finally moving

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[podcastwizard]

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

[45percenterthen]

so much of life is needing to pee. enough already

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[kylieminvogue]

"STAR TREK" S2E26 - Assignment: Earth

[elifinchsart]

my new snax.... ibugprofen

[fangs-4-fags]

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

[fangs-4-fags]

and yes, it is sexual

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[sonoiltuopeggiorincubo]

[nohoperadio]

My whole entire life I've been a mammal but I've never drunk directly from the stream. Is this living?

[medlinka]

Hold on gonna try something

[medlinka]

I feel alive!

[medlinka]

Giardia

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[stjohnstarling]

It’s always some kind of green glowing goo with you people.

[stellarblitz]

My seanoning....