The Future of a Victorian Dandy

Leaf. 38. A canvas has a lot of potential. But in the end that's all it has. Bifauxnen full of finite fabulosity. After all, we all have to end sometime.

[drowzymutt]

Sub tops.. save me sub tops...

[drowzymutt]

Sub tops that get all twitchy and hard at the mere thought of being inside u.. sub tops that moan and whine more than you while fucking you.. sub tops that just can't stop rutting their hips against yours.. sub tops wearing collars...

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[sgt-celestial]

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

[thememedaddy]

[gasexplosionatthescalpelfactory]

I applied makeup to intentionally look deeply tired yesterday and it felt refreshing. As in, the opposite of all stated makeup goals.

people were very accommodating of me spacing out bc I looked like I hadn't slept in weeks, if ever

Checked the mirror once I returned to my car and my dark lip stain was migrating. Maybe they were only terrified

[scorpio-system]

i should make dark skin edits of revy black lagoon.

[scorpio-system]

theyre sloppy but fuck it. have her

[scorpio-system]

more lmao

[niyarest]

sexy wake up time

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[predesterone]

love every trans woman you meet before its too late

[teaboot]

Not to be rhe ten millionth person to say “USAmerican President Donald Trump Is An Incoherent Public Speaker Whose Train Of Thought Can Be Best Described As Scat Jazz” but I just remembered that when he talks at international events it is several dozen people’s job to translate what he’s saying and what he intends to say to world leaders in real time

And I desperately wish to hear how they do it

[teaboot]

If anyone reading this isn’t fluent enough in English to understand the sentences that man says, please know that he has essentially mixed a number of adjectives and topics together in a hat and is pulling them out at random like a horrible children’s game

[teaboot]

Like that waxy jaundiced bitch will straight up be like “J'étais sur internet l'autre jour – internet, la plus grande invention américaine. Et la Chine a “internet aussi. Pas un bon internet, pas comme le mien, j'ai un internet formidable. Les gens me disent : « Donald, ton internet est génial ! » On adore l'internet de Donald. Mais la Chine… Chine, Chine, Chine… Vous savez qu'ils mangent des oiseaux ? C'est terrible. J'adore les oiseaux. La Chine mange des oiseaux. Pas comme nous. Pas comme mes oiseaux. Mais vous savez, c'est comme ça, et c'est terrible. Mais voilà ce que je vais faire : je vais sauver les oiseaux. Je vais sauver internet et sauver les oiseaux. Tous ces magnifiques oiseaux. Pour l'Amérique. Et la Chine va nous détester pour ça. Ils vont nous détester parce qu'on est les meilleurs sur oiseaux”. And people will lose their minds

[angryraptor13]

International translators have had this problem for A While - if they *don't* clean up what he says to sound coherent, they look like they're doing a bad job.

Why is difficult to translate Donald Trump? Trumpslation explained.

Explore Trump translation challenges, tips for interpreters, and 2025 strategies for accurate political translation and Trumpslation success

[teaboot]

oh my god

[freckles-a-constellation]

There was a scandal in Poland because one translator decided to translate him accurately, tone, vocabulary level and word salad tangents and all. Polish conservatives who don't speak English and previously only heard smoothed out translations that sounded coherent and used big words were up in arms about how the translator was "inserting her political agenda", "mocking him", "exaggerating", "purposefully trying to make him look bad" and "incredibly unprofessional". I listened to the translation in question. It was literally just accurate.

[kimbureh]

5. Sensitive and Controversial Language Trump’s speeches occasionally contain misogynistic, sexist, or inflammatory language. Japanese interpreter Tsuruta, for example, faced challenges when translating sexualized remarks, ultimately opting for standard terminology to maintain professionalism. Similarly, Chinese translator Kumiko Torikai found certain lewd expressions ethically challenging, ultimately leading to her retirement. Navigating these situations requires skillful balancing of accuracy, professionalism, and cultural sensitivity, ensuring that the translation is appropriate without distorting the original intent.

I don't know why the authors of PoliLingua act as if Trump's verbal misogyny and racism wasn't very much part of his "original intent".

it only now dawns on me that millions of people on this planet think Trump is way smarter than he is because translators have neglected to relate his violent speech accurately out of misunderstood politeness. Make the ape sound like a ape

[gasexplosionatthescalpelfactory]

I am absolutely getting ahead of myself for the holiday season but ya know what? I don't care.

Reference: "Marley was dead: to begin with" by SnorgTees.

I made this but I do not own it. Enjoy. Print it on everything. Paper your walls with it as a November project. I want to be at the grocery store and see a fellow SatoSugu weeb carrying a tote bag emblazoned with this.

You're welcome.

[gasexplosionatthescalpelfactory]

Is it bad if I don't want to be here

Is it bad if I don't want to have to go through all this emotional pain

The day by day part I can handle

It's the piling up day by day that I can't

And the fact that everything is advancing in a way I can't soften, stop, or control

I can't imagine my life without either of you

To one: You brought me into this world and always loved me

To another: You helped me to find and love myself, and I've only done a better job of that after you left. You moving on another path convinced me that I was worth choosing - an unintentional gift.

But do I have to lose both of you at the same time?

Who can survive this kind of pain

because I'm starting to think

not me

[gasexplosionatthescalpelfactory]

I'll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I'll be looking at the moon

But I'll be seeing you

[k-eke]

Do not fear.

[gasexplosionatthescalpelfactory]

welp

that's enough on main for tonight

[owwllly]

weak point

[owwllly]

romantic workout