i dig humans.

Benjamin • 26 • Biology PhD student. Right now I’m trying to sequence DNA extracted from some really old dirt. Star Trek sideblog @stonedtrek

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[zoriety]

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuck like a green onion

[calamarr]

What should I wear to see Cake

[calamarr]

Feta cheese is that girl

[i-love-linux-and-i-am-back]

they should make a dishwasher that you load with explosive powder and where you pull a large lever and it makes a big boom and the dishes are instantly clean

[ozempicofficial]

[ozempicofficial]

[hagnanimous]

Me when I read a book by a famous author that’s a modern classic and everyone says it’s really good and then it’s really good

[calamarr]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[calamarr]

and then suddenly ur 26 trying to organize an outing to a U-Dig-It fossil park

[calamarr]

Tbh what's stopping me from becoming a cannabis influencer

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon