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gabe (she/her) 27 multi fandom trash

[rawsmackdownnxtdivas]

Becky Lynch & Seth Rollins 💞

[dajo42]

i heard in america they love to drive so much that they have a place called Road Island

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[pseudophan]

listen i love the podcast and i understand dan and phil wanting to appeal to people and play nice and all but do they not realise how ENDLESSLY funnier the whole thing would be if they just did the full episodes like this. less filter more chaos just go for it

[lesbianhowlter]

ga(y)me recognizes ga(y)me

[forgo-me-not]

the question was: "what's the best and worst thing about living with dan?"

transcript: "Worst thing is the way he sneezes, you're just going about your daily life like la la la when all of a sudden wachaaa! which is scary enough but his bed is through that wall so at 3 in the morning i just hear wachaaaa! and if you wake up from a dream it makes you think there's a hawk-demon in the house or something. it's very disturbing."

good to know dan really has been terrorizing him in his sleep all these years <3 (and they were 100% in the same bed when this happened)

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[pseudophan]

<3

[kirbyphil]

I LOVE YOUU

[treestomeetyou]

5 times Dan and Phil click baited us

+ one time it was real

[pseudophan]

(2009–present)

[dnpsuck]

so dnp suck uh? and what do they suck specifically?

EACH OTHER OFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demonphannie]

Are Dan and Phil in a Relationship?

[pseudophan]

no ok thank you actually dan and phil for bringing up the vday video and showing these masterpieces to the world so i can finally bring up how phil drew the very first phanart and we've been banned from discussing it this entire time. he really did pioneer everything

[transdimensional-void]

what got me most was dan saying “thank you for being patient all those years” and phil’s casual “that’s okay.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ahappydnp]

Dan going “NOT whatever u want to call it!” about their relationship status 😭 he can finally public claim him and will do so!!!!

he said jail for anyone who's ever called them queerplatonic exes

[themostfuniveverhad]

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