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hannah | twenty | sk8 or die

[fluentisonus]

I hate having a ‘‘‘‘‘‘bibliography’’’’’’. is it not enough to write 2500 words of my own totally subjective opinions using only the primary source

[riotmlllf]

there are two wolves inside of you. one wants to be flashy and irresistable. the other doesn’t want anyone looking at you ever again.

[dailyfrogs]

hi this is my favorite tiktok

[despicablewench]

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[tragedyseries]

[stcrlghts]

i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

[xanax23432432-blog]

[ripyzma-deactivated20141217]

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

[dojacat]

[argumate]

fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[chickenoftheday]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[gonnamakeitbros]