Mr. Bear

34 year old Bear in Manchester via Liverpool via Widnes, UK Instagram: mathewswain / Twitter: mathewjswain I ENCOURAGE THE FILTH

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wolverine could never convert to Judaism, his foreskin would constantly grow back.

[ryanjamesyezak]

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

“Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides.”

[carlyisaround-deactivated201406]

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

[gingah-ninjah]

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd this is too fantastic for words.

[gabrielgastelum]

The Voice can’t make one star but RuPaul can make 113?

[monique-hearteyes-deactivated20]

[8eige]

It (2017) outtakes

[hagfag]

I missed half of this video because I was laughing so hard

[homofied]

Stop whatever you’re doing and watch this video

[a-taurus-line]

I fucking die every time lmao

[von-felden]

I love Brandi

[lilmamabeyellin]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If schools taught actual life skills, like how a car works, or how to cook, or how to raise a kid, or how love works whether it be friendship or relationship, we’d be living better and thats just facts

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

send butt pix before the purge

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

oh lord

[snyggvur]

Reblog for butt pix in ur inbox

[prostatemodern]

“why are you single?”

me:

[shiftythrifting]

[shiftythrifting]

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

[dragonite-master]

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

[meatprincess]

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

[richardalexanderrr]

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

[boom-shwa-tee-oosh]

[naturaekos]

“That night I lost you, I lost something inside me. Or perhaps several things. Something central to my existence, the very support for who I am as a person.”

— Haruki Murakami, 1Q84 (via naturaekos)

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[grumpydabear]

Will always reblog.

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[theonlylivingboyinnewyork]

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

[culturedwalnuts]

“You don’t spend time in Phoenix, you lose time in Phoenix”

[frigate-essex]

Who else is a boy that wants to be held in the arms of another boy

[positively-queer]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin