Spree von Schweetz

Honey Spree von Schweetz It's your girl, Spree! 17. Sophomore. Sugar Rush's #1! Glitch Speed Demon

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TWITTER | SPROSTAS

@kostas: hmmm you get (drumroll) ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Love that for you. Look, I love Edgar Allan Poe as much as the next bitch, but even I know that'd be a lame theme for a dance. Try again. Hint: we love a decade dance.

@spree: Story of my life. ;P FIRST! A Haunted Dance theme would be fan-fucking-tastic and you can't tell me otherwise. SECOND! Do we tho?! Are there any left??? Is it Disco??? Did the old people already do Disco? Please say it's Disco!

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TWITTER | OPEN

@kostas: Alright, bitches, it's WHS's Dance Committee prez here and I'm going to do the WAP dance in the middle of the cafeteria for the first person who can correctly guess what the homecoming theme is gonna be this year

@spree: What if I correctly guess what it's /not/? What do I get then? How many guesses until I can get a hint? I know you wouldn't do something dumb, so that narrows it down... Is it Once Upon A Midnight Dreary?! PLEASE!

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leahshank​:

False! That’s why you would have been the worst ball, small fry. There’s nothing impressive about throwing someone so tiny! But we should go and find somewhere else to cause chaos next, since we’re not wanted back in the bowling alley. Either that… or find a way to cause chaos after hours anyway. How do you think Yen SId feels about breaking and entering? 

I thought you said false to consent making everything and was confused longer than I should’ve been BUT I STILL STAND BY THE FACT THAT I’D BE THE BEST BALL! BECAUSE I’M TINY! You could actually pick me up and throw me! I’d get good distance with the right force and equation of trajectory! With the right angle, I’m a guaranteed strike every time, baby! Everything here is so new, I wouldn’t be a surprised if there was a no breaking...anything rule. Then again, one could argue that Walt broke and he entered and helped fix it again and where does it say in the Walt Rulebook that that logic can’t be applied in other standards around here, y’know? That or we could quote that one and only Sheryl Crow and claim that The First Cut Is The Deepest and that anything we happened to break in the midst of living our lives to the fullest was a stepping stone to growth and recovery.

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I can’t believe I got kicked out of the bowling alley for trying to roll a person down the lane towards the pins instead of ball! What’s the big deal? I had their consent!

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Firstable! Consent makes everything. Secondly, why was I not told about this game of Human Bowling?! I’m small! I’d’ve been the best ball! 

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mosstriton‌:

Well well well, look at the upperclassman coming to the sophomores. Oh, how the turn tables. Jk, of course, Spree. We’d love to have a real video game person on the inside, so yeah! Sure! You don’t wanna go to prom like, at all? 

Oooh, I was about to tell you to keep those turned tables to yourself, sir! But yay! I'm excited! You won’t regret letting my help, I promise! Not really? Maybe had I known there were awesome options like this I’d’ve been more into the idea of helping with dance committee and Prom stuff, but alas, I assumed it was only all One Night In...Whatever Boring Place. And I’m more of a Five Nights At... than a One Night In... kind of girl, y’know?

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Alright, and on the tails of the prom announcement, the morp committee group chat got lit and decided that to combat A Night in Vegas, we’re gonna do…*drumroll*…A Night at the Arcade! The gym is gonna be our own arcade with as many actual arcade games as we can get our hands on, and oldschool Wii games projected onto the wall of the gym like Just Dance and other stuff from when we were kids. Video game character costumes encouraged – contact Beau and me if you wanna be in our Mario Kart Hype House. Wario and Waluigi are taken. 

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DUDE! Why do you guys get the best theme?! I don’t want to fake gamble! That’s so lame and cliche! Can I help you guys? PLEeEASE? It’s kind of absolutely my expertise and I can help make sure it’s the best Morp ever for you guys!

[quinnbrewski]

Bro, it’s freakin’ March. I feel like I barely had a January and February and now we’re already three months into 2020? Where’s the vibes? Where are the hot memes? Utterly disappointed in this year so far… 

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THIS SPEAKS TO ME! Like, TRULY. HOW?! Granted I missed two weeks because of SOMEBODY, so I’m even more bitter about it already being March than others, probably. Because, y’know, TWO WEEKS of possible meme time, WASTED. But still! How is it already March?!?

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Text || Sprollie

Hollie: I got a new baby reindeer as an early christmas gift and I need help picking out a name for this one! I'm so stuck between Polly, Jolly and Constantinople. Which sounds best to you??

Spree: I like Constantinople! Can I call him Stan and teach him to be a racing reindeer? Is he going to live with us or at the stables? I've seen plenty of videos of tiny horses and cows living in houses! Can it be both?!

[princessbonnie]

“Hey! Say cheese – “ Bonnie snapped a picture of her target before looking down at the viewfinder with a sigh. “You know, college should have yearbooks. We don’t get all the cutesy little memories that high schoolers get.”

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Spree smiled brightly, striking her signature victory peace sign from back home. “So weird,” she snorted, laughing once the picture was taken at how out of place the pose felt outside of her games. “Firstable, we don’t have a photographer as good as you for our yearbook, so that’d be Unfair TM,” Spree said with a wink. “And secondable, do it? I mean, there’s no real reason you guys shouldn’t have one, is there? Be the change, B. Be. The. Change!” 

[bennyryen]

“I’ll give you one guess as to who I am,” Benny opened up his arms, displaying his open flannel over a plain white t-shirt, and tipped the trucker hat atop his head. “Here’s your hint: You just got Punk’d!” 

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Spree couldn’t help the snort that escaped her at Benny’s impression. “Is this your way of saying you didn’t actually want to go to Morp with me and you’re starting your own hidden camera Tik Tok show?” she teased through a fit of laughter. “No joke though, I literally spent so much time on the internet trying to figure out what to dress up like and was so close so many times to be like: ‘Trucker hat and flannel? I’ve got that down already, let’s do this!’ so many times! Though I’m gonna go ahead and say you pull off the Ashton look better than I would’ve, 100%. I’d’ve looked way more Homeless Farmer Chic vs your Cool Athletic Trucker Casual.”  the girl admitted. “And you’re very clearly who you are! Everyone is looking at me like I look like a back-up dancer or something.” she added, motioning to his outfit vs hers. “Maybe Aaliyah was a little too obscure? Or half our classmates are uneducated. Both sad thoughts.”

[daisyshiverdew]

“So like…are you in here cause you’re as self-conscious about being high around the big kids as I am? Cause I really thought that half-an-edible would’ve made me not care. But here I am, caring in the bathroom.” 

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“Nope!” Spree chirped, shooting Daisy a smile as she broke off a piece of the second brownie she had pilfered before going into the bathroom that seemed to gradually be getting more and more crowded. “I thought Bobbie would be here, but she isn’t, so like, what’s the point?” she asked rhetorically as she sat on the edge of the bathtub, popping the edible into her mouth. “And it looked like a party inside of a party with more people I knew in here, so I figured this would be the best place to actually chill and have some fun,” she admitted through her mouthful, waving her hand around in emphasis, causing her to lose her balance and fall back into the tub. “Ow… Why are you self-conscious about being high? They’re all high out there, they don’t care about nothin’.” she laughed, settling into her new seat.

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TEXT ✉️ OPEN

Garrison: I know to stop drop and roll in a fire, and lay flat on the ground with my hands behind my head if I'm outside in a tornado... but what do I do if there's hail?

Spree: Get an umbrella? I dunno, I haven't really encountered hail, lol.

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TEXT ✉️ SPRILES

Miles: I WAS NOT BORED ENOUGH TO DO THAT! I WAS BORED MODDING STUFF ON THE SIMS WHILE SOMEONE WAS SLANDERING ME!

Spree: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING! XD

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TEXT ✉️ SPRILES

Miles: IT'S NOT ABOUT ACTUAL MILK! IT'S A EUPHEMISM! A BAD ONE! I WAS FRAMED!

Spree: I KNOW THAT, GIANT ONE! BUT I STILL DO NOT BELIEVE YOU, IT'S TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE! ADMIT IT, YOU WERE BORED AND WANTED TO SEE HOW FAR YOUR MAYHEM COULD SPREAD BUT DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! XD

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Text Message || Sprenny

Benny: IS IT NOT ACCURATE.

Benny: IS. IT. NOT.

Spree: MAYBE!

Spree: But I also have me own car, tyvm! XD

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Text Message || Sprenny

Spree: I'M SCREAMING! We are in a FIGHT! LMAO!

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TEXT ✉️ OPEN

Miles: If an animated version of that old 'Milk, Milk, Lemonade' rhyme took over your computer screen today while you were working on something, JUST KNOW THAT I TOLD THE OTHER GUYS IN COMPUTER CLUB NOT TO DO THAT!

Spree: Just in case it wasn't obvious for some unknown reason, if it has to deal with computers and quite literally "milk" in some way, I will always blame you. ;P