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bastard child, thanks luke

[ayleah]

(1) new snapchat

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leah: gym life got me like..

garrett: got me like

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“They’re going to kill me.” // “Let me see your phone.” // “Did you hire a stripper?”

“They’re going to kill me.”

“yeah... I don’t know how your dad’s going to feel knowing my name is now imprinted on your ass...”

“Let me see your phone.”

“... in my defense.. that was Jimmy’s google search.. not mine. Love you, Princess”

“Did you hire a stripper?”

“nope, once again - Jimmy”

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@GRTTHNDX: if i had a dollar for everytime aunt cali tries to dye my hair...

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lanasmh:

Well then, even better. The shit down going around down here is kinda weak. When’re we gonna bust that out?

Uh, right now you dweeb.

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lanasmh:

Ahh. Sounds boring. Ooh, I love presents. Is it bangable? 

No, but you can smoke it

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lanasmh:

Exactly, I just can’t. What have you been up to though? And are we getting shitfaced tonight? Because I could use a good night out.

School, back for the weekend though. Yes, and I have a present from the frat house house

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ayleah:

“Well I don’t think you need to worry about my sisters ass when she could kick yours.”

Still don’t know why she hates me so much

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ayleah:

“We aren’t identical in case you didn’t realize that in the last 18 years.”

Neither were mom and Uncle Aaron but Grandma says they had almost the same ass till puberty

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ayleah:

“I know I do.”

Does the butt thing work with twins?

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ayleah:

“I know just wanted to hear you say it.”

You’ve got an amazing ass, Leah Maxwell.

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ayleah:

“I have a great ass.”

Also aware

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ayleah:

“Okay, but you know how much I love to say I told you so.”

tell me something i don’t know, babygirl

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ayleah:

“I just don’t want you to regret it later.”

It’s cool, I’ll be fine

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ayleah:

“He might be a dick, but he is still your dad G. What if it was important?”

If it was important, he wouldn’t be 22 years late.

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ayleah:

“Aren’t you at least curious?”

Nah.

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ayleah:

“Are you okay? What did he want?”

Yeah, I’m fine. He wanted to talk to me about something... I didn’t really care to have that conversation so I slammed the door in his face before Mom passed out.

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ayleah:

“I have a pretty good guess, but for your moms sake and yours I hope I’m wrong.”

Unfortunately not