A Handful™

Resident stowaway | 21 | All brawn and enough brains to effectively use sarcasm | #Footballislife | In a steamy bromance with Ezekiel | Wannabe pilot | ⚡️Rp

[ezekiel-quill]

Bro, c'mon, you know all I have to do is floof and bam my hair is perfect. -Garrett

[garrettthespacecadet]

[garrettthespacecadet]

Garrett please

As your father I have a right to know.

[tomyrismaximoff]

I'm also curious.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hello other lovely child!

[tomyrismaximoff]

Garrett, no.

[aresmaximoff]

I second this.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Guys, c'mon! I'm a great father figure!

[aresmaximoff]

You almost set the dorm dryer on fire because you forgot to clean the lint tray.

[garrettthespacecadet]

I've only done that- Okay, I've done that several times but in my defense I do my laundry very late at night and I'm always half asleep

[catalinasalvadore]

Be like Tomyris, get you a man that cries when you compliment them

[aresmaximoff]

Cat may shank people in the yard with a plastic spork, but she's a good person and deserves the world.

[garrettthespacecadet]

DID SHE DO IT AGAIN??!?!

[garrettthespacecadet]

Garrett please

As your father I have a right to know.

[tomyrismaximoff]

I'm also curious.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hello other lovely child!

[tomyrismaximoff]

Garrett, no.

[aresmaximoff]

I second this.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Guys, c'mon! I'm a great father figure!

[garrettthespacecadet]

Garrett please

As your father I have a right to know.

[tomyrismaximoff]

I'm also curious.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hello other lovely child!

[garrettthespacecadet]

Garrett please

As your father I have a right to know.

[aresmaximoff]

You're a total work of art

And you, my dear, are a masterpiece.

[ezekiel-quill]

YOU VERY WELL COULD AND SHOULD HAVE

WAIT WHAT

[garrettthespacecadet]

I sent this because, although I’m glad you didn’t, you should have murdered me in cold blood for being THAT CRINGEY toward a man THAT HOT.

[ezekiel-quill]

BUT BEING CRINGEY IS YOUR CHARM.

[garrettthespacecadet]

I CAN’T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT BRO

[ezekiel-quill]

@jace-dancanto confirm or deny; you like Garrett’s cringey pick up lines.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Broooooooooooooooooo noooooooo

[ezekiel-quill]

YOU VERY WELL COULD AND SHOULD HAVE

WAIT WHAT

[garrettthespacecadet]

I sent this because, although I’m glad you didn’t, you should have murdered me in cold blood for being THAT CRINGEY toward a man THAT HOT.

[ezekiel-quill]

BUT BEING CRINGEY IS YOUR CHARM.

[garrettthespacecadet]

I CAN'T REALLY ARGUE WITH THAT BRO

[ezekiel-quill]

YOU VERY WELL COULD AND SHOULD HAVE

WAIT WHAT

[garrettthespacecadet]

I sent this because, although I'm glad you didn't, you should have murdered me in cold blood for being THAT CRINGEY toward a man THAT HOT.

[jace-dancanto]

You sneaky son of a gun, I'm suing. -Garrett

You could sue me or just come back watch a movie and cuddle?

[garrettthespacecadet]

…I like option two, yeah.

[jace-dancanto]

Me too, I’ll get the popcorn ready

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hell yeah! I’ll grab beverages!

[jace-dancanto]

Sounds good, what should we watch tonight?

[garrettthespacecadet]

Huh, I’m not sure? Comedy maybe?

[jace-dancanto]

I could go for a good laugh. I have 21 jump street, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim is that considered a comedy? And zombieland.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Scott Pilgrim is definitely a comedy! How about we start with Zombieland and work our way backwards? Movie marathon!

[jace-dancanto]

I like the way you think, handsome.

[garrettthespacecadet]

I, uh, well, you know, I have good ideas occasionally.

[jace-dancanto]

Haha, well the popcorn is ready and the movie is in. I’ll go grab a couple blankets and pillows.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Drinks are all good to go, so I'll grab...you! When you get comfortable, of course.

[jace-dancanto]

What's cookin good lookin? Ahahahahahha I'm lame... Wanna go out sometime? -Garrett

I’just making an omelette- me? Yeah sure cool sure 

[garrettthespacecadet]

*hyperventilating*

[garrettthespacecadet]

@ezekiel-quill I can't believe you didn't murder me on sight for saying this, I-

[jace-dancanto]

You sneaky son of a gun, I'm suing. -Garrett

You could sue me or just come back watch a movie and cuddle?

[garrettthespacecadet]

…I like option two, yeah.

[jace-dancanto]

Me too, I’ll get the popcorn ready

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hell yeah! I’ll grab beverages!

[jace-dancanto]

Sounds good, what should we watch tonight?

[garrettthespacecadet]

Huh, I’m not sure? Comedy maybe?

[jace-dancanto]

I could go for a good laugh. I have 21 jump street, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim is that considered a comedy? And zombieland.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Scott Pilgrim is definitely a comedy! How about we start with Zombieland and work our way backwards? Movie marathon!

[jace-dancanto]

I like the way you think, handsome.

[garrettthespacecadet]

I, uh, well, you know, I have good ideas occasionally.

[jace-dancanto]

You sneaky son of a gun, I'm suing. -Garrett

You could sue me or just come back watch a movie and cuddle?

[garrettthespacecadet]

…I like option two, yeah.

[jace-dancanto]

Me too, I’ll get the popcorn ready

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hell yeah! I’ll grab beverages!

[jace-dancanto]

Sounds good, what should we watch tonight?

[garrettthespacecadet]

Huh, I’m not sure? Comedy maybe?

[jace-dancanto]

I could go for a good laugh. I have 21 jump street, Superbad, Scott Pilgrim is that considered a comedy? And zombieland.

[garrettthespacecadet]

Scott Pilgrim is definitely a comedy! How about we start with Zombieland and work our way backwards? Movie marathon!

[jace-dancanto]

You sneaky son of a gun, I'm suing. -Garrett

You could sue me or just come back watch a movie and cuddle?

[garrettthespacecadet]

…I like option two, yeah.

[jace-dancanto]

Me too, I’ll get the popcorn ready

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hell yeah! I’ll grab beverages!

[jace-dancanto]

Sounds good, what should we watch tonight?

[garrettthespacecadet]

Huh, I'm not sure? Comedy maybe?

[jace-dancanto]

You sneaky son of a gun, I'm suing. -Garrett

You could sue me or just come back watch a movie and cuddle?

[garrettthespacecadet]

…I like option two, yeah.

[jace-dancanto]

Me too, I’ll get the popcorn ready

[garrettthespacecadet]

Hell yeah! I'll grab beverages!