(rom voice) sorry, but that's just how it is

spock is a sassy man              

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@garak. Hey! I’m your secret santa! I don’t know why this has not post. I’ve tried to upload it like 20 times and tumblr keeps eating it?????

So basically tuvok and Harry get stranded on Class M planet together. It would have been hilarious. These two should have had more screen time together.

Harry tried fixing the shuttle and ended up having the part blow up on him and Tuvok is just “I informed you that that would not work” so now they get to wait for Voyager to find them.

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oh my gd thats SO cute i love this thank you so much

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Hi! I’m just wondering if you’re Jules from the Star Trek Secret santa 🎅🏽

yeah! if you're my secret santa this account or my main (lordgarmadad) are both fine to @

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hey anyone who’s stuck around: obviously trying to schedule a personal star trek revival isn’t working and i might never actually start watching it again so send me a message if you want the garak url and if i come back it’ll be a surprise to both of us

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thanks @wdarling but i’m actually not very interested in garashir... keep up the good work though!

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WOW i wish i wasn’t inclined to look at all my new followers (to see if i want to follow back) because some of y’all..... hoo boy. i try not to police garak at all because it is a Fun Space For Everyone but gooool-leee sarge

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i’m not excited to see beloved characters again before they were beloved and were all still assholes julian especially

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immediately after i said voyager was winning ds9 SKYROCKETED with eleven votes to voyager’s six. i don’t really know what i was expecting though

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ok on that note if there’s content you want/you have a fervent opinion on the most worthy star trek you can vote which one i’m gonna watch

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hey y’all! i’m hoping to be back soon, so if anyone’s interested in some last-minute voting here it is.

in general i think i’ll be back here full time about wednesday? look forward to it! i do

[garak-archived]

ok on that note if there’s content you want/you have a fervent opinion on the most worthy star trek you can vote which one i’m gonna watch

[garak-archived]

hey y’all! i’m hoping to be back soon, so if anyone’s interested in some last-minute voting here it is.

in general i think i’ll be back here full time about wednesday? look forward to it! i do

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ok on that note if there’s content you want/you have a fervent opinion on the most worthy star trek you can vote which one i’m gonna watch

[quarkphobic]

im like a day late for threshold day but??? enjoy

[garak-archived]

ok on that note if there’s content you want/you have a fervent opinion on the most worthy star trek you can vote which one i’m gonna watch

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me: hey everybody i’m back on tumblr

me a week later: last seen in the middle of the atlantic ocean. communications are out. searches have turned up nothing. presumed dead.

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Brb gotta write some duker fanfic

i know i am now too late to save you but please think about what you’ve done. was it worth it?

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hiii hii! you have the best username!!! i was curious how old you are?

thaanks my dude!

i dont like to be super clear (IK it makes some ppl a lil uncomfy but please trust me i’m no creeper OR a lil tween) not around or over 30

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hoaghaughaugh why i put queeg on ao3 for a laugh and i’m being bullied for it im fucking spitting how stupid can you be

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i literally don’t remember writing any of this jsut that i was going to make a joke about quark being scared of the fact that he sounded like garak at some point (right after that last line?)