Lost in the Supermarket

Quoth the raven: tumblr more!

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story

[bannertanks]

[somni]

you know. i must say that this is true for me as well

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[moniquill]

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[bippus]

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

[mouseshouses]

The hard-working bumblebee

[lesbiskammerat]

fine..if you insist

[trashcangimmick]

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[lyricwritesthings]

Oh, sure. You slither down ONE wall like a lizard, and suddenly your new friend (the same friend you JUST invited to stay in your house for a MONTH!) starts calling you "a creature in the semblance of a man." Smh.

[chicks]

[dogpuppy]

[carefulwiththataxe]

[strange-aeons]

I tried to make an "I fought in the alberta rat wars on the side of the rats" shirt but i fucking burned the shirt. I don't even know HOW. The gods have a vendetta against alberta, and rightfully so

Did you take that photo on a 2009 flip phone?