‘fight me’ kind of gesture* julian: “sorry the dad is talking” (pretty sure the adults are talking came after this)

“wrong mic!…that’s not a song name. next song, wrong mic!”

after one way trigger: “sorry that song’s like three octaves too high. those are like cat frequencies. what’s up with that?”

“🎶i wish that i’d been noticed🎶…is that your line? did you write that line albert? it’s ok to be vulnerable albert!…just don’t be a pussy.”

*after walking back onstage for the encore, audience is waving their phone flashlights* “woOw…sorry we’re late i was busy sucking fab’s dick backstage! sorry if there are children here. its a joke! ‘what did he say daddy?’ he needed to loosen up, man.”

*saying goodbye* “alright you guys, see you….in hell? i don’t know common cuban greetings. we’ll see you…uh…i don’t know. we’re getting kicked off. FUCKING LOVE YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

[garagerockdyke]

listening to albert hammond and then thinking about what he mustve done for his son to be like that. turn it OFF #feelsick #cunt

[mrsfurley]

When guys start playjgn theyr instruments at each other#jizz

[whyamistillawake]

julian casablancas must die

[whyamistillawake]