wild card, bitches!

what up, i’m makaela, i’m 23 and i never fucking learned how to read

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[spicymochi]

clown otters

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[kosmogrl]

I've been worried ever since I was born

[ravioliworm]

this is ALL this meme makes me think of bye

[catch57]

[swdefcult-deactivated20250316]

[warriorprincesstramp]

[beastheads]

[puppytummy-deactivated20260112]

my favourite button ever is "open link in new tab"..

[slimetony]

I got put on the acephobia blacklist for reblogging a joke about the grinch not jerking off

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Good luck getting into grad school now you bigoted piece of shit

[heydrangeas]

being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you

[ashstfu]

i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family

[notaspeachy]

a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do (masturbate and fall asleep)

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

when he asks “whose pussy is this?”

[hangsawoman]

[crippleprophet]

[ID: a photo of a plush cow with the text “it’s going to be okay but it’s going to be different.” end ID]

[mynowherenothing]

fragment of god found on an abandoned flickr account