wow

I sort of understand how to use the internet

[gaysuggestion]

make it gayer

[whattheforkdude]

please unmute this

[failbag]

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

[pinkfloydd]

[unclefather]

[desi-shia-uncle]

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

[an-terra]

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

[twitterlols]

[russian-hackers-official-deacti]

“If you eat a lot of dark chocolate, you will soon get used to its natural flavor and prefer it over sugary-sweet artificial milk chocolate” sorry but I can’t even consume one (1) Bitterness Tile without crying

[stability]

the biggest question of the games (via)

[annajulian-deactivated20161210]

you’ve heard of human rights, now get ready for

alien lefts 

[farareusis]

pokemon go is so wild to me like…. pokemon is real. people are behaving as if pokemon is real. “I’m out of pokeballs so i gotta walk to the nearest pokestop to get more” “oh wait for me i have some lures we can use” like what. augmented reality has become reality. the future is now

[batreaux]

you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son. “ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows 

[garishlighthouse]

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[seriousjones]

had the thought “kids used to brag about never breaking a bone and now they brag about never cracking the screen of their phone” but then my anti-banksy collar shocked me and now I’m in the hospital

[leftbians-deactivated20160809]

Five year old: Hey do you wanna play tag?

A twenty-four year old anti-SJW: What the FUCK no I refuse to tag ANYTHING you little fragile shitlord