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pangur-and-grim

all posts are temporary 🧘

polcasan

boogbugart

Together forever

tanadrin

renouncing my citizenships and traveling to antarctica on my own boat and thereby becoming immune to all laws of god and man

correlatedcontents

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

dragongirlsweetie

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

dragongirlsweetie

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

petrofiedpuppy

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

dragongirlsweetie

im literally green

infectiouspiss

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

pangur-and-grim

btw I was in a voice call with my friends last night and they shouted at me for like 10 minutes straight about the sharpened bananas. some very hurtful things were said, such as "it sucks so bad", "it really really sucks", and "stop saying it doesn't suck."

and you know what? I learned something from that call. sometimes, you have to ignore all your friends and your loved ones. sometimes, it is you against the world, and that's alright. because the sharpened bananas sentence is good.

hemipenal-system

it’s a movie made in 2034. the main character looks at the camera and goes “i was assigned male at birth. i’m a trans woman. being a man makes me incredibly dysphoric. i take estrogen”

there will still be nineteen thousand people on tumblr posting about how transmasc she is and saying it’s just a headcanon when people call them on it though