yes.

ass wrangler & powerfully pansexual buffet of depression

[ceesquanch-deactivated20210328]

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

[chavdog]

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

[lickycat]

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[pukicho]

The year is 9

Some motherfucker be touching cow tits, and oh boy, he’s about to invent cereal

[pollofrita]

……. I beg your pardon

[pukicho]

Beg

[straightboyfriend]

I’m glad cats meow that’s the perfect noise for their shape & size

[memewhore]

[feliicityrampant]

you ever see/hear a dude you liked/admired say or do somethin gross and suddenly the veneer washes away and you finally see him as he is and ur like “wow he really was a man the whole time”

[happy-nervosa]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

[neuroces]

ok firstly I’m traumatized, not crazy, so jot that down

[sultrylovers]

me after someone hears me talking to myself 

[cornygirlfriend]

[mysillycomics]

[somewhatgrownup]

Had to do it

[visual-me]

whyn lewis

[bobo-tucci]

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

[bronweathanharthad-moved]

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

[eltonjohndenver]