time is dead kids

i like stories about friends who love each other so much that it gets weird and women who cause problems on purpose. Bg: @uglygirlstatus

[impishglee]

transmigration story where instead of going to a story you’re a fan/anti-fan of you go to a universe you’re only familiar with via dashboard osmosis

[impishglee]

i may have gotten carried away

"I've Heard of It" is my hot new webnovel that sets out to answer this very question.

it may pique your interest if you like:

episodic comedies

serial fiction

people losing at 4D psychological chess

extremely slow burns

the majesty of cahoots

you may also feel a special bond with the protagonist if at one point one of your mutuals covered your dash in gifsets of sad beautiful chinese men in long wigs with terrible hairlines and you simply didnt have the energy to check it out yourself

Read it on the I've Heard of It website or RoyalRoad

updates Mondays and Thursdays

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[heardofit]

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[huffylemon]

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Stephen King’s Fujo

[kungfunurse]

yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold

[impishglee]

i’m not a napper but today i passed out on the couch for like ??? 2? 3? and experienced a kind of sleep paralysis for the first time. i couldn’t open my eyes or move my body but i felt awake and aware of my body and Didn’t Like It and also hallucinated someone calling my name. eventually i was able to brute force wiggle my toes and fingers until i woke myself up. and decided that i had napped long enough. anyway. this little guy was hanging on at my feet like this

[impishglee]

my family got a roomba for xmas last year and we finally set it up a few months ago and named it Lore. after Data’s evil twin.

[impishglee]

used bookstore haul today

[andhumanslovedstories]

People in stories who get a dramatic phone call always hop in their cars and go “I’m two hours away. I’ll be there in one hour.” and then they are. It’s always half the time. It’s never, “I’m two hours away. I’ll be there in an hour and fifty minutes.” And sometimes it not even life or death! Love interest will be like, “what are we?” and suddenly some subaru is going 150 mph up the median on I-5. Everyone’s gonna fuckin throw tomatoes at me and hiss for my brave, controversial take, but I don’t think you should tokyo drift thru a school zone just so you can eat pussy sixty minutes ahead of schedule.

[impishglee]

were it not for the fact i haven’t even been able to find the time to work on ihoi consistently for months i would be writing a lot of ista dy chalion yuri. trust

[impishglee]

a widow is one of the sexiest things a depressed embittered nobelwoman can be why can’t ista dy chalion take a secret gay lover

[impishglee]

ista dy chalion should be allowed to live vicariously through a woman half her age and also fuck her.

[impishglee]

spoilers for curse of chalion and paladin of souls

all this said, ista dy chalion wanting to fuck the son of her dead husband’s gay lover that they murdered together in a failed bid to break a curse and also this guy is probably also dead(?) AND has a wife so fun and gnarly. ista dy chalion i love you forever.

[impishglee]

a widow is one of the sexiest things a depressed embittered nobelwoman can be why can’t ista dy chalion take a secret gay lover

[impishglee]

wym there’s no lesbian fanfiction about a middle aged woman from a fantasy novel published in 2003

[impishglee]

THERE IS NO YURI ABOUT ISTA DY CHALION ON AO3

[impishglee]

i do think paladin of souls has potential for age gap yuri. i don’t think it will happen. but i think ista dy chalion and Lis, her courier turned combination groom-handmaiden should have a passionate love affair.

[impishglee]

embittered middle aged noblewoman who has had most of her adult life stolen from her by her dead husband and status and family and the gods x bright young courier who left her family to do a hard job on the margins of society so she could enjoy her freedom and also she just really fucking loves riding horses. envy over a life you never knew was possible, and wish you could have had, joy to see someone live so free and be so open and kind to you. a revelation that a better life is out there. they should really fuck. they won’t. but i wish they would.

[impishglee]

i do think paladin of souls has potential for age gap yuri. i don’t think it will happen. but i think ista dy chalion and Lis, her courier turned combination groom-handmaiden should have a passionate love affair.

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

[impishglee]

been really enjoying paladin of souls by lois mcmaster bujold. good book for people who liked reading catelyn chapters of asoiaf (take this with a grain of salt i havent read asoiaf in 10 years).

[impishglee]

i also quite enjoyed curse of chalion. but curse of chalion wasn't about a 40 year old woman who is so so angry and spent many years of her life being treated as an insane invalid and every time she has a divine experience she's like FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE I HOPE YOU EXPLODE. and she's even horny. i love her forever