[perfectday1972]

[columboscreens]

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[leclercari]

CHARLES LECLERC | PASSENGER PRINCESS

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[iambad]

ok i’m done being crazy lol

[iambad]

no i’m not

[innerchildabortionclinic]

when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanheaven]

once i get over it i will be over it

[beboycowbop]

little miss advil dual action saving the day once again

[kosmogrl]

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

i need to read everything ever before the end of the summer