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Motion-activated camera captures a tiger relaxing. Then he wonders if he left the oven on. [video]

youleavethetardisbrakeson

That face is a disney-level expression

cloudfreed

I think I’ve said this before but he fell asleep in the water and that’s him waking up and realizing what happened 😂

thynapocalypse

literally anyone: [overwatch things]

me: [nodding, pretending i understand. i do not.]

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@fytelciiut

everydaylouie

ghost choir 👻 🎵

(soundcloud!)

ginger-thunder

If a person dismisses the existence of Sasquatch without examining the evidence, dismiss them.

You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

montereybayaquarium

What do you call nudibranch eggs that look like ramen noodles? IMPASTAS!

📷: A rainbow nudibranch (Dendronotus iris) laying eggs in Monterey, spotted by Michelle Manson.

Nudibranchs grow and reproduce quickly, so they don’t have time to search the seas for a slug soulmate. Instead, they’re hermaphroditic—they have both male and female sexual organs—so meetings between two or more can be a mutual mating session.

A nudibranch’s reproductive organs are all on their right side, a result of their bodies “unwinding” from their ancestral snail form. Reproducing means lining up rhinophores to gills in a molluscan cuddle puddle before each nudibranch lays a squiggly string of slug eggs.

After about a week, the baby nudis—called veligers—hatch and drift in the currents, feasting on plankton for several weeks before settling down to morph into adults.

📷: Two mating white dendronotus nudibranchs (Dendronotus albus) perch precariously on a blade of eelgrass. Found by Phil Lemley.

📷: While most nudibranch eggs range in color from white to pale yellow, the eggs of a spanish shawl nudibranch (Flabellina iodinea) are a brilliant pink! Spotted by JR Sosky.

i-am-a-fish

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tell me

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fish is too pure <3

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etica

🌽: why did the tomato blush 🍅: why 🌽: because he saw the salad dressing 🍅: lol girl with septum piercing: honestly it didn’t even hurt

cykelops

i am not interested in edgy dark storylines about my favorite superheroes betraying everything they believe in, harold.

thedogfamily

this spot is my favourite each year

dunyun-rings

I saw some great pigeons the other day

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these are normal pigeons

pawpile

yes but they’re great

ripe

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

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The Two Moods for 2018

hey-there-demonss

These are the two best videos I’ve ever seen in my whole life

desinteresse

Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible

desinteresse

Me, as a vampire: oh geez

Friend: What’s wrong

Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”

cryptids-cryptids-blog

“The inclination to believe in the fantastic may strike some as a failure in logic, or gullibility, but it’s really a gift. A world that might have Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster is clearly superior to one that definitely does not.”

— Chris Van Allsburg, 1986 Caldecott Medal acceptance speech for The Polar Express (via cryptids-cryptids)