here come the puns

gastoncito, 17, living in the land of silver

[monk-of-space-deactivated201408]

a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs: the bikings

[museifushindoushugi]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS POST IS 4 PUNS IN ONE OH MY GODDDDD

[uncultureddoubloon]

@explainingthejoke

Please help?? How/where’s the fourth pun?

[explainingthejoke]

They are bi. They are vikings. They are kings. They are bikers. They are bi viking biker kings.

[ruinedchildhood]

[naturaekos]

[uneventfulness]

[uneventfulness]

my blog will make you smile

[pedrxmmer]

ROLLER BAND’S NEW BASSIST AUDITIONS

Due to recent events, the Roller Band is in search of a new bassist and singer to join @simonelguitarrista and @pedrxmmer in this amazing project. The auditions will take place at the @thejamandroller‘s stage this tuesday, October 31, at 4pm. You can bring your own Bass, but we could also provide one if necessary.  The new bassist’s first performance with the band will be in the next Open Music.

Tell your friends, spread around.  

[gastonmemerida]

Can it be Matteo

[pedrxmmer]

ROLLER BAND’S NEW BASSIST AUDITIONS

Due to recent events, the Roller Band is in search of a new bassist and singer to join @simonelguitarrista and @pedrxmmer in this amazing project. The auditions will take place at the Jam & Roller’s stage this tuesday, October 31, at 4pm. You can bring your own Bass, but we could also provide one if necessary.  The new bassist’s first performance with the band will bein the next Open Music.

Tell your friends, spread around.  

[gastonmemerida]

@matteobalsaon you should go bro1!!!!!

[filipinogambino]

[gastonmemerida]

@queenambars is it you

[queenambars]

That’s a low level

[gastonmemerida]

I thought you were allergic to kittens but whatevs

[queenambars]

I’m allergic to all animals, specially you

[gastonmemerida]

What animal do you think I am

[filipinogambino]

[gastonmemerida]

@queenambars is it you

[queenambars]

That’s a low level

[gastonmemerida]

I thought you were allergic to kittens but whatevs

[extramadness]

[t1234odd5]

I want that ‘have you seen the way he looks at her’ kind of love.

(via itcuddles)

[filipinogambino]

[gastonmemerida]

@queenambars is it you

[tttangeline]

the moon was my dearest friend and every night we met to talk about how  lonely we were; me in a planet home to seven billion and her, amongst the infinite universe

vp (via toripawlak)

Bro you got it deep

[yamzxsanchezzz]

You guys Jim is passed out on the couch once again, so please don’t sit on my friend please and thank you very much

[gastonmemerida]

Poor baby jim

[felicityfornina]

So now I am the one who drag you to the dancefloor??? @jim-medina @yamzxsanchezzz

[gastonmemerida]

I CAN HELP

[felicityfornina]

How could you help? 

[gastonmemerida]

Depends if you want to just dance or if you want to drag your besties to dance floor, I can help with both

[felicityfornina]

I believe it would be rude to exclude them now that I have successfully dragged them to the dance floor…

[jim-medina]

TAKE THE CHANCE GIRL! i will dance with my one and only @yamzxsanchezzz 💓✨

[yamzxsanchezzz]

Yeah me and Jim will be fine together 😉

[gastonmemerida]

DO I HEAR TAKE A CHANCE ON ME NOW I LOVE ABB

[felicityfornina]

A classic.

[gastonmemerida]

I’M STILL FREE TAKE A CHANCE ON ME

[felicityfornina]

Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie.

[gastonmemerida]

WE CAN GO DANCING

[felicityfornina]

We can go walking…

[gastonmemerida]

AS LONG AS WE ARE TOGETHER

[felicityfornina]

So now I am the one who drag you to the dancefloor??? @jim-medina @yamzxsanchezzz

[gastonmemerida]

I CAN HELP

[felicityfornina]

How could you help? 

[gastonmemerida]

Depends if you want to just dance or if you want to drag your besties to dance floor, I can help with both

[felicityfornina]

I believe it would be rude to exclude them now that I have successfully dragged them to the dance floor…

[jim-medina]

TAKE THE CHANCE GIRL! i will dance with my one and only @yamzxsanchezzz 💓✨

[yamzxsanchezzz]

Yeah me and Jim will be fine together 😉

[gastonmemerida]

DO I HEAR TAKE A CHANCE ON ME NOW I LOVE ABB

[felicityfornina]

A classic.

[gastonmemerida]

I’M STILL FREE TAKE A CHANCE ON ME

[felicityfornina]

Gonna do my very best and it ain’t no lie.

[gastonmemerida]

WE CAN GO DANCING

[felicityfornina]

So now I am the one who drag you to the dancefloor??? @jim-medina @yamzxsanchezzz

[gastonmemerida]

I CAN HELP

[felicityfornina]

How could you help? 

[gastonmemerida]

Depends if you want to just dance or if you want to drag your besties to dance floor, I can help with both

[queenambars]

I think some people need some closer time tonight @jim-medina @yamzxsanchezzz

[gastonmemerida]

I ship it

[felicityfornina]

So now I am the one who drag you to the dancefloor??? @jim-medina @yamzxsanchezzz

[gastonmemerida]

I CAN HELP

[felicityfornina]

How could you help? 

[gastonmemerida]

Depends if you want to just dance or if you want to drag your besties to dance floor, I can help with both

[felicityfornina]

I believe it would be rude to exclude them now that I have successfully dragged them to the dance floor…

[jim-medina]

TAKE THE CHANCE GIRL! i will dance with my one and only @yamzxsanchezzz 💓✨

[yamzxsanchezzz]

Yeah me and Jim will be fine together 😉

[gastonmemerida]

DO I HEAR TAKE A CHANCE ON ME NOW I LOVE ABB

[felicityfornina]

A classic.

[gastonmemerida]

I'M STILL FREE TAKE A CHANCE ON ME