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I HATE THE NEW SPOTIFY WIDGET.

I HATE THE NEW SPOTIFY WIDGET.

I HATE THE NEW SPOTIFY WIDGET.

It forced me to install it, stealing the perfect widget that was used before. And now, when I'm not listening to music its just loading the whole time AH and I can't click on to open the app UGH

Idk if this is just Samsung or just me (every electronic device and app I have ever used has been malfunctioning in some way) but I don't care its making me mad

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please tell me it gets better

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Okay guys it turns out that the messages you send to your girlfriend on Snapchat on your school laptop can be seen by the head of pastoral

Oops

[depsidase]

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[goth-queen]

[poneappol]

this fanfiction shit easy

[ineffable-effability]

birdcage revival starring david tennant and michael sheen, you agree

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[redstonedust]

idk how to explain it but im never truly comfortable with the way people insinuate that all older folks are inherently bigoted. it always feels like it kind of hand-waves away personal responsibility like ohhhh grandpa cant help homophobic, hes old. well ive met plenty of older folks who are normal about gay people. i think grandpa could be better. i think we should hold grandpa to higher standards.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon