mangopilled lemonmaxxer with a strawberry bias
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Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

oozey mess

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH

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Kaledo Art
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Peter Solarz
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA

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@teesbees
mangopilled lemonmaxxer with a strawberry bias
Have you studied enough alchemy to synthesise The Dialectic Material?
I've got an ingot of pure context on my side table
have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness
yes (fainted)
yes (head trauma)
yes (substance-induced)
yes (lack of oxygen)
yes (blood loss)
yes (multiple)
no
Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air
you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism
They murdered my wife
Look at THEM 😭🫀🫀
Also Assad with those glasses 🔥🔥🔥
doctor who does make you gay and that is true
do you think a vampire and a human could fall in love
Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.
I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(
it’s ptsd girls and their the vampire armand against the world
In two weeks and one day I will get to play pinball again
big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5
update: you'll be pleased to know that they rethought their sign and have changed it to read MONSTER BANG 2/$5
i have terrible news about the economy
they raised the price of monster bang :(
Monster bang inflation 😵💫
monster bang inflation 🥺🥺🥺
you ever jack off?
what else is there
Do a little dance. Make a little love. Get the FUCK down tonight.
people werent ready for this post in 2011. what about now
How do you politely tell the local slice place they don’t put enough pineapple on their hawaiian (the employees know you) (ordering extra pineapple on the side isn’t the same b/c it has to be baked to caramelize the sugars) (this is a joke anyway I would fucking never)