[televandalist]

Death uber for cutie

[pereskia]

[choped]

[snorlaxatives]

garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Ok I 100% agree with this

[traicionerra-blog]

Me

[niambi]

my niche

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

mine too

[spyadults]

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

[a-big-furry-rat]

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

me when he dont text back vs me when i dont text back

[angelsfilth]

[plumgall]

[herspanic]

i know she’s problematic now (and has been for awhile) but miss tila tequila really had some bangers… the first bisexual icon.

[bienenkiste]

[yaboydeactivating-deactivated20]

Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

[another-nonsense-deactivated201]

We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

[lasombritas]

oh

[impulsemuppet]

I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

[fallen-angel-in-a-laundromat-de]

What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[illinicoise]

chutney when elle woods asked her about how her perm stayed intact after taking a shower and exposed her as the murderer

[garbagehan-blog]

[garbagehan-blog]

Split second decisions and second guessing at 4 am

[garbagehan-blog]

"Get 4 beers in me and I'd steal one"

[garbagehan-blog]

👠🌹 (at Babe Haus)