garbagecanwitch

just a collection of things I obsess over

[remacant]

Mr. Boggins, designated uncle (and bedtime storyteller) of the quest.

[hollow-head]

A missing scene. Thanks for all the fanart and fic throughout the years, you guys

[garbagecanwitch]

Madame Blavatsky

She was briefly mentioned in the book I'm reading and now I need to know more. I'm in awe of her already

The Lost City of Z

[zevampirex]

Poster idea and badass hobbit

[catwire]

what's everyone's lockscreen?? tell me in the tags or reblog with a screenshot

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[whokilledlordmorley]

@landstriderdovahkiin made these and I love them so goddamn much

(reposted with @landstriderdovahkiin‘s permission)

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

This is getting a lot of notes again and is reminding me that I should try to get out for more walks in the nice autumn weather

[exhuastedpigeon]

I would watch 15 seasons of Robin and Steve working at different random jobs. It's so delightful seeing them go from Scoops to the video store to the radio station. What's next? Maybe they go to a temp agency and get sent to a different random job every few months. Who cares about the supernatural drama, let me have Steve and Robin in a workplace comedy.

[prince-geo]

it's been weeks and i'm still so stuck on "not you." how those two simple words, choked out from the deepest most desperate parts of dustin, dripping in vulnerable raw honestly, just rewired steve's entire sense of self worth and value to those around him in a split second. the way those words, and the situation that forced them out put them finally in a place where steve, without a shadow of a doubt, is allowed to see that dustin loves him just as much as he loves dustin, something he likely thought no one has felt about him ever. cemented them as equals. that dustin wants to look after steve too, not out of guilt or a sense of owing him, or because steve is useful, but just because he loves him. how it wasn't "not you too" but simply and far more powerfully, "not YOU" because it wasn't just about not losing another older brother figure, it was about how the thought of losing STEVE specifically was beyond unfathomable.

[phantasm-echo]

Sometimes a found family equals a teen boy mom, a genius child, a wanted (alleged) murderer and their demon dog and I think that’s neat.

[urielrenlancaster]

Vending machine but it vends moss covered rocks, small opals, faux ivory brooches, mushrooms to plant, tiny sacks of dirt, seaglass, and gnome statues

[tenderotto]

Happy Hobbit day! And happy birthday to Bilbo and Frodo🎉 I hope you're celebrating it with lots of comfy food and friends! 😌

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

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[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[theartofknightjj]

safety first am I right?

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

For a man who's constantly saying "shut up Merlin" Arthur REALLY loves when that little guy talks. Merlin is blabbering away constantly and Arthur is all pretend irritation and 'stop talkinnggg' but the second he actually DOES stop talking Arthur goes into IMMENSE panic mode, like just say you love when he talks his nonsense, we've seen your heart eyes bitch you are not fooling anyone

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

@mortalmab this take is ON point

[pansen1802]

the Lord of the rings, Aragorn, Boromir, Eomer, Thorin.

Private commissions please do not use.