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Doing ānever have I everā IC! You can join as multiple muses if you want!
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Leeās not even paying to what sheās saying, heās too preoccupied with the fact that he accidentally just spilled a hot liquid on someone else (even if most of it landed on him). He has no towels on him, so he canāt wipe it up. Gotta use the next best thing.
A swift tug, and his shirt is off. He starts wiping down his victimās hands and forearms, babbling out a long-winded apology. Honestly, he didnāt even look her in the face until she asked if he was okay.
āI am fine, I have a high pain tolerance.ā Accurate considering he hadnāt even noticed the burn on his chest.Ā āI am so very sorry, I should really watch where I am going. I was--ā He stopped when his eyes met herās.Ā
He knew her. He couldnāt remember where from, but he had seen distinctive colored eyes like before.
āExcuse me, but you look familiar...have we met?ā Grade-A memory Lee.
( HEY I OWE SOME PPL REPLIES WHICH ARE cutter and temari i believe! so i will get on them soon! )
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Lee was always in or around Wakamono Dojo. Every day, even during his days off. There was always something to do. Something needed fixed, bought, someone needed help with training or wrangling their young, enthusiastic charges. And Lee was more than happy to help; anything for his sensei and fellow Wakamono teammates.
So, it was no surprise that he wasnāt paying attention to what he was doing when he was leaving to pick up supplies, yelling to someone inside.
āNo, do not worry! I will-- You sure you only want the large sized kit? We will probably go through it quickly...Okay! I will get the extra large then! I will be right back!ā
Heās barely out of the door when he smacks right into someone, causing their hot drink to explode all over him.
āOh! Oh no! I am sorry! I did not see you there!ā
Iām not suspicious I swear!
You could set your clock by Leeās schedule. Every morning he ran the length of the slums into the business district. He always waved at the owners opening up their shops, jogged in place as the 6:35 am train would pass through, and always. Always. Stopped by the same house with the same fence to take a breather, stretch slightly before turning around and heading back home.
It was awfully early in the morning, and he did wear a hoodie with the hood up over his head. So, it would make sense that he would look like a lurker prowling around, but Lee didnāt think of himself like that. Honestly, he didnāt even notice.
Impatience was evident by foot tapping and arms crossed. She was in a hurry, and this guy in front of her, seemingly with no knowledge, at least in Hancocks opinion, of how to work an ATM was not helping her on time. Just her luck to get stuck behind an idiot, she mentally cursed herself. Nevermind the fact that it was clearly the ATMs fault, no, it was just far easier to blame the person using it. Glance at the clock that rested on the wall above the machine, she had been waiting there for what seemed like hours. A huff, and a small glance away before looking back forward, and her frown only grew, as did her glare into the back of this guys head.Ā
This is getting ridiculous, was her train of thought, as if it hadnāt already been so. Perhaps there was an easier way of going about this. If she flew off the handle at this guy, then he may purposely start taking longer. Instead, she decided a different route entirely, one that she had come to learn was more effective when dealing with the male gender.Ā
A tap on his shoulder, opposite hand covering her mouth, the illusion of shyness peaking through. āExcuse me, sirā would you mind letting a beautiful woman use it? Maybe I can get it working for the both of us?ā
Twenty minutes had passed since Lee started his battle with a dysfunctional ATM. This particular machine never worked right and most people avoided it, but Lee, in typical fashion, totally forgot. Now he was stuck. A normal person would have given up, but not him! No way Lee was going to let a piece of defective technology defeat him! He was too invested.
Unfortunately, for the person behind him, Lee had been too absorbed in his struggle that he hadnāt even noticed them.
At the tap on his shoulder, Lee turned to face the woman, completely unfazed by how beautiful she was. āThis machine does not like to read cards. Perhaps you might have better luck.āĀ Lee put his card back into his pocket, moving out of the way. After all, how could he turn down such a polite request?
moving! (ooc)
WELL IM LIKE A NIGHT LATE FOR THIS BUT LEE IS ALSO MOVING TO SOF!
so if youāre not moving please unfollow me so I donāt clutter up your dash!
thx!
Time to Get Swole
Leeās phone buzzed; Jaden had responded before Lee could put his phone away. He spared a quick glance at the messages before returning the phone to his hoodie pocket, not bothering to respond. He knew Jaden would come when he was ready, and Lee had the patience of a saint. All was left to do was play the waiting game.
Though he hoped that Jaden would be there sooner than later so Lee wouldnāt be late starting.
Time to Get Swole
The sun was threatening to rise when Lee made it to Jadenās dorm. It was rare for Lee to get asked to be someoneās workout buddy, normally because of his intensity and ability to go for hours at a time with little breaks. But, Jaden had asked for help, and by god, Rock Lee was going to give it to him. Starting with a 6am run.
Whipping out his phone, Lee texted Jaden.
[ TEXT ]:Ā Good morning! I am outside and ready to get started! : )
[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.
[ TEXT ]:Ā I am unsure how to respond to this, so I am instead sending a picture of a friendly dog I met today.
[ PICTURE MESSAGE SENT ]:
[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still⦠(Why hellooooooo there Lee! :D)
[ TEXT ]:Ā That seems wildly inappropriate.
[ TEXT ]:Ā But, I suppose he did not mean anything devious by it.
(( not to sound creepy but i read some of your posts and i think youre an excellent temari we should rp bye ))
[MSG:] Iām bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. Weāre plotting your demise.
Ā [ TEXT ]: Are you two playing Maf without me?
[ TEXT ]:Ā 8(
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[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else....
((OMG LMAO. I thought the message was supposed to be my muse receiving a random picture and telling your muse but this works too i guess LOL))
(( WHOOPS. oh well at least i got a chuckle out of me being dumb ))
[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope soā¦
[ PICTURE MESSAGE RECEIVED ] :
[ TEXT ]: Uhm
[ TEXT ]:Ā I do not think that was meant for me.
text message starters, part 1/?
[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, donāt worry. Iāve got it all under control.
[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.
[MSG:] IāM WEARING A FLAG.
[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.
[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.
[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but placesā¦
[MSG:] I donāt think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
[MSG:]Ā THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNāT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
[MSG:]Ā Weāre making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the cornerā¦
[MSG:]Ā Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories upā¦
[MSG:]Ā Iām bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. Weāre plotting your demise.
[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was,Ā āHey! This one canāt run away!ā.
[MSG:]Ā OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but stillā¦
[MSG:]Ā I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shoutedĀ ādibs!ā
[MSG:]Ā He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
[MSG:]Ā Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. Iām the smoothest maid of honor ever.
[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.
[MSG:] Yeah, donāt like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call herĀ āthe whore that was assigned to live with me.ā
[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?
[MSG:]Ā I feel like I donāt show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.
[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!
[MSG:]Ā He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.
[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.
[MSG:] So far today Iāve had six shots of tequila, one joint, Iāve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.
[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMINGĀ āTROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!ā I CANāT STOP LAUGHING HELP
[MSG:]Ā I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.
[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope soā¦
[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.
[MSG:]Ā Iām actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. Weāre just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.
[MSG:]Ā See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
[MSG:]Ā Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
So a Pair of Eyebrows Walk into a Bar
It was rare when Lee got a day off from work. One of the junior classes Lee didnāt teach were competing that weekend, so the Dojo closed early for the day.
So now he had nothing to do, besides some homework. But he was in the mood for some company, not really up for any alone time.Ā
With a bang! Lee waltzed into the bar. Not to drink, Lee drinking was always a terrible idea; he was just there to see a friend. A tall, noodlely friend.
āGood afternoon Decim!ā Lee sat down at the bar, placing his bag on the stool beside him,Ā āHave you been busy today?ā
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