Bruh

Stupid goober, 19, Bisexual, Richard, Jerry Pascal and Stone Cold apologist, don't say lewd stuff on my posts please. Big expensiveleather fan, full time multi shipper and part time selfshipper. Also Tumblr's local crazy guy who manifests in people's inboxes for fun.

[gatoradewaterbruh]

New Introduction Post

Deciding to redo this because the old one's outdated and doesn't aling with me now in some way.

Hey, my name's Bruh, or Gatoradewaterbruh or anything else people call me in this local digital waffle house we call the Internet. I'm currently 19 as of writing this, I'm a writer, part time selfshipper and probably insane in some way but who knows? I don't have a strong dni per se (I have a list on my selfship blog but yeah) besides don't say anything suggestive or sexual to me or my account because I'm not very comfortable talking about that online and I have minors following me. And I don't want to have them see that either because they're probably as uncomfortable seeing that as I am. So please be respectful about that and just don't act rude to anyone in general. 18+ or minor dni accounts are fine to interact as long as they don't send NFSW or anything like that along with the previously mentioned suggestive stuff.

This account and any other sideblog I make is not antiship (which includes anti Selfship, oc x Canon, or anything else similar to that) or taboo ship friendly. I'm both extremely against puritanism and shipping incest, minor x adult or anything else that's considered gross and illegal. They're both terrible in my eyes. I block freely and I will do it for any reason.

Anyways you're going to see a lot here, so here's a rough list of fandoms/intrests you'll see me post, write and reblog for. It's not all of them as I'm in a lot of fandoms. But it's just a rough list of what I repost the most:

Spooky Month

Tales From The Gas station

Old wrestling (mainly attitude era WWF or ECW but not always)

NES Godzilla Creepypasta

Eddsworld

The Venture Bros

Dungeon Crawler Carl

Prehistory/paleontology.

Edit (aka me covering requests):

Its ok if you want to request me to write something on here in Tumblr asks. But I usually do ones that interest me and don't go against my boundaries or comfort. I'm not going to write any NFSW, suggestive or anything that doesn't interest me. So I'm not really a person willing to do all requests but I'm not one that denies writing for them when I am a fan of that as well.

Just wanted to get that out of the way because I forgot to add that in there so yeah.

Other important sites and/or contacts;

My selfship blog, basically where I write selfship imagines and the only sideblog I pay attention to. Also has a more thorough dni list and list of F/Os.

My strawpage so you can send me stuff beyond my comprehension.

My Blusky because Elon Musk SUCKS and he's lame.

[grrbrainsorwhatever]

this is no country for old men

[cervinae-canine]

i like how despite the everything, i still get flustered over my favorite fictional characters. the human spirit is indomitable.

[gatoradewaterbruh]

I just realized DeadLavender + my completely insane or depressed OCs is a common thing I do when I write DeadLavender. And that's...

A pretty odd pattern. Maybe I enjoy seeing how Lila and Patty getting into terrible situations with the characters my mind made up.

[gatoradewaterbruh]

Hey DCC fandom do you think that Carl would hold someone close to then if they were sad or no? Been thinking about this where Carl sees Y/N crying and Carl comforts them but IDK if that would be canon accurate or not

[gatoradewaterbruh]

YPU HAVE TWO CATS?!

Yeah, an orange one and a black one. I posted pictures of them in January but decided that I'm not going to post any pictures of them on here afterward. Why? Because I don't really want to talk or show my cats or my IRL life that much compared to the fandoms and characters I want to yap about and maybe original content.

[mrs-goemio]

Your f/o doesn’t say much when they notice your eyes start to water, at least not at first. They’re quiet, steady, and unmoving, while you’re over there sniffling like the world just ended.

Instead of teasing you, they simply shift closer. A hand comes down to gently ruffle your hair, resting there for a beat as if to remind you that they’re yours. “You cry too easily,” they murmur, their voice deep and calm, but the way they tuck you against their chest betrays just how much they secretly adore it.

While you sniffle and cling to them, they hold you with an unshakable strength, like nothing could ever pry you from their arms. They never tell you to stop crying. They just let you soak their shirt, their stoic expression softening only when you can’t see it. And though they’d deny it if you asked, they secretly think it’s cute, how you can fall apart so easily, only to trust them enough to piece you back together.

[deerkangaroo]

Jackie boy and sweet Sabine, first animation I've done in like a year so it's not the best + unfinished

[gatoradewaterbruh]

Did you know that Aaron is a cat person? :D

(pretty predictable but just asking for ur personal opinion)

I think I did because someone showed that in a server I was on and I love it. I'm not much of a cat person myself but the fact that Aaron (my husband fr fr) is just a huge softie for animals is so adorable to me. Doesn't help that where I live in we have two cats living with us

[gatoradewaterbruh]

Us when Spooky Month 7 releases:

[kiddphel]

self ship community has a huge homophobia problem but nobody wants to acknowledge it. just because the community is full of queer people doesnt mean youre free from being homophobic towards people of different or even the same sexuality

[kiddphel]

and dont even get me started on the transphobia

[gatoradewaterbruh]

The fact that this has to be stated disappoints me to no end. Especially as a guy who selfships with mostly male characters and knows plenty of trans people.

[gatoradewaterbruh]

DeadLavender and Sinistersweets coded:

Carlos (Skid's Father) and Lila broke up and dated the depressed tired people of town no way

[locallyboxedghost]

Was thinking about Ben and Michelle's relationship again and I feel like Michelle would say the same thing she did for Dexter in sm 6 about hugging him when he was cold. But for Ben she hugs him when he's sad because let's be honest Ben has probably cried and felt sad before, he's not tough all the time.

I need to write Ben being sad one of these days he definitely probably cried a lot in front of Michelle.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

iolkas.jfdoi;lkqwhea;oifkldsji aw mannnnnnn that's sad man....

[gatoradewaterbruh]

I'm going to make it sadder. Ben doesn't like having people see him cry because his parents basically told him that he's morally bad to cry because his purpose was to be some messed up guardian who also causes a bunch of chaos. And he still kind of believed that until Michelle or Mark told him otherwise.

So Ben just tries to hide so people don't see him that emotionally vulnerable.

[locallyboxedghost]

AH SHIT, THAT IS WORSE!!!

Wait, I wanna make this worse - I hc that Michelle doesn't really allow herself to...feel her shit, whether due to those emotions being 'impure' or 'burdensome' to others or 'illogical', but this is very much an internalized thing, and it'd be very interesting for her to give this sort of advice to Ben, but for Ben to sense that it's not completely...earnest, I guess.

Does that make sense?

[gatoradewaterbruh]

Yeah they both can't deal with emotional expression properly and it becomes a game of Ben and Michelle trying to detect what hardships they have.

I like to think that also made Ben not care about being viewed as being impure or not. He's just chill and having some fun being himself y'know?

[locallyboxedghost]

Was thinking about Ben and Michelle's relationship again and I feel like Michelle would say the same thing she did for Dexter in sm 6 about hugging him when he was cold. But for Ben she hugs him when he's sad because let's be honest Ben has probably cried and felt sad before, he's not tough all the time.

I need to write Ben being sad one of these days he definitely probably cried a lot in front of Michelle.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

iolkas.jfdoi;lkqwhea;oifkldsji aw mannnnnnn that's sad man....

[gatoradewaterbruh]

I'm going to make it sadder. Ben doesn't like having people see him cry because his parents basically told him that he's morally bad to cry because his purpose was to be some messed up guardian who also causes a bunch of chaos. And he still kind of believed that until Michelle or Mark told him otherwise.

So Ben just tries to hide so people don't see him that emotionally vulnerable.

[the-twooky-children]

Jaune spotted! And a very blurred scene with the kids at the bottom there I think?

[machobusta]

Rick Steiner, Scott Steiner, and Eddie Guerrero vs. Cactus Jack, Scorpio, and Dean Malenko WrestlePalooza August 5, 1995

[cyacougar]

quit aurafarming u hav a job to do!!!!!!!!!!!