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[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[shihlun]

Astronaut Charlie Duke’s family portrait left on the surface of the moon, 1972.

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[ladyzolstice]

[toya2228]

[gloryclip]

[hijerking]

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[gloryclip]

[powblock]

*stays in bed for 12 hours* i’m building up speed

[hijerking]

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

[straightwhiteboystexting]

Went on tinder for the first time in 2 yrs lmao ok bye

[straightwhiteboystexting]

UPDATE: i thought i could just move on but i need to know 

[straightwhiteboystexting]

UPDATE 2

[jojostarz]

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

[seinfeldworld]

[dundermifflingifs]

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[scp2008]

much woah

[lord-blongus]

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”