The Gentle Hand Of A Surgeon

⭐️Tatum || late 20s⭐️ Definitely strange.⭐️icon by cy-lindric⭐️ Header by chuck-the-goon⭐️

[you2018]

mangopilled lemonmaxxer with a strawberry bias

[cryptotheism]

Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?

I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[teesbees]

They murdered my wife

[princesa-vampira]

Look at THEM 😭🫀🫀

Also Assad with those glasses 🔥🔥🔥

[jenny-holzer]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

doctor who does make you gay and that is true

[vamplire]

do you think a vampire and a human could fall in love

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[nepofledgling]

it’s ptsd girls and their the vampire armand against the world

[teesbees]

In two weeks and one day I will get to play pinball again

[nyadversary]

big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

[nyadversary]

update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5

[nyadversary]

i have terrible news about the economy

they raised the price of monster bang :(

[glitchgirlgasm]

Monster bang inflation 😵‍💫

[plumped-up-furrys-deactivated20]

monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺

[pankendev]

you ever jack off?

what else is there

[dajo42]

Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.

[dajo42]

people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now

[teesbees]

How do you politely tell the local slice place they don’t put enough pineapple on their hawaiian (the employees know you) (ordering extra pineapple on the side isn’t the same b/c it has to be baked to caramelize the sugars) (this is a joke anyway I would fucking never)