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TEXT ✉️ BABISON
Baby: Damn straight, Little Stoner boy. (Scare me like that again and I might change my opinion, btw.) DO NOT Be the kid with the helmet on all the time, Garebear. Just be careful.
Garrison: I wasn't trying to scare you! Although maybe I'm kind of psychic since I knew stop drop and roll was important and now hail protection is going to be important! what if I JUST wear my helmet until the big ice is done?
TEXT | GANNY
Benny: Okay. So. Question. I don't know the theme of morp yet, but I HAVE been confirmed that it is not going to be video game themed like I'd hoped.
Benny: So I guess my question is...Do people morp-pose to each other? Like promposals but..morposals, I guess? Cause I wanna do something special for someone special but idk if it's a thing. If it is, though, I'll need all the help I can get!
Garrison: Morp is prom backwards so that probably means that the girl is supposed to ask you!
daisyshiverdew:
Daisy furrowed her brow, knowing deep in her soul that Garrison was just being stupid, but she laughed despite herself. “Don’t you dare try to climb anything in here, we don’t want a dead Gary on our hands,” she chuckled, placing an arm around him and pressing her cheek to his. They weren’t close by any means, but he was good people. “God – I love our class so much. We’re so drama-free, and creative, and beautiful, and just great. We should all be like, best friends.”
All the words that Daisy was saying to him sounded hazy, but that was okay. They reminded him of soothing things someone would say to him when he was half asleep, like she was gently trying to wake him up or something, and it made a glazed kind of smile spread over his cheeks. “Yeah! Wait, we don’t have any theater kids?” Garrison asked, momentarily misunderstanding the meaning of drama. It made him laugh, though, and laughing felt so good; he didn’t want to stop, he didn’t want the laughing to end after today. “YEAH! Do you think there’s anything in the bathroom we could make BFF bracelets out of?” He looked up at the shower curtain rod, where loops of plastic were hooking the curtain to the rod. “What about those?” he asked, on another climbing mission even though Daisy had derailed his first one.
TEXT ✉️ BENISON
Benny: last time there was a hail storm in my hometown down under, we just hid in our house and hoped for the best!
Garrison: UNDER the house? Cool, is your house on stilts??
TEXT ✉️ SPARRISON
Spree: Get an umbrella? I dunno, I haven't really encountered hail, lol.
Garrison: Me either but I kept seeing stuff on tornado about a crazy storm back home and it made me curious! What if Fairy Godmother ever got mad and wanted to pelt us with hail one day?
Garrison: An umbrella seems like it would break unless I got one made of metal. Do they make those?
TEXT ✉️ BABISON
Baby: Try not to die. Or find cover?
Baby: Yeah, Google says I'm right. So 😎
Garrison: I'm too young to die! Maybe I should get a helmet? Would people miss my hair if it was always covered up by one?
daisyshiverdew:
“So like…are you in here cause you’re as self-conscious about being high around the big kids as I am? Cause I really thought that half-an-edible would’ve made me not care. But here I am, caring in the bathroom.”
Garrison hadn’t realized anyone else was in the bathroom, too -- he was too busy laughing at his own reflection in the mirror, until he heard Daisy talk and turned to her. He tried to say something useful to cheer her up, really he did, but all that happened was he started laughing again. “Big kids,” he managed between laughs; somehow, it was the only word he remembered of what she’d said. “I’m big too!” he told her, looking for a sink or a bathtub or something he could try to climb so that he stood taller than her and could prove it.
TEXT ✉️ OPEN
Garrison: I know to stop drop and roll in a fire, and lay flat on the ground with my hands behind my head if I'm outside in a tornado... but what do I do if there's hail?
daisyshiverdew:
M&M’s on pizza??? Ew! Or wait, is that the one that you can put the frosting on and then put the M&Ms? Cause a dessert pizza is fine. But you didn’t mention frosting so I got stressed.
I mean... I was imagining just a regular pizza, tomatoes and chocolate aren’t bad together like you seem to be thinking! But I could eat a frosting pizza too, I’m pretty laid back about what goes into my stomach. If they’re delicious separately usually they’re delicious together, too.
daisyshiverdew:
Okay, first of all, no one can ever do better than a Crunch bar. But that idea sounds so fun! They should sell Lunchables Separates so you can mix and match your lunch.
Wow, Daisy, it’s like you get me. Well, except for the Crunch Bar thing - M&M’s go way better with pizza Lunchables, you can put them on top! Now, if they changed the Crunch bar to Buncha Crunch...
honikawena:
Aye. Anyone wanna hook me up with their math homework? I can hook ya up with some good shit. 👌🏼
Why would you want my math homework and not your math homework? And why would I want shit? I don’t get it...
“All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost; the old that is strong does not wither; deep roots are not reached by the frost.”
-- J.R.R. Tolkien
teeganpotts:
Contrary to popular belief, but I actually really hate tea. There. I said it. I know, I’m going to hell.
Does this mean you’re not a little teapot anymore?
Am I the only person that wishes there was a mix-and-match Lunchables bar? Because I love the pizza one but I don’t want the Fruit Punch Capri Sun and I could do better than a Crunch bar!
aybaby:
So there’s this new Nancy Drew movie out, and I haven’t seen it yet since I’m still a little in my feels about how annoying the Velma and Daphne movie was.
But it did get me to thinking about how disappointing it is that there are never any good crime in Walt! With the exception of one notably nutworthy ginger demigod (also known as mon chéri ♡) and a possibly not even dead sidekick, for a school filled with bored rich kids and….less rich kids, there’s a very annoying lack of mysteries for me to solve. Since when did everyone become such a goody goody?
There’s always the mystery of how I never make it through spaghetti day without getting sauce on my shirt if you’re really bored and want something to solve, Baby! Or I can help you go looking for other mysteries, too, except I don’t really know what to look for.