trash king

calum thomas hood | 5sos bass player trash king. cool dad. aim: shakespeare.virtuoso roleplay for life of a nine.

[garbage-royalty-blog]

i have small human drool on my chest. no complaints because she's so easy to put back to sleep once she's eaten.

[garbage-royalty-blog]

when woken at awful times clearly the solution is to read sixpence stories to go back to sleep

[littleghostseraphine-deactivate]

I have new ones from reddit if you want

[garbage-royalty-blog]

that would be fantastic. please.

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[nerdgasrnz]

A choice few of my favorite tags because it’s almost 3AM and I’m losing my fucking shit and if you don’t have tag viewer, you’re missing out

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

what horrible decision will the staff of this website burden us with next

[ilovebasketball-deactivated2025]

only 1000 blogs a month actually used the reblog function we’re replacing it with a print option. print out your favorite posts and hang it up on your wall. 

[garbage-royalty-blog]

when woken at awful times clearly the solution is to read sixpence stories to go back to sleep

[frankoceanfanclub]

first of all, fireflies by owl city is a banger

[hovseofcards]

+

[garbage-royalty-blog]

she woke up like this.

[goodassdog]

[cat-wormstein-blog]

My hair is different.

[garbage-royalty-blog]

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[garbage-royalty-blog]

waits impatiently to see @cat-wormstein's new hair....

[garbage-royalty-blog]

Happy birthday!!

thanks!!!

[garbage-royalty-blog]

happy birthday my little sunshine, i love you lots i hope it's fantastic and wonderful xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

thank you 😊😊

[garbage-royalty-blog]

Happy birthday mate 🎉

thanks, dude. congrats on the little one!

[garbage-royalty-blog]

happy birthday!

thank you

[cat-wormstein-blog]

I’m a little early but I wanted to be first to wish @garbage-royalty a happy birthday.

Keep reading

[garbage-royalty-blog]

what an asshole

[awakenisms]

Happy birthday to my favorite! @garbage-royalty

[garbage-royalty-blog]

we look hella 😎 thank u